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Why would anyone need ai for their instagram account??? It’s for fun! And you’re cheating? You take the photo. Choose a filter. Write a caption. Pick 3-5 hashtags. Easy breezy lemon breezy no robots needed
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why would anyone need ai for their instagram account??? It’s for fun! And you’re cheating? You take the photo. Choose a filter. Write a caption. Pick 3-5 hashtags. Easy breezy lemon breezy no robots needed
You all are greatly exaggerating (and misattributing) the executive powers of the mayor. The mayor isn’t the president lol, not even close 😭 go take a civics class, or do I need to explain American history and parlipro like we’re teens in FFA? 🍼
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You all are greatly exaggerating (and misattributing) the executive powers of the mayor. The mayor isn’t the president lol, not even close 😭 go take a civics class, or do I need to explain American history and parlipro like we’re teens in FFA? 🍼
House of the Dragon is a case study in momentum (or a lack thereof)
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
House of the Dragon is a case study in momentum (or a lack thereof)
If you operate a “self driving” car and end up killing someone, the charge should automatically be more severe than vehicular manslaughter.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you operate a “self driving” car and end up killing someone, the charge should automatically be more severe than vehicular manslaughter.
I’m starting to not know who the celebrities are. Like any guest on snl, it’s a 50/50 shot at this point in my life
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m starting to not know who the celebrities are. Like any guest on snl, it’s a 50/50 shot at this point in my life
That’s right pal retreat into a cave like gollum. See you never!
Larry Summers, who was treasury secretary under President Bill Clinton, says that he will be stepping back from public commitments following the recent publication of his correspondence with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
'I am deeply ashamed': Larry Summers to step back from public commitments after new Epstein emails
Sen. Elizabeth Warren had called for institutions affiliated with Summers, who was treasury secretary during the Clinton administration, to sever ties with him.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That’s right pal retreat into a cave like gollum. See you never!
Congress: the only job where it’s A-OK to play hooky when you disagree with your coworkers AND THEN still get full pay and healthcare benefits!
I should’ve just gone to duke as a legacy and maybe I’d be able to afford urgent care tonight without worrying about insurance coverage 😒
I should’ve just gone to duke as a legacy and maybe I’d be able to afford urgent care tonight without worrying about insurance coverage 😒
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Congress: the only job where it’s A-OK to play hooky when you disagree with your coworkers AND THEN still get full pay and healthcare benefits!
I should’ve just gone to duke as a legacy and maybe I’d be able to afford urgent care tonight without worrying about insurance coverage 😒
I should’ve just gone to duke as a legacy and maybe I’d be able to afford urgent care tonight without worrying about insurance coverage 😒
lol wut 😭 imagine being released after 10yrs in prison and seeing this. So random, like if the Obamas divorced and Barack got w iggy azalea
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
lol wut 😭 imagine being released after 10yrs in prison and seeing this. So random, like if the Obamas divorced and Barack got w iggy azalea
If you have a housekeeper or nanny I automatically deem your opinion less useful for me and far less valuable overall
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If you have a housekeeper or nanny I automatically deem your opinion less useful for me and far less valuable overall
"Your mom" jokes are the number one indicator that you peaked in middle school
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Your mom" jokes are the number one indicator that you peaked in middle school
Idk who needs to hear this but you will die before wearing all of your nail polishes and reading all your books. Stop buying them!!
It’s me. I needed to hear this
It’s me. I needed to hear this
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but you will die before wearing all of your nail polishes and reading all your books. Stop buying them!!
It’s me. I needed to hear this
It’s me. I needed to hear this
Unpopular opinion: we don’t need any more murthaugh family murder documentaries. Or the one staircase family
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Unpopular opinion: we don’t need any more murthaugh family murder documentaries. Or the one staircase family
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Police are asking for the public's help in identifying the people featured in a video appearing to show a woman "being taken by force" by a man outside of a home in Wichita, Kansas.
October 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Police are asking for the public's help in identifying the people featured in a video appearing to show a woman "being taken by force" by a man outside of a home in Wichita, Kansas.
I deserve a daytime Emmy for making it thru rhop season 7 💤💤💤💤 borrrring ambien on my television screen
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I deserve a daytime Emmy for making it thru rhop season 7 💤💤💤💤 borrrring ambien on my television screen
When did body count start meaning sex partners instead of 🪓 victims?
Back in my day high body count hair would be gacy’s clown wig
Back in my day high body count hair would be gacy’s clown wig
October 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When did body count start meaning sex partners instead of 🪓 victims?
Back in my day high body count hair would be gacy’s clown wig
Back in my day high body count hair would be gacy’s clown wig
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Starbucks is closing stores and cutting 900 jobs in a restructuring move.
1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year.
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year.
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
September 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Starbucks is closing stores and cutting 900 jobs in a restructuring move.
1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year.
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year.
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
Please please please can they bring in Kate McKinnon to play the crazy Phillies ball lady? She could reuse her Elizabeth Warren wig.
Sidebar: how has this woman not been outed by neighbors? I've seen the footage, that's not someone who lives harmoniously in the community
Sidebar: how has this woman not been outed by neighbors? I've seen the footage, that's not someone who lives harmoniously in the community
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Please please please can they bring in Kate McKinnon to play the crazy Phillies ball lady? She could reuse her Elizabeth Warren wig.
Sidebar: how has this woman not been outed by neighbors? I've seen the footage, that's not someone who lives harmoniously in the community
Sidebar: how has this woman not been outed by neighbors? I've seen the footage, that's not someone who lives harmoniously in the community
When is snl coming back? There’s so much material on the damn daily now, I feel like they need to deploy a b squad for the off season
September 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
When is snl coming back? There’s so much material on the damn daily now, I feel like they need to deploy a b squad for the off season
Google, stop trying to make google lens happen. It won’t. Nobody wants to risk getting beat up in a bar especially in today’s irate political climate
September 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Google, stop trying to make google lens happen. It won’t. Nobody wants to risk getting beat up in a bar especially in today’s irate political climate
Why is nobody revealing the Phillies Karen’s name and workplace? She’s objectively way worse than that Coldplay ceo who only cheated, not punched a toddler over a foul ball
September 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Why is nobody revealing the Phillies Karen’s name and workplace? She’s objectively way worse than that Coldplay ceo who only cheated, not punched a toddler over a foul ball
Justice for this poor trex, who’s like wtf did I do to deserve being ranked here with hitler, family annihilator Chris watts, and Bernie madoff
September 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Justice for this poor trex, who’s like wtf did I do to deserve being ranked here with hitler, family annihilator Chris watts, and Bernie madoff
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Always looking out for the little guy…
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Always looking out for the little guy…
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As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at so-called soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have less shootings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.
August 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at so-called soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have less shootings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.
Tennis produces the worst sore losers, don’t even try to change my mind
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tennis produces the worst sore losers, don’t even try to change my mind
They want us to care about cracker barrel and its logo. I didn’t even know that trashy place still exists, gross
August 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
They want us to care about cracker barrel and its logo. I didn’t even know that trashy place still exists, gross