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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 21d

I saw someone refer to a Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 26d

Thank you for pointing out my bravery. I deserve this.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 26d

I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and trying to piece together public opinion on the matter and I just have to get this off my chest.

I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking.

It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Sep 12

Dear universe,

it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good.

Thanks!

Your pal,
Shawn

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Jul 2

100 days until I marry the baddest baddie to ever bad. Let’s fucking go. Life rules.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · May 12

When I die reincarnate me as a bear in a river

Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · May 12

Cheeseburger the long way

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · May 4

Hey sorry I can’t make it to your birthday I have to watch the same video of a panda eating bamboo for 3 hours.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Mar 26

Is Pepsi-Caine ok?

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Mar 19

Someone once called me old for using Venmo. These kids ain’t smoking weed no more.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Mar 19

If I ever talk about using an ice bath fucking shoot me.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Mar 8

This wizz isn’t going to wee itself

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Mar 5

When Prince said “ANNOPATTACKALASIIMACAPATALAWIT” I really felt that.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Mar 1

My head canon Shallan Davar will always be Chappel Roan. #stormlightarchive

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 21

No one tell my mom, but at the show in April I’m going to shake my booty.

Ninja Sex Party @nspband.bsky.social · Feb 21

33 DAYS UNTIL THE PURE ELEGANCE TOUR

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 21

I’ve been trying to get healthier this year and so far I’m doing really well. Small milestone!

Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 20

What? No I said two. Please recount my words.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 20

Door hinge

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 19

Sorry boss man I can’t come into work today, my cat is sleeping in my lap.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 17

AI art sucks and if you claim it to be your own you’re a dingus. Also Facebook sucks and I will not engage with people on that site.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 17

Saw a local business using AI art for a rebrand. Obvious comment pointing out they should have hired a local artist. Someone then made a response saying how we need to accept AI because it’s helping local businesses. Ok, how is it helping local artist? They LOST a job. Dude get real.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 16

A dear friend gave us a bookshelf, and I finally (somewhat) organized my little collection.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 15

Still learning, still trying. Flavor is getting better and better. Made a few mistakes, but still got good bread!

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Greg Miller @gameovergreggy.bsky.social · Feb 14

Happy Valentine's Day, America.

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · Feb 13

An icon of an artist!

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