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Darth Tugmutton
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🦋 Resist 🦋 Keep fighting 🦋
🦋 Protect our Constitution 🦋

☮️ STAY WOKE FOREVER 💟

🖤🤎💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

"Real living starts on the far side of despair."
~ Jean-Paul Sartre
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Pammy Jo Bondi couldn't give FUCK ONE about children.
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
What's REALLY freaking her out is that she's in the mix herself. There is precisely ZERO chance that Bondi is not named in the Epstein Pedo Files. Her comeuppance is going to be EPIC. 🌞
February 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
🤡💩🤥
February 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
RELEASE THE FILES.
Release ALL the files.
The whole filthy truth.
Spare no PEDOPHILE.
TO HELL WITH THEM.
February 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
How's that working for you, MAGAts?
February 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
WOMP WOMP

“A 15-foot gold-leaf statue of Donald Trump is currently stalled. The sculptor said they have not received full payment for the artwork. He is still owed over $90,000. Consequently, the statue remains uninstalled.“

Has ANYONE who's done business with this limpdick EVER been paid in full?
February 18, 2026 at 9:21 AM
FUCK ICE
February 18, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Righteous, to the point and polite, in that order.
Spell it out. State it plainly. Uphold our values.

Well said and well done.
February 18, 2026 at 4:53 AM
🤡💩😘
February 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
February 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
There's a reason Trunt's cabinet meetings aren’t live televised.

Fear not, though! While our de facto leader steeps in his own "executive time," his stalwart lieutenants are in total control, ensuring that the ethnic cleansing of the nation formerly known as the United States creeps ahead unabated.
February 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Fellas, should I be alarmed that this vaguely arouses even me, who has always identified as hopelessly hetero?

This is off-topic, I realize. Jussayin' 🤔
February 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Lawless. We live in an era of lawless Republican brigandage.
Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped.
The decisions amount to a huge legal rebuke, one the administration has ignored.
www.reuters.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Chya!

I hear there’s a fungi room in the basement. Where his display could be dedicated to miniature mushrooms.
February 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
WOMP WOMP
February 17, 2026 at 12:48 AM
GRATZ ON THE TRIFECTA!!!
Kudos to all the runners-up!
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
ME ON MONDAY MORNINGS
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
February 16, 2026 at 4:10 AM
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
HAMMER AWAY, RESISTERS
February 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Whiteboy Jeezis sez:
February 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"It ain't the fall what kills ya."
February 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
ICE has plans to expand exponentially, using its criminally inflated budget ~ a key grift of the Republicans' Big Bloated Bill ~ to lease a network of offices throughout the United States, in addition to its gulag archipelago of concentration camps.

WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations. ☑️
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, monthslong expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Once upon a time, objective newspapers written and edited by responsible journalists got read by folks eager for knowledge of ever-evolving realities.

Then billionaires with ulterior motives bought them and fed poisonous swill to gullible suckers.

And they all lived ignorantly ever after.

THE END
February 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM