calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
she/her ♠️ 🏹 GOOD SHOT, BABY.
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calamity jenn.
@shehulking.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Hi! I’m Jenn.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.
I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.
I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
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…and then what do they do with it?
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
…and then what do they do with it?
I know I say a lot about how much Iove Loremen but they’ve done a spreadsheet and everything and you still get this
December 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I know I say a lot about how much Iove Loremen but they’ve done a spreadsheet and everything and you still get this
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Bestie is watching Stranger Things S2 for the first time and her commentary is top tier 👌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bestie is watching Stranger Things S2 for the first time and her commentary is top tier 👌🏻
I slept all evening and I’m not sorry about it, Mondays
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I slept all evening and I’m not sorry about it, Mondays
I think I mentioned in the summer that Midsummer is my favourite Shakespeare because I will forever be five. The Globe are doing a dark version of it this winter and mum just related how it ends to me and I’m like. Tired and weepy and nauseous about it because it’s December I guess?
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I think I mentioned in the summer that Midsummer is my favourite Shakespeare because I will forever be five. The Globe are doing a dark version of it this winter and mum just related how it ends to me and I’m like. Tired and weepy and nauseous about it because it’s December I guess?
I took 7 calls in my phones hour today, 3 of them lasting over 10 minutes each, and I called back 2 of them later. I dealt with and explained lots of complicated things.
I could not have done this 6 months ago which is huge progress but I still don’t actually want to be doing this now.
I could not have done this 6 months ago which is huge progress but I still don’t actually want to be doing this now.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I took 7 calls in my phones hour today, 3 of them lasting over 10 minutes each, and I called back 2 of them later. I dealt with and explained lots of complicated things.
I could not have done this 6 months ago which is huge progress but I still don’t actually want to be doing this now.
I could not have done this 6 months ago which is huge progress but I still don’t actually want to be doing this now.
Last thought on it today: of course you shouldn’t put actors on pedestals but it’s still depressing to see actors from most of my fandoms for the last 20 years and most of my comfort sitcoms trip over themselves to actively put money into the pocket of a harmful bigot.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Last thought on it today: of course you shouldn’t put actors on pedestals but it’s still depressing to see actors from most of my fandoms for the last 20 years and most of my comfort sitcoms trip over themselves to actively put money into the pocket of a harmful bigot.
Everybody who cleaned various parts of my kitchen today are having a nice boiling water soak overnight in grapefruit vinegar Lidl washing up liquid, lemon zing Zoflora, Castile soap and, where relevant, a Vanish soap bar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everybody who cleaned various parts of my kitchen today are having a nice boiling water soak overnight in grapefruit vinegar Lidl washing up liquid, lemon zing Zoflora, Castile soap and, where relevant, a Vanish soap bar.
I managed to get my stash of 7 bottles of various French washing up liquids I never needed in the first place to last for just over 18 months but I just used up the last one 😭
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I managed to get my stash of 7 bottles of various French washing up liquids I never needed in the first place to last for just over 18 months but I just used up the last one 😭
I don’t have a garden but these hideous mains-powered garden lights just came up on QVC and they’re a tenner including P&P and I want them so much
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I don’t have a garden but these hideous mains-powered garden lights just came up on QVC and they’re a tenner including P&P and I want them so much
Doing Between the Land and the Sea, I’ll do the wool nonsense tomorrow.
Russell Tovey is related to something that happened at work that personally annoyed me recently, BUT he hasn’t done anything actually awful and I can’t tell you the work thing or I’ll get fired, so! I’m here for this!
Russell Tovey is related to something that happened at work that personally annoyed me recently, BUT he hasn’t done anything actually awful and I can’t tell you the work thing or I’ll get fired, so! I’m here for this!
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Doing Between the Land and the Sea, I’ll do the wool nonsense tomorrow.
Russell Tovey is related to something that happened at work that personally annoyed me recently, BUT he hasn’t done anything actually awful and I can’t tell you the work thing or I’ll get fired, so! I’m here for this!
Russell Tovey is related to something that happened at work that personally annoyed me recently, BUT he hasn’t done anything actually awful and I can’t tell you the work thing or I’ll get fired, so! I’m here for this!
Me knowing this was coming because I looked up the results last night #Strictly
a baby yoda stuffed animal is eating popcorn from a bag
ALT: a baby yoda stuffed animal is eating popcorn from a bag
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Me knowing this was coming because I looked up the results last night #Strictly
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George doesn't need the Glitterball, I truly think he's just happy enough with the silly coat #ItTakesTwo #Strictly #scd
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
George doesn't need the Glitterball, I truly think he's just happy enough with the silly coat #ItTakesTwo #Strictly #scd
Okay so I’m doing my level best to never consume media containing anyone from the HP TV series or audiobook cast. My choice, I don’t expect everyone to do this, I’m just disgusted with these people.
Joel Fry is audio Charlie Weasley.
Is it more transphobic of me to write off OMFD? 😕
Joel Fry is audio Charlie Weasley.
Is it more transphobic of me to write off OMFD? 😕
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Okay so I’m doing my level best to never consume media containing anyone from the HP TV series or audiobook cast. My choice, I don’t expect everyone to do this, I’m just disgusted with these people.
Joel Fry is audio Charlie Weasley.
Is it more transphobic of me to write off OMFD? 😕
Joel Fry is audio Charlie Weasley.
Is it more transphobic of me to write off OMFD? 😕
If you have too much time and/or madness on your side, and all your cutlery is ancient, you can make it insanely shiny nonetheless.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you have too much time and/or madness on your side, and all your cutlery is ancient, you can make it insanely shiny nonetheless.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
Soak in boiling water and a dissolved dishwasher tablet for an hour. Rinse. Soak then sponge wash in Stardrops All Round Cleaner. Wipe with microfibre cloth.
Profit.
*cancels musicals*
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
*cancels musicals*
Luckily as you know I love cleaning for unknown reasons and therefore tasks like descaling the drip tray under the dish drainer are are joy rather than a burden
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Luckily as you know I love cleaning for unknown reasons and therefore tasks like descaling the drip tray under the dish drainer are are joy rather than a burden
Doing some pre-Christmas kitchen deep cleaning and have reached the Christmas Pig 2024 episodes of Loremen. Only a year left to catch up!!
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Doing some pre-Christmas kitchen deep cleaning and have reached the Christmas Pig 2024 episodes of Loremen. Only a year left to catch up!!
Doing some necessary cleaning with my afternoon
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Doing some necessary cleaning with my afternoon
I know I shouldn’t look up the Strictly results but I do and 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I know I shouldn’t look up the Strictly results but I do and 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ooh, you’re spoiling us, Mr Ambassador