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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · Nov 16

Hi! I’m Jenn.

I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail.

I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea.

I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

One of them is, I also have sticky toffee pudding and toasted marshmallow from a different company

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

Oh my god, I saw these in HB today and was like, can’t believe they still make them

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 6h

a) Half this cupboard is tea, b) I’ve got too many novelty crisp flavours right now, c) yes, that is cherry bakewell curd, we’ve got apple crumble curd further back.

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 7h

The treat cupboard has got wildly out of hand

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 7h

I think it’s because I keep adding to it, we spent a small fortune in Home Bargains today on like, novelty popcorn and Halloween jellies

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 7h

The treat cupboard has got wildly out of hand

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

Yes!! Give them TIME

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

Oh my god saaaaaame. Both ways.

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

My mum LOVED it, it’s got great songs, nice ladies, fun graphics, good outfits…

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

Well now she has a lovely Sunday afternoon lined up

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

Me logging into all my extra BBC accounts I’ve still got from Lakita to save my undermarked faves

a figurine of a baby yoda is sitting in the sand

ALT: a figurine of a baby yoda is sitting in the sand

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

I’m crying, I love a joyous Couple’s Choice. That was wonderful. #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

I’m so excited for Ellie, she gets Golden and the sparkliest outfit!! #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 8h

The slicked back look isn’t for me and then it has all those gold bits which keep looking like chunks of… chunks

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 9h

Amber’s hair looks so manky my whole body keeps clenching #Strictly

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 9h

Even with a ringer I don’t think you should Argentine Tango week 4. #Strictly

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AAAAH-riadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 9h

can't get over how phenomenal Alex looks this evening. Good heavens. #scd #strictly

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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 9h

I loved that!!!!!!!!!! Really lovely. In my feels. #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 9h

I want Alexis’ dress so much and so bad #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

My weakness for a Charleston means I enjoyed that more than I should have #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

I’m not going to see this samba, all I can see are those trousers #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

I’m so proud of Harry, that was such an amazing rumba! He’s a giant sport man and he brought passion and vulnerability and did some acting!! Undermarked! #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve enjoyed so few over the years I can REMEMBER most of the ones I’ve enjoyed and that’s going on the list

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

Obsessed with that wafting blue tent thing they’ve tied up at the back, how did they do it so fast?! #Strictly

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

They didn’t need to, it’s ingrained in my brain

calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 10h

Watching Harry and Karen’s rumba and having an emotion tbh, wow. #Strictly

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