Shelby 🦋📚
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Harm reduction 💜
Bravo fanatic
I need Wendy Osefo to be innocent on all charges because what do you mean this is her best season and I like her now?! What do you mean I enjoyed her on Wife Swap just for her to get charged with fraud?!
If she goes and we’re stuck with Angel talking about Bobby for years to come I’m out 😭 #RHOP
If she goes and we’re stuck with Angel talking about Bobby for years to come I’m out 😭 #RHOP
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I need Wendy Osefo to be innocent on all charges because what do you mean this is her best season and I like her now?! What do you mean I enjoyed her on Wife Swap just for her to get charged with fraud?!
If she goes and we’re stuck with Angel talking about Bobby for years to come I’m out 😭 #RHOP
If she goes and we’re stuck with Angel talking about Bobby for years to come I’m out 😭 #RHOP
Which housewives (past or present) would you want on a season 2 of Wife Swap? They need to have children living at home though
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Which housewives (past or present) would you want on a season 2 of Wife Swap? They need to have children living at home though
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
Anyone with upcoming flights planning on canceling or postponing their trips? I have a scheduled flight for TOMORROW 😭
I’m thinking of just ripping the bandaid off and rescheduling my trip.
I’m thinking of just ripping the bandaid off and rescheduling my trip.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Anyone with upcoming flights planning on canceling or postponing their trips? I have a scheduled flight for TOMORROW 😭
I’m thinking of just ripping the bandaid off and rescheduling my trip.
I’m thinking of just ripping the bandaid off and rescheduling my trip.
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This is going to be a shitshow, so we need to remind each other to be patient and kind. TSA has been working without pay.
📌 The FAA announced major restrictions that experts say could lead to thousands of flights being canceled as the government shutdown drags into day 37.
📌 The FAA announced major restrictions that experts say could lead to thousands of flights being canceled as the government shutdown drags into day 37.
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This is going to be a shitshow, so we need to remind each other to be patient and kind. TSA has been working without pay.
📌 The FAA announced major restrictions that experts say could lead to thousands of flights being canceled as the government shutdown drags into day 37.
📌 The FAA announced major restrictions that experts say could lead to thousands of flights being canceled as the government shutdown drags into day 37.
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
Other things I’ve mourned for longer than Erika Kirk has grieved for the death of her husband:
-my pet hermit crab when I was 7
-Starbucks discontinuing their almond croissants
-an expired coupon I forgot to use
-my pet hermit crab when I was 7
-Starbucks discontinuing their almond croissants
-an expired coupon I forgot to use
It’s the fact that I’ve mourned a local restaurant closing longer than Erika Kirk has mourned the death of her own husband.
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Other things I’ve mourned for longer than Erika Kirk has grieved for the death of her husband:
-my pet hermit crab when I was 7
-Starbucks discontinuing their almond croissants
-an expired coupon I forgot to use
-my pet hermit crab when I was 7
-Starbucks discontinuing their almond croissants
-an expired coupon I forgot to use
It’s the fact that I’ve mourned a local restaurant closing longer than Erika Kirk has mourned the death of her own husband.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s the fact that I’ve mourned a local restaurant closing longer than Erika Kirk has mourned the death of her own husband.
Angel constantly putting her self worth in the fact that she has a husband, putting down the women who are divorced, etc is ridiculous.
Given the stats from other franchises, if she comes back for a second season she’ll be divorced by the end of her second season and making her apology tour #RHOP
Given the stats from other franchises, if she comes back for a second season she’ll be divorced by the end of her second season and making her apology tour #RHOP
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Angel constantly putting her self worth in the fact that she has a husband, putting down the women who are divorced, etc is ridiculous.
Given the stats from other franchises, if she comes back for a second season she’ll be divorced by the end of her second season and making her apology tour #RHOP
Given the stats from other franchises, if she comes back for a second season she’ll be divorced by the end of her second season and making her apology tour #RHOP
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Tia, we all love Rachel Maddow! Haha #RHOP
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November 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tia, we all love Rachel Maddow! Haha #RHOP
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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this is murder
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
this is murder
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On this day in 1993, #TheNightmareBeforeChristmas by #TimBurton hit US cinemas! Critics and fans acclaimed it, with the question being - is it a #Halloween or a #Christmas film?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
On this day in 1993, #TheNightmareBeforeChristmas by #TimBurton hit US cinemas! Critics and fans acclaimed it, with the question being - is it a #Halloween or a #Christmas film?
I need more #BelowDeckDownUnder and #RHOSLC crossovers
Mary with her 2003 Dom on a yacht with Captain Jason is ELITE TV
Mary with her 2003 Dom on a yacht with Captain Jason is ELITE TV
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October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I need more #BelowDeckDownUnder and #RHOSLC crossovers
Mary with her 2003 Dom on a yacht with Captain Jason is ELITE TV
Mary with her 2003 Dom on a yacht with Captain Jason is ELITE TV
What do we think is today’s #millenial version of Divorced Dad music?
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What do we think is today’s #millenial version of Divorced Dad music?
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
Katie carried the season and of course she carried the reunion looks too 🔥
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Katie carried the season and of course she carried the reunion looks too 🔥
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
Not Christian saying that being fired felt worse than how his dad described being in LITERAL plane accidents 🫥
#BelowDeckMed
#BelowDeckMed
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October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not Christian saying that being fired felt worse than how his dad described being in LITERAL plane accidents 🫥
#BelowDeckMed
#BelowDeckMed
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Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.
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Imagine Lisa Barlow in place of Angie on Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition
Her without glam 😂
Her without glam 😂
October 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Imagine Lisa Barlow in place of Angie on Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition
Her without glam 😂
Her without glam 😂
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good: