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mad men reboot about a gen z marketing firm called mad them
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
mad men reboot about a gen z marketing firm called mad them
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
(full disclosure i stole and improved this joke from my husband)
feeling very i love gay people in this chili’s tonight
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
feeling very i love gay people in this chili’s tonight
halloween costume idea: bisexual erasurehead
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
halloween costume idea: bisexual erasurehead
love my gay sons who i watch fuck every week 🥰
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
love my gay sons who i watch fuck every week 🥰
top shortage must be dire
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
top shortage must be dire
u ever hold your cat like a machine gun
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
u ever hold your cat like a machine gun
male middle manager not taking credit for everything the women he works with actually do challenge level: impossible
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
male middle manager not taking credit for everything the women he works with actually do challenge level: impossible
man on a zoom meeting just referred to the meeting as a “show” “due to force of habit for another project” …. imagine outing yourself as a podcaster to 132 people
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
man on a zoom meeting just referred to the meeting as a “show” “due to force of habit for another project” …. imagine outing yourself as a podcaster to 132 people
got new skates yesterday 💜
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
got new skates yesterday 💜
have u ever diva’d so hard
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
have u ever diva’d so hard
say what you want about spotify but at least they let you block certain artists from playing on your profile
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
say what you want about spotify but at least they let you block certain artists from playing on your profile
bagel shop was closed ready to end it all !!!!!
thinking bout her (bagels)
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
bagel shop was closed ready to end it all !!!!!
thinking bout her (bagels)
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
thinking bout her (bagels)
found out that the same urgent care that misdiagnosed my shingles (twice!) also misdiagnosed my friend when he got shingles!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
found out that the same urgent care that misdiagnosed my shingles (twice!) also misdiagnosed my friend when he got shingles!!
me as a therapist: “wow…. monopolizing the conversation much?”
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
me as a therapist: “wow…. monopolizing the conversation much?”
Extra Toasty Cheez-it ™️
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Extra Toasty Cheez-it ™️
