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Shell Bonmots
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Husband, father, retired writer from PNW. I HATE Trump even more than you do. Want to connect with sane folks to build a coalition against fascism. It's now or never, folks. No bio, no follow.
#Resister #VoteBlue #NeverTrump #BlueCrew #FBR #Ukraine 🇺🇦
Follow the money.

No doubt Hernandez paid Trump handsomely for a pardon.

At least a million.

Probably more.

Pardons for sale.

Get your pardons here!
Read that twice, maybe three times. 400 TONS of cocaine. Not a fishing boat but over 800,000 lbs of cocaine….

What are the odds Donny Jr suggested this one?
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Dear President Trump,

Please drop dead!

Do whatever it takes.

18 holes of golf every day.

Cokes & Big Macs for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

Tweeting until your tiny hands go numb.

Melanie caught kissing another man in public.

Whatever. It. Takes.

Just be gone already, as in dead and gone.
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
For the love of God, isn't there one decent reporter - male or female - who will LOUDLY say:

"And you're a rude, senile old man!"

We're waiting for someone to grow a spine, step up, and say what we're all thinking.

Because you know Trump's demeaning behavior will continue.

Who's gonna do it?
The mainstream media is afraid they will get either sued or their access revoked....
Dear press:

Maybe when Trump insults a colleague ya, I don’t know, speak up?

Thanks
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
For the love of God, isn't there one decent reporter - male or female - who will LOUDLY say:

"And you're a rude, senile old man!"

We're waiting for someone to grow a spine, step up, and say what we're all thinking.

Because you know Trump's demeaning behavior will continue.

Who's it gonna be?
Trump is pathetic.
At what point will the press corps, as a chorus, in unison, just shout back, “THATS NOT TRUE”!

What are we doing?
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
For the love of God, isn't there one decent reporter - male or female - who will LOUDLY say:

"And you're a rude, senile old man!"

We're waiting for someone to grow a spine, step up, and say what we're all thinking.

Because you know Trump's demeaning behavior will continue.

Who's it gonna be?
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If Trump was a horse, someone would have shot him in the head by now to put him out of his misery.

And ours.
Donald Trump finally posts a Thanksgiving message — and uses it to call Governor Tim Walz “seriously retarded.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This is also what Jesus would do.

Preferably soon.

And much more effective than taxing churches.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
For the love of God, isn't there one decent reporter - male or female - who will LOUDLY say:

"And you're a rude, senile old man!"

We're waiting for someone to grow a spine, step up, and say what we're all thinking.

Because you know Trump's demeaning behavior will continue.

Who's it gonna be?
I can’t tell if it’s cowardice or some fucked up sense of decorum that makes no sense in the current environment with this fuckin guy
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
We need a LOT more of this.

They are cowards.

Also known as masked pussies.
All of this RIGHT HERE!👇🏼👇🏼🔥🔥
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
For the love of God, isn't there one decent reporter - male or female - who will respond with:

"And you're a rude, senile old man!"

We're waiting for someone to grow a spine, step up, and say what we're all thinking.

Because you know Trump's demeaning behavior will continue.

Who's it gonna be?
It is time to seriously consider the possibility that this failed president doesn't even know what the term "vetting" means
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
For the love of God, isn't there one decent reporter - male or female - who will respond with:

"And you're a rude, senile old man!"

We're waiting for someone to grow a spine, step up, and say what we're all thinking.

Because you know Trump's demeaning behavior will continue.

Who's it gonna be?
Yes, and POC are always referred to by him as "low IQ'.

He thoroughly disgusts me on so many levels.
“Quiet piggy”

“You’re ugly inside and out”

“Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?”

This is how the President speaks to female journalists.

The men in the room need to call out his misogyny.

Demand better. Don’t let him demean women this way.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Cheung is Chinese, or has he forgotten.

ICE, do your job.

Go after this minority person with all the vengeance you use to beat, kidnap and disappear other minorities.

Why should Cheung be immune?
Steven Cheung is the kind of character you’d think was too over the top to be real if they were in a movie.
The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Cheung is Chinese, or has he forgotten.

ICE, do your job.

Go after this minority person with all the vengeance you use to beat, kidnap and disappear others.

Why should Cheung be immune?
What passes for decorum at the White House.

She's right.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Attention thieves around the country.

Please steal Trump's golf clubs.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You mean the Tim Pool who was linked to Russia through a 2024 U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) indictment that alleged he and other right-wing influencers were unwittingly part of a covert Russian propaganda scheme?

That Tim Pool?
If Tim Pool is calling for people to be arrested over billboards, I say bring it. Everyone chip in and take more space in every state. He’s a coward and a liar and as stated, first sign of a fight, he’ll be hiding with the squirrels.
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When Trump eventually dies and the media reports it, Trump and his allies will deny it.

Because that's what they do.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The MAGAt simpletons deserve every horrible circumstance, miserable situation & stroke of bad luck that befalls them.

Skyrocketing utility bills.
Unaffordable insurance premiums.
Inability to pay rent or mortgage.

Zero sympathy
Zero fucks to give

You voted for this nightmare.

Own it.
Round up the MAGAt simpletons who put this toad in power and strip them of the right to vote.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What Republicans don't realize is that Trump is holding every one of them hostage. They are prisoners & Trump is their warden, deciding their political fate.

Impeachment will turn the tables & set them free.

It's the last best recourse to end this madness.

Do they have the guts to do it?
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Alive.

DAMN!
Well, nearing the end of Thanksgiving and this POS is still <fill in the blank>

👉 ____________
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Well, in Biblical times, the golden calf was burned, so maybe history will repeat itself.

One can only hope.

And pray.
It's our Lard and Savior!
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Unfortunately, MAGA "logic" goes like this:

Whatever Trump says or tweets is the truth. Period.

Whatever the media reports, (except for Fox, OAN and Newsmax) is false or fake. Period.

Rinse and repeat.

Every
Single
Day
True but the first rule of trumpworld is that nothing is ever his fault. The second rule is never forget the first rule.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
MRI

Moron Resonance Imaging

No wonder he passed with flying colors.
"And I had a perfect MRI!! "

Why did TRUMP have an MRI? it's because he's losing his marbles.
a poster that says " i 've lost my marbles "
ALT: a poster that says " i 've lost my marbles "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Unfortunately, MAGA "logic" goes like this:

Whatever Trump says or tweets is the truth. Period.

Whatever the media reports, (except for Fox, OAN and Newsmax) is false or fake. Period.

Rinse and repeat.

Every
Single
Day
1/2 🧵What Trump does NOT want you to know is that the claim Lakanwal (the alleged shooter of two National Guardsmen)…who entered the U.S. in 2021 and was “granted asylum” in April 2025 under the Trump administration appears to be true and is also being widely reported.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reposted by Shell Bonmots
Whoever leaked the Witkoff surrender negotiations transcripts, please do unredacted Epstein Files next.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM