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Vyv von Tvvitter @vyv-von-tvvitter.bsky.social · 1d

Verkäufer:
"In diesem Auto können sie 5 Leute ohne Probleme mitnehmen."

Käufer:
"Ich kenne keine 5 Leute ohne Probleme"

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full-time problem @shineauregard.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes, peak dnd is playing truth or dare with the two npcs the party is trying to set up with each other.

I knew they couldn't resist helpless tween-gays with requited crushes.

#ZeitschnuckisDnd

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 3d

Ea-Nāşir's perfidy seems eternal!

Comic

Panel one. Stick finger singing, "Raindrops on rose/ And whiskers on kittens."

Panel two. Same stick figure holding pot and singing, "Bright copper kettles leave/ ...Flakes on my mittens!?"

Panel three. Same figure still holding pot and singing, "Hey, these are stone with a copper veneer!"

Fourth panel. Same stick figure has put down pot and is singing, "I've been bamboozled by Ea-Nāşir!"

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 2d

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Athanaca @athanaca.bsky.social · 3d

Iridescent black🖤

#bird #raven #birdart #animalart #digitalart #illustration #birdwatching #crow #original #colorful #avian
#feather

A raven with colorful reflections on its feathers

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 3d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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full-time problem @shineauregard.bsky.social · 3d

Ich bin so unproportuonal excited, wenn Freunde zum ersten Mal meine Katzen kennenlernen xD

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full-time problem @shineauregard.bsky.social · 3d

HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT?!?! XDDDD

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full-time problem @shineauregard.bsky.social · 3d

Hello, Richard Campbell Gansey III. Have you found that king of yours yet?

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naomi @mimimaruuu.bsky.social · 3d

Huntrix based on Klimt’s Water Serpents

#KpopDemomHunters

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Jacky @shadicar.bsky.social · 3d

Bald 2x dnd mit den Besties in einer Woche und dann einfach ein richtiges DnD Wochenende AM TISCH!!! Ich freu mich jetzt schon so brutal 🥺💕

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full-time problem @shineauregard.bsky.social · 4d

Grüße gehen raus an den grummeligen, unfassbar sympathischen (no sarcasm, he was great) Mitarbeiter bei der Autovermietung, der meinen Perso mit geschlechtsneutralem Vornamen + Ehenamen neben meinem alten Führerschein gesehen und gefragt hat:
"Na, Identitätskrise gehabt?"
BRUDI, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!

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Kaddi @herrinderwespen.bsky.social · 4d

Wir: all das. Und ne Menge Dickjokes.

#RisingSunsPnP #KaDnDi (2/2, check first for context)

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Kaddi @herrinderwespen.bsky.social · 4d

Inevitable: ein extrem ernstes System, in dem wir uns mit grundsatzphilosophischen Fragen herumschlagen, moralische Dilemmata ausdiskutieren, Charaktere manchmal wichtige Entscheidungen hinter dem Rücken anderer Charaktere treffen und das eine verschwindend kleine Chance auf ein Happy End mitbringt

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Alsares @alsares.bsky.social · May 14

"River Pearl"
A random sketch that became a pile of scales last year

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mr. strokin m. clock 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 5d

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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Ebil @ebil.bsky.social · 5d

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Archfey Dice @archfeydice.bsky.social · 4d

Arcane Wonders

Fancy wizard dice for fancy wizards <3

Available right now:
archfeydice.etsy.com/listing/4343...

#dice #dicemaker #handmadedice

A set of purple-red-pink shimmering dice on a grey background. The numbers are inked in a brownish-purple colour. Aubergine, maybe.

A purple-red-pink shimmering d8 on a grey background. The numbers are inked in a brownish-purple colour. Aubergine, maybe.

A purple-red-pink shimmering d6 on a grey background. The numbers are inked in a brownish-purple colour. Aubergine, maybe.

A purple-red-pink shimmering d12 on a grey background. The numbers are inked in a brownish-purple colour. Aubergine, maybe.

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ZDF heute-show @heuteshow.de · 4d

Emmanuel Macron ernennt heute den nächsten Premierminister, der zurücktreten wird.

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Angelina @blueimagination.bsky.social · 4d

Branchpierced holt sein Banjo raus und fängt an Musik zu machen.

”Anyway, here’s Wonderbaum”
”Er spielt Lemon Tree”
”Nein, Into The Woods”

#RisingSunsPnP

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Angelina @blueimagination.bsky.social · 4d

"Dies sind Kaddi-Gedanken. Sie sind nicht unbedingt zusammenhängender als Rowans Gedanken, aber sie werden mit einer anderen Stimme vorgetragen!”

#RisingSunsPnP

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Angelina @blueimagination.bsky.social · 4d

Wir sind back, Cogshaper is back

Alex: “Ich gebe mir so hart Mühe” Kaddi: “du gibst dir HART Mühe?!”
Ich: ”Du gibst dir HART Mühe, das G WEICH auszusprechen”

#RisingSunsPnP

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Angelina @blueimagination.bsky.social · 4d

War gestern einfach zu müde noch Inevitable shenanigans zu posten. Anyway, here we go:

Branchpierced über seine Frau: "Manche Frauen sind es wert, dass ein Baum aus einem rauswächst"

#RisingSunsPnP

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neb @nebquerna.bsky.social · 5d

daily snek why not

illustration of a thin snake with tiny wings. its head is entirely red and its body covered with red spotted scales. its eye is an even darker shade of red.

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full-time problem @shineauregard.bsky.social · 5d

Pnp gut.

#risingsunspnp

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