Jordan Shinespark
@shinesprkluxray.bsky.social
He/him grey asexual. Minors stay away, for your sake and mine! Writer, brainstormer, kink enthusiast, gamer, (other buzzwords here).
I have my reference sheet on FA, if you’re looking for it!
www.furaffinity.net/user/thataccountyouknow
I have my reference sheet on FA, if you’re looking for it!
www.furaffinity.net/user/thataccountyouknow
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#art #tf #fat
“A costume sure to get you into character!” That was the sales pitch Jordan had ignored when he ordered the Charizard accessories online.
Much to his confusion, they weren’t orange. It was red, purple, and plush. Figuring it was best to try it on anyway, he rapidly found himself-
“A costume sure to get you into character!” That was the sales pitch Jordan had ignored when he ordered the Charizard accessories online.
Much to his confusion, they weren’t orange. It was red, purple, and plush. Figuring it was best to try it on anyway, he rapidly found himself-
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“Wow he’s right… I’m not feeling very dance today. How did he know that?”
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Wow he’s right… I’m not feeling very dance today. How did he know that?”
“When beloved billionaire author, Mid-2000s JK Rowling, was looking to make a theme park experience…”
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“When beloved billionaire author, Mid-2000s JK Rowling, was looking to make a theme park experience…”
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
YouTube video by Defunctland
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November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Maybe the definition of a Living Character is a guy hitting on you, from a distance, using technology! In that case, why isn’t Instagram a Living Character?”
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Maybe the definition of a Living Character is a guy hitting on you, from a distance, using technology! In that case, why isn’t Instagram a Living Character?”
I’m barely into the new Defunctland video and I’m already having a great time
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m barely into the new Defunctland video and I’m already having a great time
Oh right, “visage.” Forgot that word. Would have been helpful to remember before I shared the story about that. X3
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh right, “visage.” Forgot that word. Would have been helpful to remember before I shared the story about that. X3
I do need to work on my “I didn’t ask” dilemma of oversharing my analytical opinion on the latest -thing.- 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I do need to work on my “I didn’t ask” dilemma of oversharing my analytical opinion on the latest -thing.- 🤭
And on a similar note, it’s cool to have an opinion about something you haven’t seen or experienced personally. The trouble is when you keep that secret.
Like, look, I’m not gonna have a high opinion of the restaurant known for their terrible service. I don’t have to eat there to know it’s bad!
Like, look, I’m not gonna have a high opinion of the restaurant known for their terrible service. I don’t have to eat there to know it’s bad!
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
And on a similar note, it’s cool to have an opinion about something you haven’t seen or experienced personally. The trouble is when you keep that secret.
Like, look, I’m not gonna have a high opinion of the restaurant known for their terrible service. I don’t have to eat there to know it’s bad!
Like, look, I’m not gonna have a high opinion of the restaurant known for their terrible service. I don’t have to eat there to know it’s bad!
It’s easy to lose track of why you have an opinion, but I still think it’s important to remember why you have it in the first place.
What convinced you, why? And most importantly: does it still hold water? If you can’t answer these questions, your ground is gonna feel shaky to everyone.
What convinced you, why? And most importantly: does it still hold water? If you can’t answer these questions, your ground is gonna feel shaky to everyone.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s easy to lose track of why you have an opinion, but I still think it’s important to remember why you have it in the first place.
What convinced you, why? And most importantly: does it still hold water? If you can’t answer these questions, your ground is gonna feel shaky to everyone.
What convinced you, why? And most importantly: does it still hold water? If you can’t answer these questions, your ground is gonna feel shaky to everyone.
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One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
One of the producers on Guilty Gear Strive said it was basically impossible to source player feedback on balance changes online because nobody had original opinions and would just parrot what the most popular content creators said and so they had to rely on data and I think about that every day.
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My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it.
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My even more unpopular opinion is unless you have personally experienced the thing, you should probably refrain from having an opinion on it.
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
We need to return to shaming people for parroting YouTube/TikTok with stuff like "When I want your opinion, I'll just find the YouTuber who gave it to you."
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Looking to take a few more commissions to help with end of month bills. If interested, please feel free to shoot me a dm. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Looking to take a few more commissions to help with end of month bills. If interested, please feel free to shoot me a dm. Thanks!
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Doodled up a pooltoy Charizard last night.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Doodled up a pooltoy Charizard last night.
In an odd way, I appreciate Look Outside for including a fursuited character who tries and fails to merge with it to become his sona.
“That’s not how this works, that’s not how -any- of this works” is appreciated.
Plus it gives more power to the kinky AU spinoffs. 🤭
“That’s not how this works, that’s not how -any- of this works” is appreciated.
Plus it gives more power to the kinky AU spinoffs. 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
In an odd way, I appreciate Look Outside for including a fursuited character who tries and fails to merge with it to become his sona.
“That’s not how this works, that’s not how -any- of this works” is appreciated.
Plus it gives more power to the kinky AU spinoffs. 🤭
“That’s not how this works, that’s not how -any- of this works” is appreciated.
Plus it gives more power to the kinky AU spinoffs. 🤭
My work’s computer systems have been having a slow motion aneurism today. Windows 11 in a Windows VM, naturally. My taskbar has crashed twice, and my File Explorer once.
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My work’s computer systems have been having a slow motion aneurism today. Windows 11 in a Windows VM, naturally. My taskbar has crashed twice, and my File Explorer once.
Hypno and whatnot is fun, but don’t forget the most audacious mental play of all: natural character growth.
The horrifying realization that the victim does not want to turn back, that deep down they feel belonging in their new state~
The horrifying realization that the victim does not want to turn back, that deep down they feel belonging in their new state~
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hypno and whatnot is fun, but don’t forget the most audacious mental play of all: natural character growth.
The horrifying realization that the victim does not want to turn back, that deep down they feel belonging in their new state~
The horrifying realization that the victim does not want to turn back, that deep down they feel belonging in their new state~
Innovative: your dom got nulged on purpose so he’s never done playing with you
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Innovative: your dom got nulged on purpose so he’s never done playing with you
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
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November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
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hard-drive.net/supreme-cour...
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ngl, I dig the premise of “the Disney villains are sick of what a villain Bob Iger is because it’s bad for their business.”
I hope they finish this and add Hades, would be great fun! 🤭
ngl, I dig the premise of “the Disney villains are sick of what a villain Bob Iger is because it’s bad for their business.”
I hope they finish this and add Hades, would be great fun! 🤭
Disney Villains confront Disney CEO | Musical ANIMATIC (Work In Progress)
YouTube video by Pixel Playhouse
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November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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ngl, I dig the premise of “the Disney villains are sick of what a villain Bob Iger is because it’s bad for their business.”
I hope they finish this and add Hades, would be great fun! 🤭
ngl, I dig the premise of “the Disney villains are sick of what a villain Bob Iger is because it’s bad for their business.”
I hope they finish this and add Hades, would be great fun! 🤭
Turning Minecraft into a Train Murder Mystery Social Game
YouTube video by doctor4t
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November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So
safe to say
my theory about masks was correct 💦
safe to say
my theory about masks was correct 💦
A fur called me Luthen and I just
shut down for a second >//>
shut down for a second >//>
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
So
safe to say
my theory about masks was correct 💦
safe to say
my theory about masks was correct 💦
Oh no I’m super awake at an awful hour…
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Oh no I’m super awake at an awful hour…
A fur called me Luthen and I just
shut down for a second >//>
shut down for a second >//>
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
A fur called me Luthen and I just
shut down for a second >//>
shut down for a second >//>
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Listen the TF furs heard that there was a table dedicated to getting changed
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Listen the TF furs heard that there was a table dedicated to getting changed