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Jordan Shinespark

@shinesprkluxray.bsky.social

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He/him grey asexual. Minors stay away, for your sake and mine! Writer, brainstormer, kink enthusiast, gamer, (other buzzwords here). I have my reference sheet on FA, if you’re looking for it! www.furaffinity.net/user/thataccountyouknow

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · Nov 2

So here's my tags to filter art.

#art (SFW-only before 11/1/24)
#fat
#inflation (air, water, etc)
#TF (transformation)
#rubber (goop too)
#hypno
#diapers (of any sort)
#useddiapers (wet, mess, etc)
#agereg (age regression)
#NSFW (sexual)
#hyper

I recommend muting tags that don't interest you.

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 35m

Good :3 Get stuck, Lux

Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 1h

Always pleasant to see <3

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 11h

There is no mastery here, just inane BS

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 12h

Oh yeah I didn’t specify, did I. X3

Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 12h

I just heard about Minecraft 2. I’ve compiled a heinous series of predictions. It’d be funny (and disappointing) if I wind up being right.

Can't wait to see what uncreative mess the next one turns out to be

I'm anticipating an inexplicable eastern dragon crafted by putting an Ender Egg in the center of a cake recipe (ie, “hey that’s not how the game works at all, and that ain’t in the game!”)

And the day will be won by a round object in the End (betraying the source material)

Also

Chris Pratt is there

And to balance out the male/female casting, Gal Gadot is there. She'll have exactly 1 line of dialogue and will awkwardly stand in the background T-posing

She'll be a zoologist moonlighting as a real estate agent

Hoopy the Hoop will be there as a cameo (as in, there will be an incredibly forced meme)

They will say the cake is real

And the message of the movie is something half-assed

I'd brainstorm something but that's a lot of work I don't wanna put in to the biggest game in the world (sarcasm for the crappy writing)

Oh oh oh how could I forget

There will be a crafted Lava Chicken (tm) with an accompanying musical number

The song will go on for far too long and get really annoying

And it will be played as an instrumental version in the credits

The spade will say toothpaste and then boy

And the dog will make a heroic sacrifice but then get revived by a Totem of Undying within a couple minutes so the audience isn't sad

I s2g if I'm on the money like I was with the Halo show with these shitposts

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 14h

Uh huh…

Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 14h

No :3

Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 15h

The blush is why it must be done! >;3

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 16h

(he doesn’t know, chat)

Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 16h

Hi Puck! <3

Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 16h

I’ve worked beans into my vocabulary, perhaps “cease your accismus” is next.

Or maybe I’ll give it to Orpheus. 🤭

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 16h

We’re going to have a fun adventure together <3

Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 16h

“Haha I totally don’t want this to happen to me”

I SEE YOU

I SEE AAALLL OF YOU

I know what you really want. Give in! Be bold and honest! I am stripping the accismus from you.

Orpheus, hit’em with the tail tug of shame obliteration

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 16h

I got a word for you. Accismus.

It’s pretending to reject something you earnestly desire. You’re all rampant with it and I see all of you. 🤭

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 17h

Always feels nice to see serious traction on the art I post. *Especially* stuff I write for. ✨

That hypno TV one is pretty precious to me, it’s as much a symbol as it is a gift.

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MintyChip ΘΔ @mintychipart.bsky.social · 1d

My commissions are still open! Let me draw freaky stuff for you!!!

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 1d

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Pool Water's Fine! (by Therealone111) by Shinespark

Going to the pool? Puff yourself up first, because the water's fine! Water's fine. Water's fine! Water's fine~ Float ...

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 1d

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Puck's Guest Star Adventure (by ArtistAkita) by Shinespark

When furs comes to visit Joey Junction, they have a chance of being today's guest star! And lucky littlepuck2023 happened to be our ...

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Jordan Shinespark @shinesprkluxray.bsky.social · 1d

This is @chaoticpowder.bsky.social 's first diaper art, to my knowledge... and comes with a fun story too, for your benefit as much as mine :3

Click that link and check it out: www.furaffinity.net/view/62566967/