SHINY TRAINER KRIS!
@shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
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SHE'S INTO SUPERSTITIONS, BLACK CATS, AND VOODOO DOLLS!
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shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
UPSIDE-INSIDE-OUT, SHE'S LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA!

✨literate headcanon-based kris, pokemon crystal.
✨pokemonrp / multiships with chem.
✨sfw only, non-l*wd, muse is 21+
✨scribbled by shiloh / g.

#PKMNRP // #PTRP
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
Hey, Red. What the fuck does this mean.
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
If I get perv'd on by ONE more creepy old dude , I'mma snap.
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pokeverde.bsky.social
hal🪽

hi guys ! just wanted to let yall know that the writer NEA ( NotEnoughAccounts , @elitepaprika ) is a manipulative , whiny ass who writes smut with underaged muses ( and then ages them up when caught JUST so they can continue writing lewd ), and loves writing zoophilia !
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
(( SCREAMS "I WANT SHIPS" TO THE SKIES. ))
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
[She WOULD be pouring ice lemonade on him as a prank, but she's too busy laying on the cool grass and trying not to die.]
topranked.bsky.social
too hot ........
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shinnounorekka.bsky.social
珠.

━━━━━━━━━━━━
𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝’𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭
𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫!
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珠.
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
YOU KNOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GOLD INGOTS, ETHAN. WHAT THE FUCK--
pichubros.bsky.social
playing minecraft and they all keep saying " wow gold is finally useful ! "

was i not useful before ??? 🥺🥺🥺
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mantinesurfing.bsky.social
𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧
𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙨
𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙨
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shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
[Kris follows at a slower pace, god, these sneakers are killer. . . but they do manage to catch up to each other.]
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
(( i tend to do that, hahah <3 :) thank u :3
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
((Idk why i gave her a lip ring i just think those are so cute </3
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
....Boots and overall shoes. My sneakers are falling apart.

[They do look a little ratty...]
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
Yeah, I dunno.

I wish I could see you in it, you probably look fantastic.
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
Like... Knee high leather-y boots, sharp stilletto-esque? I dunno what they're supposed to be called.

The window ones... I have a sleeveless turtleneck with a titty window. It's so cute. . . But i need sleeves in my life.
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
I'd be down to give my thoughtful constructive critique. :]
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
Or any kind of shopping. I need new sneakers and maybe some hooker boots too. . .

[Hooker boots, pfft.]

Yeah, I'd like a cool turtleneck. Maybe one without a titty window?
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
I genuinely think you look incredible, and would look incredible in anything, even an old burlap sack dress. You'd rock it, I just know it.
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
It's-- hard to grasp, but-- I'm the ward for the djinn Pokemon, Enamorus.

[Not many people have heard of her, so she must sound crazy to a good chunk.]

I appreciate it, thank you. I dunno, I feel like maybe a turtleneck and a non pleated skirt would do me some good sometime.
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
[ @aurummeddle.bsky.social ]

Stunningly beautiful and incredibly well dressed? Sign me up!
shinyhunterkris.bsky.social
No, like... I'm a protector for this Pokémon. She chooses them apparently if you find her hidden mountain clearing. Like I said, I kinda dress to her vibe, and her vibe is kinda... risque? I guess I could dress like a nun and still serve her, but...