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Casters love going "the veil is thin..." like they're saying something profound and mysterious. Like no shit, genius, it's called "the veil". If it were thick, it'd be called something different, like ''the wall" or "your mom".
July 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Casters love going "the veil is thin..." like they're saying something profound and mysterious. Like no shit, genius, it's called "the veil". If it were thick, it'd be called something different, like ''the wall" or "your mom".
If you beat Resident Evil 4 in exactly two hours and sixty-nine seconds using only the Blue9 (which can be found by tracking down Eric, one of the programmers, and giving him a cupcake), you unlock the Maximum Overtime ending, which is five minutes of painstakingly animated SFM pornography.
July 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If you beat Resident Evil 4 in exactly two hours and sixty-nine seconds using only the Blue9 (which can be found by tracking down Eric, one of the programmers, and giving him a cupcake), you unlock the Maximum Overtime ending, which is five minutes of painstakingly animated SFM pornography.
For every beloved children's mascot whose Twitter account gets hacked, maybe the silver lining is at least one more parent that realizes that the cold and lawless expanse of the Internet isn't a good place for little Aydynn and little Yukaleighleigh to roam unsupervised.
July 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
For every beloved children's mascot whose Twitter account gets hacked, maybe the silver lining is at least one more parent that realizes that the cold and lawless expanse of the Internet isn't a good place for little Aydynn and little Yukaleighleigh to roam unsupervised.
Fun fact! Did you know?
Psychiatrists are colloquially called "shrinks" because this used to be short for "headshrinker", and psychiatrists were called this because it was believed that all mental problems resulted from enabling Big Head Mode.
Psychiatrists are colloquially called "shrinks" because this used to be short for "headshrinker", and psychiatrists were called this because it was believed that all mental problems resulted from enabling Big Head Mode.
July 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Fun fact! Did you know?
Psychiatrists are colloquially called "shrinks" because this used to be short for "headshrinker", and psychiatrists were called this because it was believed that all mental problems resulted from enabling Big Head Mode.
Psychiatrists are colloquially called "shrinks" because this used to be short for "headshrinker", and psychiatrists were called this because it was believed that all mental problems resulted from enabling Big Head Mode.
Imagine my disappointment to learn that it's "Texarkana" and it's a place, and it's not "tex arcana" and refers to a wizard putting on his robe and cowboy hat and going riding into town with the Bigby's Iron on his hip
July 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Imagine my disappointment to learn that it's "Texarkana" and it's a place, and it's not "tex arcana" and refers to a wizard putting on his robe and cowboy hat and going riding into town with the Bigby's Iron on his hip
I've forgiven you guys for that time I left my chocolate milk unattended and I came back and it was spilled, because I've been listening to some podcasts and I'm now pretty sure Bigfoot did it.
July 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I've forgiven you guys for that time I left my chocolate milk unattended and I came back and it was spilled, because I've been listening to some podcasts and I'm now pretty sure Bigfoot did it.
Junji Ito seems like such a happy-go-lucky guy that I like to imagine him sprawled on his bed reading Yotsubato and eating bonbons and kicking his legs behind him before going off to draw the next chapter of Man Turns Into A Giant Pustule Over The Course Of Several Days.
June 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Junji Ito seems like such a happy-go-lucky guy that I like to imagine him sprawled on his bed reading Yotsubato and eating bonbons and kicking his legs behind him before going off to draw the next chapter of Man Turns Into A Giant Pustule Over The Course Of Several Days.
This is a comic based on an old saying that goes "when you work at the piss factory, there'll be a machine that pelts you with lemons the whole time"
June 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
This is a comic based on an old saying that goes "when you work at the piss factory, there'll be a machine that pelts you with lemons the whole time"
I have completed my cybersecurity training. Women want me, phish phear me.
June 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I have completed my cybersecurity training. Women want me, phish phear me.
I wandered through the shops in France,
and happened on, by happenstance:
a tool I found most magnifique,
its blade was sharp, its handle sleek.
A knife disguised as tasty bread,
it's novel form won't leave my head.
I've never found a knife that's nicer,
baguette blade,
the French bread slicer.
and happened on, by happenstance:
a tool I found most magnifique,
its blade was sharp, its handle sleek.
A knife disguised as tasty bread,
it's novel form won't leave my head.
I've never found a knife that's nicer,
baguette blade,
the French bread slicer.
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wandered through the shops in France,
and happened on, by happenstance:
a tool I found most magnifique,
its blade was sharp, its handle sleek.
A knife disguised as tasty bread,
it's novel form won't leave my head.
I've never found a knife that's nicer,
baguette blade,
the French bread slicer.
and happened on, by happenstance:
a tool I found most magnifique,
its blade was sharp, its handle sleek.
A knife disguised as tasty bread,
it's novel form won't leave my head.
I've never found a knife that's nicer,
baguette blade,
the French bread slicer.
American parents in the 70s and 80s: "my child is disobedient."
Troubled Teen Industry: "50 grand and I'll give them PTSD"
Parents: "fuckin sold"
Troubled Teen Industry: "50 grand and I'll give them PTSD"
Parents: "fuckin sold"
May 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
American parents in the 70s and 80s: "my child is disobedient."
Troubled Teen Industry: "50 grand and I'll give them PTSD"
Parents: "fuckin sold"
Troubled Teen Industry: "50 grand and I'll give them PTSD"
Parents: "fuckin sold"
Please understand, GTA6 is delayed because the lead programmer (Shadow the Hedgehog) needs to ensure there are more polygons in that one latina than in every other video game combined.
May 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Please understand, GTA6 is delayed because the lead programmer (Shadow the Hedgehog) needs to ensure there are more polygons in that one latina than in every other video game combined.
Idaho Department of Commerce, please hire me to run your tourism section for an exorbitant salary, and you can have the slogan "Idaho, Udaho, Wealldaho for Idaho" free of charge.
You clearly need the help, because you have a Fake Png forest and I HAD TO FIND THAT OUT BY ACCIDENT
You clearly need the help, because you have a Fake Png forest and I HAD TO FIND THAT OUT BY ACCIDENT
May 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Idaho Department of Commerce, please hire me to run your tourism section for an exorbitant salary, and you can have the slogan "Idaho, Udaho, Wealldaho for Idaho" free of charge.
You clearly need the help, because you have a Fake Png forest and I HAD TO FIND THAT OUT BY ACCIDENT
You clearly need the help, because you have a Fake Png forest and I HAD TO FIND THAT OUT BY ACCIDENT
As I and 99 of my fellow men approach Godzilla, I get the sneaking suspicion that we might have misheard.
May 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As I and 99 of my fellow men approach Godzilla, I get the sneaking suspicion that we might have misheard.
When you try to use Reddit with a VPN, you sometimes get an image of Reddit so perfectly and precisely insulting of the site and its stereotypical user that you'd swear it was made by someone who doesn't like it.
May 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When you try to use Reddit with a VPN, you sometimes get an image of Reddit so perfectly and precisely insulting of the site and its stereotypical user that you'd swear it was made by someone who doesn't like it.
It seems like my pages are gone.
This is the new one.
www.facebook.com/share/1CTbpo...
I hope this is temporary, but I'm not sure. Likes and shares are very appreciated while I rebuild.
This is the new one.
www.facebook.com/share/1CTbpo...
I hope this is temporary, but I'm not sure. Likes and shares are very appreciated while I rebuild.
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
May 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It seems like my pages are gone.
This is the new one.
www.facebook.com/share/1CTbpo...
I hope this is temporary, but I'm not sure. Likes and shares are very appreciated while I rebuild.
This is the new one.
www.facebook.com/share/1CTbpo...
I hope this is temporary, but I'm not sure. Likes and shares are very appreciated while I rebuild.
Totally prank your friends by putting Meridia's Beacon in their pockets when they're not looking!
May 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Totally prank your friends by putting Meridia's Beacon in their pockets when they're not looking!
In only nine years, so much is forgotten. Did he not die for our sins? Do not fight the gorilla, live in peace with the gorilla. It's what he would have wanted.
May 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
In only nine years, so much is forgotten. Did he not die for our sins? Do not fight the gorilla, live in peace with the gorilla. It's what he would have wanted.
I'm crowdfunding an initiative that'll have dozens of passionate volunteers going around to every store that sells the life-sized Vaporeon plush and fitting tags to the ears that just say "don't"
May 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm crowdfunding an initiative that'll have dozens of passionate volunteers going around to every store that sells the life-sized Vaporeon plush and fitting tags to the ears that just say "don't"
Confucius say: "it is better for a man to stand by his own words than to attribute them to an authority figure in an attempt to legitimize them."
Confucius also say: "Bros, I have a cocktail of mental maladies that only an aggressive handy behind a 7/11 by a goth with big stompy boots could fix."
Confucius also say: "Bros, I have a cocktail of mental maladies that only an aggressive handy behind a 7/11 by a goth with big stompy boots could fix."
April 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Confucius say: "it is better for a man to stand by his own words than to attribute them to an authority figure in an attempt to legitimize them."
Confucius also say: "Bros, I have a cocktail of mental maladies that only an aggressive handy behind a 7/11 by a goth with big stompy boots could fix."
Confucius also say: "Bros, I have a cocktail of mental maladies that only an aggressive handy behind a 7/11 by a goth with big stompy boots could fix."
They test bathroom stalls by having someone stand inside one with his pants down, and if a casual passerby can't later write down the exact measurements of his penis, they remake the stall with a wider gap until it passes.
April 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
They test bathroom stalls by having someone stand inside one with his pants down, and if a casual passerby can't later write down the exact measurements of his penis, they remake the stall with a wider gap until it passes.
April 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM