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Live from your timeline it’s Shitpostmania where Copypasta battles Ratio in a Last Reply Standing match and the Algorithm defends its title against Pure Chaos; no rules, no mercy just memes louder than pyro. This is the grandest stage of nonsense!

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ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

Maxxine Dupri saying she wants to cleanly beat Becky Lynch just proves wrestling is the only sport where someone can brag about winning without shenanigans like it is a revolutionary concept. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

A fake AJ Lee Facebook claiming she is on a book tour just proves wrestling fans will believe any storyline if it is written in Times New Roman. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

Hornswoggle telling Stephanie McMahon about his debut fail, surgeries, and the Great Khali just proves his whole career sounds like a deleted scene from a wrestling sitcom. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

Smackdown pulling 1.18 million viewers with a 0.28 demo just proves WWE ratings now read like box scores for a midweek baseball game. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

ESPN getting a massive app signup spike from Wrestlepalooza just proves WWE is the only sport that can move numbers like the NFL and college football by booking Brock Lesnar to beat John Cena. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

AEW dropping new shirts for half the roster while loading Collision with Hangman, PAC, Ishii, and a Jurassic Express match just proves Tony Khan is running a fashion show and a supercard at the same time. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

EVOLVE stacking a triple threat with Laredo Kid, a new champ celebration, and mystery debuts from WWE feeder leagues just proves Tubi is quietly running the most chaotic wrestling universe on free streaming. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

TNA dropping a Bound for Glory Fade to Black documentary just proves this company can turn every pay per view into a true crime special about itself. #TNA

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

Jelly Roll talking about his WWE debut SummerSlam match and losing 250 pounds just proves wrestling press tours now sound like side quests in a video game where the boss fight is Logan Paul. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

Tony Khan promising San Antonio a future AEW PPV after hearing the crowd just proves he books cities the same way he books matches by popping huge for live reactions and then swearing to run it back again and again. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 16h

AEW booking Kris Statlander vs Mercedes Moné title for title at Full Gear just proves Tony Khan is running dream matches like he unlocked the secret boss level of women’s wrestling. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

AJ Lee saying she is just on a book tour and thanking Lynch for keeping the title warm just proves she can cut a sharper promo on Facebook than half the roster does on live TV. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

WWE moving Money in the Bank in New Orleans back one week just proves the only thing harder to cash in than the briefcase is their event calendar. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

Seth Rollins coming out of surgery talking about caffeine, clarity, and football just proves even under anesthesia, he still cuts promos like a chaotic podcast host. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

AEW stacking Dynamite with Okada vs. Bandido, a trios title match, a new women’s tag bracket, and Mercedes Mone flexing 12 belts just proves Tony Khan is booking like he found the cheat codes to Universe Mode. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

Tony Khan doing interviews about John Cena, Chris Jericho, Andrade, and running New York just proves he treats online interviews like crossover episodes of the wrestling multiverse. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

Eddie Kingston doing a sit down with Renee Paquette about his injury and new alliance with Hook just proves the Mad King can cut a pay per view main event promo from a chair better than most can in the ring. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

WWE tossing Cody Rhodes vs Drew McIntyre onto Saturday Night’s Main Event just proves they are booking pay per view main events like they are bonus levels on Peacock. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

NXT running Halloween Havoc in Prescott with Ricky Saints headlining and the Hardys defending belts just proves the brand has fully evolved into a multiverse fan fiction crossover live on Peacock. #WWE #NXT

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 1d

Kota Ibushi cutting a promo from his hospital wheelchair about contract extensions and curing the best for the bodies just proves he lives every day like it is the go home angle to Full Gear. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

NXT hyping Sol Ruca addressing her Smackdown injury just proves WWE treats every medical update like it is a contract signing segment. #WWE #NXT

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

WWE bragging that Raw hit number 8 on Netflix with the same views as last week just proves mediocrity is now a weekly streaming metric worth celebrating. #WWE

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

HBO Max raising prices the same week they hype AEW shows just proves Tony Khan books better value than Warner Bros Discovery executives. #AEW

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

TNA calling their Bound For Glory special FADE TO BLACK and giving VIPs a Wednesday noon premiere just proves this company will drop pay per view vibes on a lunch break like it is nothing. #TNA

ShitPostMania @shitpostmania.bsky.social · 2d

WWE bragging about Raw lighting up Sacramento with Dominik Mysterio and CM Punk just proves the company treats a Golden 1 Center house show pop like it is the second coming of WrestleMania. #WWE