Kim Fardashian
@shittykitty.bsky.social
YOU COMPLETED THE POOP PUZZLE
An alt of someone who’s putting bidets out of business
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An alt of someone who’s putting bidets out of business
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Also, if you know who this is, no you don't. I'm dipping my toes in the water and exploring myself, I do not wish to be unveiled like a Scooby Poo villain at the moment.
I feel this account is about to become a lot more active soon. :3
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I feel this account is about to become a lot more active soon. :3
Introduced my friend to describing a fat ass with “fartmeat” and they got hooked
It legit goes hard
It legit goes hard
July 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Introduced my friend to describing a fat ass with “fartmeat” and they got hooked
It legit goes hard
It legit goes hard
Anal training to take bigger dicks 😴
Anal training to take bigger shits 🤯
Anal training to take bigger shits 🤯
July 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Anal training to take bigger dicks 😴
Anal training to take bigger shits 🤯
Anal training to take bigger shits 🤯
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I think we need to de-Chris-Chan-ize the internet. No I don’t give a fuck what this random person y’all have decided to stalk is up to, and it’s really weird that you do. “New Chris Chan lore dropped!” Who the hell cares? Their life isn’t for your entertainment you pathetic waste of cum.
June 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think we need to de-Chris-Chan-ize the internet. No I don’t give a fuck what this random person y’all have decided to stalk is up to, and it’s really weird that you do. “New Chris Chan lore dropped!” Who the hell cares? Their life isn’t for your entertainment you pathetic waste of cum.
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[SCAT] - The Gals Go On a Road Trip
December 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
[SCAT] - The Gals Go On a Road Trip
What in the ever living Christ do they put in boudin balls that make me go off like a reactor?
It ain’t the spice, I’m a slut for spice. But gimme a shrimp or crawfish boudin ball and it is LOWtide wherever I’m headed for the next day.
It ain’t the spice, I’m a slut for spice. But gimme a shrimp or crawfish boudin ball and it is LOWtide wherever I’m headed for the next day.
June 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
What in the ever living Christ do they put in boudin balls that make me go off like a reactor?
It ain’t the spice, I’m a slut for spice. But gimme a shrimp or crawfish boudin ball and it is LOWtide wherever I’m headed for the next day.
It ain’t the spice, I’m a slut for spice. But gimme a shrimp or crawfish boudin ball and it is LOWtide wherever I’m headed for the next day.
I’m mad that 1. Jack Black used the phrase “crushing loaf” in the new Minecraft movie.
And 2. I didn’t come up with it first.
And 2. I didn’t come up with it first.
April 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m mad that 1. Jack Black used the phrase “crushing loaf” in the new Minecraft movie.
And 2. I didn’t come up with it first.
And 2. I didn’t come up with it first.
After getting back on semaglutide I forgot how much it fucking blocks you up, Jesus Christ
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
After getting back on semaglutide I forgot how much it fucking blocks you up, Jesus Christ
Obnoxiously flatulent EDM artist call that Fartin Garrix
November 22, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Obnoxiously flatulent EDM artist call that Fartin Garrix
Cracked ass in the microphone on request but the mic didn’t pick it up. MY ROOMMATE HEARD IT AND CAME TO MY ROOM TO LAUGH THEN IMMEDIATELY RAN OUT TO GRAB AN AIR FRESHENER. 😭
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Cracked ass in the microphone on request but the mic didn’t pick it up. MY ROOMMATE HEARD IT AND CAME TO MY ROOM TO LAUGH THEN IMMEDIATELY RAN OUT TO GRAB AN AIR FRESHENER. 😭
Tonguepunching some fartbox
November 17, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Tonguepunching some fartbox
New pfp
Y’ever just HOMF into a fat ass donut?
Y’ever just HOMF into a fat ass donut?
November 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
New pfp
Y’ever just HOMF into a fat ass donut?
Y’ever just HOMF into a fat ass donut?
I wholefartedly recommend it
November 17, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I wholefartedly recommend it
What I’d give to be TP rn
November 4, 2024 at 12:26 PM
What I’d give to be TP rn
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CW: Watersports
Let's try pissing on him! Wait, he's still into it... 2018
#nsfw #watersports #chase #gay #furryart
Let's try pissing on him! Wait, he's still into it... 2018
#nsfw #watersports #chase #gay #furryart
November 3, 2024 at 8:33 PM
CW: Watersports
Let's try pissing on him! Wait, he's still into it... 2018
#nsfw #watersports #chase #gay #furryart
Let's try pissing on him! Wait, he's still into it... 2018
#nsfw #watersports #chase #gay #furryart
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We have such scents to show you
November 3, 2024 at 12:34 AM
We have such scents to show you
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// SCAT // Reneigh + Papi, Animal Crossing
March 3, 2024 at 3:21 PM
// SCAT // Reneigh + Papi, Animal Crossing
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[SCAT] - When your "bathroom quickie" turns into a full-blown "bathroom takeover + cleansing shower + cleaning all your smears off the toilet + lighting lots and lots of incense + oh god I hope no one smells this" but hey at least you're set for the next 24 hours before it inevitably happens again!
June 6, 2024 at 7:45 PM
[SCAT] - When your "bathroom quickie" turns into a full-blown "bathroom takeover + cleansing shower + cleaning all your smears off the toilet + lighting lots and lots of incense + oh god I hope no one smells this" but hey at least you're set for the next 24 hours before it inevitably happens again!
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[SCAT] - Sure, doing it at the beach is risky, but I’m sure no one will catch the two of you if you can eat fast enough… 🤎🤎
September 23, 2024 at 9:36 PM
[SCAT] - Sure, doing it at the beach is risky, but I’m sure no one will catch the two of you if you can eat fast enough… 🤎🤎
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[SCAT] - Constance showing off what 3 girls, a week's worth of saving up, and being the communal potty princess gets you :)
October 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
[SCAT] - Constance showing off what 3 girls, a week's worth of saving up, and being the communal potty princess gets you :)
When you rip hole so offensive it has to be censored on live television
November 2, 2024 at 11:56 PM
When you rip hole so offensive it has to be censored on live television
Also, if you know who this is, no you don't. I'm dipping my toes in the water and exploring myself, I do not wish to be unveiled like a Scooby Poo villain at the moment.
November 2, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Also, if you know who this is, no you don't. I'm dipping my toes in the water and exploring myself, I do not wish to be unveiled like a Scooby Poo villain at the moment.
Don't drink the Chocolate Oreo Moolatte shake from Dairy Queen if your meat toilet is allergic to shellfish
Reskeet to save a plumbing (ER) visit
Reskeet to save a plumbing (ER) visit
November 2, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Don't drink the Chocolate Oreo Moolatte shake from Dairy Queen if your meat toilet is allergic to shellfish
Reskeet to save a plumbing (ER) visit
Reskeet to save a plumbing (ER) visit