The Whetstone Heart
@shockmommy.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️Electrologist in pdx, urglaawer/folk witch, shitposter, writer, solarpunk, radical leftist (the nice kind)
https://linktr.ee/whetstoneheart
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Can’t believe Nick Offerman’s American Ham special is free on YouTube and there’s still a male loneliness epidemic. It’s literally a 10 step guide to getting a hot big titty goth gf in the form of jokes and songs
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can’t believe Nick Offerman’s American Ham special is free on YouTube and there’s still a male loneliness epidemic. It’s literally a 10 step guide to getting a hot big titty goth gf in the form of jokes and songs
This is the kinda propaganda i can get behind. Rare OC for you 😌
October 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is the kinda propaganda i can get behind. Rare OC for you 😌
I’ve been returning to physical media this year. $25 for a used Blu-ray player. Finding $2 Blu-rays and $1 dvds in thrift stores of gems that you either can’t find streaming anymore or cost you $3-5 to rent on Amazon. I have a small collection of stuff I love rewatching now.
September 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’ve been returning to physical media this year. $25 for a used Blu-ray player. Finding $2 Blu-rays and $1 dvds in thrift stores of gems that you either can’t find streaming anymore or cost you $3-5 to rent on Amazon. I have a small collection of stuff I love rewatching now.
My slutty lil slice
August 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My slutty lil slice
Wow, bulk skibidi toilet toys at Costco. The meme cycle has completed. This era of memes are officially dead and not cool. Cant wait for the next gen
August 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wow, bulk skibidi toilet toys at Costco. The meme cycle has completed. This era of memes are officially dead and not cool. Cant wait for the next gen
Bussy out at Costco
August 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bussy out at Costco
Portland is like another country. Just watched an aquarobics class exercise to Ethel Cain’s Perverts in its entirety after doing a land acknowledgement.
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Portland is like another country. Just watched an aquarobics class exercise to Ethel Cain’s Perverts in its entirety after doing a land acknowledgement.
No but genuinely this is such a weird thing bc i desperately want my parents to connect with me and they desperately want their parents to disconnect from them and yet we are both taking damage from it and will never have parents that step up and do the right thing so 🤷🏼♀️
Oops I complained about my emotionally neglectful parents to my friends when they were complaining about their overt narcissistic abuse parents and now I look like I can’t hang how do I fix this Reddit I mean bluesky
June 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
No but genuinely this is such a weird thing bc i desperately want my parents to connect with me and they desperately want their parents to disconnect from them and yet we are both taking damage from it and will never have parents that step up and do the right thing so 🤷🏼♀️
Oops I complained about my emotionally neglectful parents to my friends when they were complaining about their overt narcissistic abuse parents and now I look like I can’t hang how do I fix this Reddit I mean bluesky
June 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oops I complained about my emotionally neglectful parents to my friends when they were complaining about their overt narcissistic abuse parents and now I look like I can’t hang how do I fix this Reddit I mean bluesky
Seeing as ww1 was started over England’s desire to carve up the Ottoman Empire to be exploited for oil, it makes me wonder who has plans to carve up the USA for exploitation after a strategically nudged war
June 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seeing as ww1 was started over England’s desire to carve up the Ottoman Empire to be exploited for oil, it makes me wonder who has plans to carve up the USA for exploitation after a strategically nudged war
Are they allowed to make movies without military propaganda anymore? 🥲 Elio was very cute and heartwarming and there was absolutely no reason for the aunt to be in the military.
June 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Are they allowed to make movies without military propaganda anymore? 🥲 Elio was very cute and heartwarming and there was absolutely no reason for the aunt to be in the military.
Happy Solstice, Bluesky. Go outside 🍄
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy Solstice, Bluesky. Go outside 🍄
Would be pretty neat if someone Tiananmen squared Trump’s military parade
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Would be pretty neat if someone Tiananmen squared Trump’s military parade
Writing a sci-fi short story about a guy who is obsessed with shemale porn from other alien species. It’s a lot of shaved down tusks, dyed feathers, and amphibian gender changes of workaholics in male dominated career fields.
I am a visionary
I am a visionary
June 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Writing a sci-fi short story about a guy who is obsessed with shemale porn from other alien species. It’s a lot of shaved down tusks, dyed feathers, and amphibian gender changes of workaholics in male dominated career fields.
I am a visionary
I am a visionary
I think a movie about the Nuremberg Sky Event of 1561 would be fucking awesome. Shoot it with a split perspective between gilded obnoxiously colorful nobles and scholars on the ground having a spiritual and political meltdown and the various warring aliens factions oblivious to the humans below
June 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think a movie about the Nuremberg Sky Event of 1561 would be fucking awesome. Shoot it with a split perspective between gilded obnoxiously colorful nobles and scholars on the ground having a spiritual and political meltdown and the various warring aliens factions oblivious to the humans below
Duel wielding a Gatorade and a monster
June 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Duel wielding a Gatorade and a monster
Randomly got in the mood to listen to a band I haven’t listened to in a year or two. Turns out they got a new album dropping any minute now. Incredible luck!
June 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Randomly got in the mood to listen to a band I haven’t listened to in a year or two. Turns out they got a new album dropping any minute now. Incredible luck!
I’m going to h mart want me to grab you anything?
June 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m going to h mart want me to grab you anything?
Rank me 5th for nyc mayor please I know you don’t really have a 5th in mind anyway and also it would be funny tysm
June 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Rank me 5th for nyc mayor please I know you don’t really have a 5th in mind anyway and also it would be funny tysm
I! Love! Community! Centers! 😍
June 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I! Love! Community! Centers! 😍
Be the auntie you want to see in the world
May 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Be the auntie you want to see in the world
You could bring manufacturing back to US soil… Just make it publicly owned. Target an industry or even a specific tool you deem vital to American life. Produce it at high quality with highest worker standards. Tax payer funded, zero profit incentive. Everyone gets one. It lasts forever.
May 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You could bring manufacturing back to US soil… Just make it publicly owned. Target an industry or even a specific tool you deem vital to American life. Produce it at high quality with highest worker standards. Tax payer funded, zero profit incentive. Everyone gets one. It lasts forever.
Fuck coffee shops, I’m doing laptop work in dive bars.
✅ WiFi
✅ booth seating
✅ happy hour prices
✅ dead empty
✅ don’t have to buy alcohol, they’re just happy someone is there at non-peak hours
✅ WiFi
✅ booth seating
✅ happy hour prices
✅ dead empty
✅ don’t have to buy alcohol, they’re just happy someone is there at non-peak hours
May 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fuck coffee shops, I’m doing laptop work in dive bars.
✅ WiFi
✅ booth seating
✅ happy hour prices
✅ dead empty
✅ don’t have to buy alcohol, they’re just happy someone is there at non-peak hours
✅ WiFi
✅ booth seating
✅ happy hour prices
✅ dead empty
✅ don’t have to buy alcohol, they’re just happy someone is there at non-peak hours
Society doesn’t need rich people.
May 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Society doesn’t need rich people.
Apples and peanuts butter ✅
Apples and cheese ✅
Apples and balsamic vinaigrette ✅
Apples and cheese ✅
Apples and balsamic vinaigrette ✅
April 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Apples and peanuts butter ✅
Apples and cheese ✅
Apples and balsamic vinaigrette ✅
Apples and cheese ✅
Apples and balsamic vinaigrette ✅