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shodai’s knife

@shodaiswife.bsky.social

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one of the leading providers of sumo facts i am mrs shodai there’s your first fact (she/her)

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shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 18d

my body: *keeps the score*

the score: shodai 8-1

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 2d

and it was WORTH IT

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 2d

came from upscrolled purely for this

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 8d

she thought you were
pretty so that’s nice!! but that doesn’t have to translate into career advice lol

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 8d

no it’s not nice!

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 8d

happy birthday dr satan 😈🎂

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 8d

bluesky really did turn out to be the yourparty of social media platforms huh

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

yeah i’ve done it but if i have to sign up to one more platform after this i’m logging off forever

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

i meant to add ‘can i have a serious answer please’

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

mozart you are busted

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

is upscrolled actually where people are going then

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

not even bad enough to make for a good anecdote. just completely unremarkable. as though it never happened

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

did i have sex with sunak in a dream once?? can’t remember, can’t have been good

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

limmy was a 9

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

i think i’m the person here that’s got the closest to having sex with him (in dreams) and can confirm it’s a 5 out of 10

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

nothing good can come from a man with wes in his name

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

i’m absolutely sick of people not using the term mental illness, i feel like the refusal to call it anything but “mental health” is a deliberate condescendion

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Sean @shocktigan.bsky.social · 9d

It was the best of times, it is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done, it was the worst of times.

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

i will only do mysterious posts today

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

some of you are a bit weird about north korea

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

i will push reform for one (1) fruit shoot

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

smart

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

does she have a lanyard on?

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

stunning also fuck them

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

ahahahahahaha

shodai’s knife @shodaiswife.bsky.social · 9d

part of the task