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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Jun 13

Making the Biggest indie toy by mass wasn't enough. Let's do length too. Available up to 20' in length 😘 @pleasureforge.bsky.social

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 31

30lbs

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 31

Dating profile man with fish picture but it's a dildo and we are at @altpornnet.bsky.social Altstar Awards.

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 29

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 29

I'll try to get one when we have the cast at the Altstar awards

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 29

I still have to finish the mold build on Ceel's double fist! That's probably more reasonably attainable for us mortals tbh.

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

I think a magnum xl will still fit on it. Just tight.

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

It's really easy! You lube up the mold and peel it off like a sock!

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

Nearly 30lbs

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

They are absolutely lovely but it's bigger than their torso! 💀

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

You'll just have to come to Vegas and say that to it in person 🤷‍♂️

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

I don't think it's possible. But it's going to the Altstar Awards by @altpornnet.bsky.social so we can ask the proffesionals there

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

It's made the same way and with the same quality as normal toys. This is just flexing technical ability for the love of the art of it all.

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

You may! It would be fun to get some friendly competition going for dumb records 😂

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · May 28

Just cast the worlds biggest indie toy with this mold for @bardtoys.bsky.social. Come give it a hug at our booth for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards 😘

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Dec 27

There is no standard for flare spacing so randomly you'll find attachments like suction cups that just don't fit positive interlocking designs like the left. Smooth designs like the right will work with anything but in super soft aren't as secure. Testing testing.... 🧪🕐

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Dec 27

Testing some different inserts. I'd like to get about a half dozen of your favorite shops dropping vaculok compatible toys by valentines day. 🏋‍♂️

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Dec 19

So many wall thicknesses and firmnesses to test!

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Wandering Bard Toys *Next Inventory Drop Sep 25th @ 6PM ET* @bardtoys.bsky.social · Dec 18

We have one more small announcement to make!

@shopdad.bsky.social sent us a new surprise holiday texture for our Petra and Sulta models!

So, from now until the end of the year, Santa won't be the only thing coming down the chimney! 🤣 (Available on Sulta after Launch!)

Santa's Chimney!

Sizing and information for our Santa Chimney Texture for Petra and Sulta!

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Dec 17

I wish I could show you what @scaledsin.bsky.social designed up for @ppsculptors.bsky.social but I think it will be more fun if yall have to wait 😘

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Dec 17

Like, making a tunnel plug isn't hard but making a GOOD one requires knowledge of how firmness and thickness interact so you get something that doesn't need to be made from rock hard silicone to be inserted.

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Dec 17

Making basic tunnel plugs to explore the design principles before converting it over for monster fucking.

Like how cool would it be if instead of a boring base it was tentacles that look like they are holding you open 👀🐙🕳

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Wandering Bard Toys *Next Inventory Drop Sep 25th @ 6PM ET* @bardtoys.bsky.social · Dec 16

Now for our Big drop announcement!

It's time for us to introduce you to our new stroker!

Petra has a twin, also modeled by @deviantgardens.bsky.social , and featuring tech by @shopdad.bsky.social!

We would like to introduce you to Sulta The Kobold!

Launching on the 19th!

Sulta the Kobold, twin of our Petra stroker!

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shopdad.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social · Dec 14

I banged my knee pretty good on that one earlier today and it about took me out.

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