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𝐒𝐎 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝐈𝐅 𝐀 𝗙𝗘𝗪 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘
𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝑫𝑰𝑬 .ᐣ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒
𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙎, 𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 .ᐟ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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ᅠ 𝐖𝐄’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 ...
ᅠ 𝐖𝐄’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 ...
hellooo, beauties and gentlebeauties .ᐟ ✨️
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hellooo, beauties and gentlebeauties .ᐟ ✨️
“ as do i . i'm so glad we agree that beauty is vital .ᐟ ” 👺
“Why, thank you—! I believe in keeping appearances and ensuring I always look my absolute best.” 😊 ✨
She is such a perfectionist. 💀
She is such a perfectionist. 💀
“ well, as much as i do NOT like your opinions on my photo taking ideas, i DO like how dedicated you are to elegance .ᐟ ” 😤
August 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“ as do i . i'm so glad we agree that beauty is vital .ᐟ ” 👺
“ well, as much as i do NOT like your opinions on my photo taking ideas, i DO like how dedicated you are to elegance .ᐟ ” 😤
“Oh—! Why, thank you.
I have spent quite the time perfecting it.” ✨
Evelyn fixes her hair while summoning a fancy ahh hand mirror.
“After all, if I am to faint, I wish to do so as elegantly as possible.” 😊
I have spent quite the time perfecting it.” ✨
Evelyn fixes her hair while summoning a fancy ahh hand mirror.
“After all, if I am to faint, I wish to do so as elegantly as possible.” 😊
“ oh, but that was a MAGNIFICENT faint .ᐟ please, continue doing so . you have my approval . ” 👺
💀 .
💀 .
August 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“ well, as much as i do NOT like your opinions on my photo taking ideas, i DO like how dedicated you are to elegance .ᐟ ” 😤
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“ oh, but that was a MAGNIFICENT faint .ᐟ please, continue doing so . you have my approval . ” 👺
💀 .
💀 .
Evelyn is quick to ✨ awaken ✨.
“I truly need to work on NOT fainting — I do not believe it is good for me.”
She side-eyes 👺METTATON👺
“I truly need to work on NOT fainting — I do not believe it is good for me.”
She side-eyes 👺METTATON👺
“ oh .ᐟ what a BEAUTIFUL way of fainting .ᐟ.ᐟ hm, if only we were recording ... that'd be quite entertaining .ᐟ ” ✨️
August 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“ oh, but that was a MAGNIFICENT faint .ᐟ please, continue doing so . you have my approval . ” 👺
💀 .
💀 .
“ oh .ᐟ what a BEAUTIFUL way of fainting .ᐟ.ᐟ hm, if only we were recording ... that'd be quite entertaining .ᐟ ” ✨️
. . . 😦
SHE FAINTS… ✨ elegantly ✨ 💀
SHE FAINTS… ✨ elegantly ✨ 💀
“ ... oh, my . speechless, are you .ᐣ most people are when they are in MY presence .ᐟ ” 👺
August 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“ oh .ᐟ what a BEAUTIFUL way of fainting .ᐟ.ᐟ hm, if only we were recording ... that'd be quite entertaining .ᐟ ” ✨️
“ ... oh, my . speechless, are you .ᐣ most people are when they are in MY presence .ᐟ ” 👺
“You are very welcome.”
Side - eyeing him. Wait a MINUTE — 👺 is that a piece of evil magic technology 😨😨😨😨
Side - eyeing him. Wait a MINUTE — 👺 is that a piece of evil magic technology 😨😨😨😨
“ thank you . ”
proud ass huff .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
proud ass huff .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
August 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“ ... oh, my . speechless, are you .ᐣ most people are when they are in MY presence .ᐟ ” 👺
“ thank you . ”
proud ass huff .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
proud ass huff .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
Evelyn ✨ gracefully ✨steps out of the way 💀
“ now, darling, move a little . you're in the shot . ” 👺
making a little shoo gesture . 💀
making a little shoo gesture . 💀
August 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“ thank you . ”
proud ass huff .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
proud ass huff .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
“ now, darling, move a little . you're in the shot . ” 👺
making a little shoo gesture . 💀
making a little shoo gesture . 💀
“Very well… if you insist, then who am I to judge?”
“ my audience wants to see me on TOP .ᐟ as i should be, of course . ” 😡
August 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“ now, darling, move a little . you're in the shot . ” 👺
making a little shoo gesture . 💀
making a little shoo gesture . 💀
“ my audience wants to see me on TOP .ᐟ as i should be, of course . ” 😡
“Oh, but it will. Several individuals are drawn in the by the allure of one being able to play the piano.
I am a pianist, I know this very well.” 🙂↕️ ✨
. . .
Evelyn throws rose petals onto the piano 👺
I am a pianist, I know this very well.” 🙂↕️ ✨
. . .
Evelyn throws rose petals onto the piano 👺
“ absolutely ...
... NOT .ᐟ.ᐟ my PHOTOS are more important, and a simple image of me playing the piano isn't going to draw anyone in .ᐟ it needs PIZAZZ .ᐟ glitter, rose petals ... .ᐟ ” 😡
... NOT .ᐟ.ᐟ my PHOTOS are more important, and a simple image of me playing the piano isn't going to draw anyone in .ᐟ it needs PIZAZZ .ᐟ glitter, rose petals ... .ᐟ ” 😡
August 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“ my audience wants to see me on TOP .ᐟ as i should be, of course . ” 😡
“ absolutely ...
... NOT .ᐟ.ᐟ my PHOTOS are more important, and a simple image of me playing the piano isn't going to draw anyone in .ᐟ it needs PIZAZZ .ᐟ glitter, rose petals ... .ᐟ ” 😡
... NOT .ᐟ.ᐟ my PHOTOS are more important, and a simple image of me playing the piano isn't going to draw anyone in .ᐟ it needs PIZAZZ .ᐟ glitter, rose petals ... .ᐟ ” 😡
💭: Goodness, he reminds me of someone I know.
“Perhaps you should get off of the piano and try?” 😊
“Perhaps you should get off of the piano and try?” 😊
“ i probably could .ᐟ. after all, a star like me should be talented in MANY ways .ᐟ.ᐟ ” ✨️
August 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“ absolutely ...
... NOT .ᐟ.ᐟ my PHOTOS are more important, and a simple image of me playing the piano isn't going to draw anyone in .ᐟ it needs PIZAZZ .ᐟ glitter, rose petals ... .ᐟ ” 😡
... NOT .ᐟ.ᐟ my PHOTOS are more important, and a simple image of me playing the piano isn't going to draw anyone in .ᐟ it needs PIZAZZ .ᐟ glitter, rose petals ... .ᐟ ” 😡
“ i probably could .ᐟ. after all, a star like me should be talented in MANY ways .ᐟ.ᐟ ” ✨️
“Are you a pianist ? Do you play the piano ?” 👹
“ the piano will LIVE . ” 😒💅
so sassy .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
so sassy .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
August 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“ i probably could .ᐟ. after all, a star like me should be talented in MANY ways .ᐟ.ᐟ ” ✨️
“ the piano will LIVE . ” 😒💅
so sassy .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
so sassy .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
“But the poor piano.” ☹️
She looks so distraught 💀
She looks so distraught 💀
he just STARES at her . 💀 .
“ ... this won't change ANYTHING, my dear .ᐟ i am SET on taking my pictures here .ᐟ.ᐟ ”
“ ... this won't change ANYTHING, my dear .ᐟ i am SET on taking my pictures here .ᐟ.ᐟ ”
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“ the piano will LIVE . ” 😒💅
so sassy .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
so sassy .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
he just STARES at her . 💀 .
“ ... this won't change ANYTHING, my dear .ᐟ i am SET on taking my pictures here .ᐟ.ᐟ ”
“ ... this won't change ANYTHING, my dear .ᐟ i am SET on taking my pictures here .ᐟ.ᐟ ”
“You laying across the piano in such a manner is harmful for the instrument itself.
Why, I —“
Yapping , yapping, yapping 💀
Why, I —“
Yapping , yapping, yapping 💀
“ darling, i couldn't possibly get off .ᐟ
i am doing a PHOTOSHOOT here .ᐟ i'll be using the BEST, most GORGEOUS image of me atop this piano as promo for my new program . ” ✨️
i am doing a PHOTOSHOOT here .ᐟ i'll be using the BEST, most GORGEOUS image of me atop this piano as promo for my new program . ” ✨️
August 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
he just STARES at her . 💀 .
“ ... this won't change ANYTHING, my dear .ᐟ i am SET on taking my pictures here .ᐟ.ᐟ ”
“ ... this won't change ANYTHING, my dear .ᐟ i am SET on taking my pictures here .ᐟ.ᐟ ”
“ darling, i couldn't possibly get off .ᐟ
i am doing a PHOTOSHOOT here .ᐟ i'll be using the BEST, most GORGEOUS image of me atop this piano as promo for my new program . ” ✨️
i am doing a PHOTOSHOOT here .ᐟ i'll be using the BEST, most GORGEOUS image of me atop this piano as promo for my new program . ” ✨️
That is HORRIBLE for the instrument , get off of it this instant ! 👺
[ lying on top of a piano in all his glory . ✨️ ]
August 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“ darling, i couldn't possibly get off .ᐟ
i am doing a PHOTOSHOOT here .ᐟ i'll be using the BEST, most GORGEOUS image of me atop this piano as promo for my new program . ” ✨️
i am doing a PHOTOSHOOT here .ᐟ i'll be using the BEST, most GORGEOUS image of me atop this piano as promo for my new program . ” ✨️
[ lying on top of a piano in all his glory . ✨️ ]
August 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
[ lying on top of a piano in all his glory . ✨️ ]
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ 𝐖𝐄’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 ...
ᅠ 𝐖𝐄’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 ...
August 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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ᅠ 𝐖𝐄’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 ...
ᅠ 𝐖𝐄’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗔 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 .ᐟ
𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘿 .ᐟ
𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 ...
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ᅠ“ 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙊𝙏 .ᐟ ”
ᅠ“ 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙊𝙏 .ᐟ ”
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ“ 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙊𝙏 .ᐟ ”
ᅠ“ 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙍 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙊𝙏 .ᐟ ”