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Shrimp Delight
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100% HOME BAKED
A friend who has a cottage wields far too much power
June 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The terrorism group Boko Pandan
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Everybody is gaslighting me about Can I Haz Cheeseburger
June 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
trying to have a manic summer but I can’t find the eyebrow bleach
June 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
screen time & bed?
June 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
if you’re poor and order something brokie-coded from Ssense like a pair of $300 shoes they’ll just throw the package onto your porch. If you spend $1000 they give your package to the closest fedex office to hold hostage
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I’m not gonna lie this app sucks. I wish I could just have normal Twitter from four years ago with my friends all in one place and no right wing crap being shoved down my throat
May 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Unfortunately my Cou Cou Intimates order looks so cheap and flimsy it may as well have been from SHEIN. Yet the price was really really steep 🫨 I feel like I’ve been had!
May 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What’s good music for driving through the desert?
May 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I need to follow more people on here because when I pull down the feed to refresh, nothing happens lol
May 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
as a thick-calved woman I’m waiting patiently for the knee-length trend to go away
May 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I keep micro dosing trying to quit weed (threw away my pipe, stopped buying pods for the pen)
May 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Deleted the Twitter app too cause I can’t possibly read another post that’s like “we descended from rapists and we should be proud of it!” or “if you wear pants to bed your husband deserves to cheat” or etc
May 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Deleted TikTok not because it wastes too much of my time but because the people on there are too dumb to argue with
May 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
how come I’ve been training my assisted pull ups for like two years and I’m still stuck at the same weight???
March 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
all the men in my life are obsessed with slicing their fingertips off with a mandolin… one way to protect your privacy I guess
February 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I want to become someone who is capable of winning SVU trivia
February 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
new empowering thing I’m doing is telling relatives that I don’t want to talk on the phone anymore and simply getting out of the conversation
February 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Don’t forget
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
just picked my hair stylist up in a snow storm so she could bleach and tone me lol. CRV owner wins again
February 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
counting down the hours until I become blonde again and get to become 30% more fun/evil
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my coworker keeps diagnosing me with autism
February 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
alright fine I’m moving over to this website.
February 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM