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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 6d

absolute funniest thing in my entire file 😭😭😭

𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 6d

something about doing a medical e-check in and seeing "current health issues: adopted" has sent me through the ROOF

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 7d

opens and closes social media like you do a refrigerator when you're hungry but can't find anything you want to eat

𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 10d

me opening the discord of the streamer that basically abandoned twitch for tiktok

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 11d

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 19d

i need her and her massive fluffy tail

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 20d

laughing at the idea of ceaser trying to fit into a bunk bed at ALL

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 22d

500 ish calories? for THAT?! absolutely never.

only three meals a day and it doesn't even properly hold me over to the next one. waste of time and calories

𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 22d

i had ramen for the first time in ages and it was good as hell

not gonna eat it any more frequently though cos a) the sodium amount is insane and b) the amount of calories one packet is VS how long it keeps you full? even more insane

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 22d

i want to shovel pepperoni into my gaping maw

𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 22d

i'm pre-reviewing a kr novel and oh boy are they gonna have a fun time seeing all my comments

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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 23d

True story

Reader: how long is your book?
Author: 87218 words!
Reader: How many pages it that?
Author: I have no idea

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 23d

maybe i can factor in the calories?

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 23d

i want ramen in that drunk ass way but since i know it's like 500 calories i'm like. nah,

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 23d

lord, EVERY single one of these couples is PEAK. i can only pray we get global release like....PLEASE..........

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 23d

i wanna be gracious and not call anyone sellouts....because these are my friends....but.......

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 23d

bl mutuals and other accounts have started posting manhwa reviews tagged with # sponsored and ngl i'm not happy with this development

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𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯 🦐 @shrimpsyrup.bsky.social · 23d

writer pro tip: if you like to listen to music while you work and have a hard time picking things to listen to -- try homestuck music!

the entire catalogue of it is over 600 different songs from different artists and mostly instrumental. so there's plenty of variety while having still tied together