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Em

@shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social

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Em • she/her • 23 • +18 This is a randomly steady stream of consciousness & art

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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 5h

Just watched the Bing Bong music video and I think bbno$ might be a woman lover?

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 5h

I want to be a party planner, chef, thrift store owner, asmr maker & actor. But how can all of those be one job?

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 5h

Oh no, I just sold this item for WAY under inflation price because it’s cute and I want someone to love it and have it and not be a stingy fuck

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 6h

“Don’t let money keep you from your hobbies!!” $150-250 a month for 4-5 classes 💀💀💀 which divided up isn’t that bad but my paycheck can’t handle that

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 6h

I want to ice and roller skate again so bad but it’s been so long since I’ve ice skated and I think I might shit my pants? 🙏😔

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 6h

I wanted new skates SO bad because the ones I have now are incredibly horribly fucking small and I have EXTREMELY wide feet and the skate shop near me is like “here’s a list of skates for wide feet, ur welcome” and I’m like “omg…. God is real and he is this skate shop”

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 6h

Quinn Haberl believes his disability and diminutive stature are precisely why federal agents descended upon him outside the ICE facility in Portland last weekend.

oregonlive.com/politics/2025/10/blind-protester-dragged-detained-by-feds-says-agents-picked-the-weakest-person-they-could-find.html

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 23h

If you like Rodrick x Regina and hate hellcheer… well…… I think ur an idiot. Just saying

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

It’s like they’re on the titanic trying to make it sink faster rather than getting on a life boat…

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

And everyone is like “even tho you’re an asshole I’d at least understand if you were trying to keep only you safe, but YOURE NOT EVEN DOING THAT!!!”

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Why do gov officials, officers, dictators and million & billionaires have such poor self preservation? I’m not even joking rn. They fuck shit up, and they don’t even say “well I’m getting the land or the best gulp of air!!!” They just run to the end of the sinking ship laughing

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

NOOOOOO!!!!

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna shrink my feet I swear to god

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Having to research my next purchase is like pulling teeth and usually takes 2+ weeks because I check everything and have very specific needs usually 😩 I’m like guys I just want the normie stuff to work

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Unfortunately, from what I feel like I’ve heard is neurodivergent people say that slightly more expensive metals are usually a bit softer feeling and less pokey or heavy or itchy and I’m like bro I cannot afford that 💀💀💀

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

I love jewelry but I hate that it touches me 😔

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Reddit is the one place I trust people for opinions. Reviews are fine, but I need to see 50 people agree on a forum from 3 years ago

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

And Cynthia Erivo played Jesus or… wait lemme fact check that. FACT CHECKED. SHE DID AND I AM ONTO SOMETHING. CYNTHIA ERIVO IS JESUS YOURE WELCOME

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

The Christian’s are gonna have me minced and diced and put into soup but, I will be lady Godiva 🫡

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Also, if god/jesus or whatever created everything, by their standards, that means he created other religions and belief systems so… I mean…. Technically, we are just doing what he wanted us to….. IM JUST SAYIN!!!!!

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

More people, including me, would be Christian/catholic or whatever if they were cool about Jesus and god, but instead they’re weird about it and I don’t like it. Sorry sky papa, but ur followers are weird as hell and I just can’t hang around that

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Her voice could wrap me in a blanket and put me in forever sleep and my worries and anxiety of death would be gone, I’d just go home to papa (to quote ashby)

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Most certainly

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 1d

Cynthia Erivo singing Edelweiss sent me to the heavens

Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 5d

Thankfully we were not close at all and it was extended family friends that I didn’t have to associate with but immediately I was like oh nvm we are not going to try and see eachother at family gatherings 💀