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Petrol
Observe and quiver at my power
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Why are you eating porridge from McDonalds?

It's the gruel that makes you evil from Twin Peaks
June 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I'm just getting into economics and looking at the charts it seems GDP decline perfectly predicts recessions
June 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Got two AIs mackin each other, call that Grokception
May 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Keep on Grokin' in the free world
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Top tip if you put a bag of ice on your head you're free to overclock your brain
May 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Has anyone else noticed takeaways don't use the little tables to put in pizza boxes anymore?
May 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The spots on my back are communicating in Braille
May 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If sex is a game then who is the final boss?
May 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You've been playing with Chat GPT and found interesting results?

Well I've been playing with my dick and have the
May 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When I say my son went to camp for summer, I mean it like when your dad says the dog went to live on a farm
May 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Press X to kick dog
May 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Porcine woman? Do you know where a toad can stick its slimy member?
May 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I pissed the bed again, the shame of it all
May 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If polar bear kill me why cute?
May 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Don't say homeless say unhoused.

For example: I pissed on an unhoused person last night and kicked him into a pile of thumb tacks
May 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Go go gadget rape whistle!
April 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I get all my opinions from the dog in family guy
April 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Speak softly and carry a big cock
April 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm into vore but for food and in a non sexual way
April 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Yeah suck on it, suck it down, lick it, spit on it. Make your money, no one knows where it comes from. Hold the gag in, it's just your change of heart. Swallow down your pride. There we go.

- some dialogue from the Mr bean reboot
April 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Anybody else vibin' they miscarriage rn?
a woman is screaming and saying `` i need a drink '' while holding a glass of wine .
ALT: a woman is screaming and saying `` i need a drink '' while holding a glass of wine .
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just know Dale Cooper gonna be goofy as hell, Don Draper gonna crack some jokes, Walter White not gonna give af and Tony Soprano gonna do what he does best
April 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Guys, great joke material here so get this.

The president wears this very strong fake tan so wouldn't it be funny if we called him an orange for the next four years. Right?
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Last time episode of southpark today on Fox, sad day for us south park fans
April 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM