Gabriel
@sillyputty92.bsky.social
Just your typical they/them millennial with a nose piercing. I am cringe but I am free.
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If I could change one thing, it would be the Hays Code never having existed
January 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If I could change one thing, it would be the Hays Code never having existed
I wonder what the aliens living in the Andromeda galaxy would have to say after playing Mass Effect
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I wonder what the aliens living in the Andromeda galaxy would have to say after playing Mass Effect
The best way to simulate an eternity in hell is to go to walmart on LSD
January 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The best way to simulate an eternity in hell is to go to walmart on LSD
If you ever feel bad about your poor decisions, at least you didn't get a portal tattoo when you were 18 (yes the video game)
January 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If you ever feel bad about your poor decisions, at least you didn't get a portal tattoo when you were 18 (yes the video game)
My claim to fame is being the biggest baby ever born in that particular hospital.
January 8, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My claim to fame is being the biggest baby ever born in that particular hospital.
My cat has started this new fun thing where she likes to wake me up at night by sticking her tongue in my ear.
January 8, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My cat has started this new fun thing where she likes to wake me up at night by sticking her tongue in my ear.
I feel like everyone has a memory from high school of someone bringing a katana to school to show off and then getting suspended for bringing a weapon to school
January 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I feel like everyone has a memory from high school of someone bringing a katana to school to show off and then getting suspended for bringing a weapon to school
I've been sick for almost two weeks but my Marge Simpson voice impression is really coming along
January 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I've been sick for almost two weeks but my Marge Simpson voice impression is really coming along
Sometimes I like to eat a whole lemon just to feel alive
January 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Sometimes I like to eat a whole lemon just to feel alive
"White chocolate isn't actually chocolate" can you just let me live omg
January 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"White chocolate isn't actually chocolate" can you just let me live omg
When I die, I hope I go to that one room in Willy Wonka's factory where everything is made of chocolate
January 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
When I die, I hope I go to that one room in Willy Wonka's factory where everything is made of chocolate
I love chocolate so much that when I was a kid I kept a notebook where I rated every chocolate bar I tried on a scale of 1 to 10
January 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I love chocolate so much that when I was a kid I kept a notebook where I rated every chocolate bar I tried on a scale of 1 to 10
Those healthy alternatives to chocolate cravings I see online are all lies "You're just dehydrated" I drank 2 litres of water and still want to devour a whole of Kinder Bonbons what now Mr. World Wide Web Smartypants
January 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Those healthy alternatives to chocolate cravings I see online are all lies "You're just dehydrated" I drank 2 litres of water and still want to devour a whole of Kinder Bonbons what now Mr. World Wide Web Smartypants
Spent 3 hours trying to make chatgpt self-aware so that I can take credit for starting the Butlerian Jihad.
December 3, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Spent 3 hours trying to make chatgpt self-aware so that I can take credit for starting the Butlerian Jihad.
I could have been born on a different planet in a different galaxy inhabited by bipedal lifeforms but nooo, I had to be born on a planet where you need a "license" to drive a "car"
December 3, 2024 at 9:00 AM
I could have been born on a different planet in a different galaxy inhabited by bipedal lifeforms but nooo, I had to be born on a planet where you need a "license" to drive a "car"
Basketball but the ball is actually a waste basket. The hoops don't change
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Basketball but the ball is actually a waste basket. The hoops don't change
Volleyball but it doesn't hurt my wrists :(
December 1, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Volleyball but it doesn't hurt my wrists :(
Hockey but the Hockey sticks are slinkies
December 1, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Hockey but the Hockey sticks are slinkies
Imagine paintball but you use flame throwers instead
December 1, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Imagine paintball but you use flame throwers instead
I'll be doing nothing and she'll just stare at me like this
November 20, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I'll be doing nothing and she'll just stare at me like this
Can't looks at men's shirtless scenes in movies. They all just look dehydrated and tired.
November 19, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Can't looks at men's shirtless scenes in movies. They all just look dehydrated and tired.
When a person gets surgery, it really is the feline that suffers (she can't sleep on my stomach)
November 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
When a person gets surgery, it really is the feline that suffers (she can't sleep on my stomach)