Silver Desolation of Nog Cuellar III
@silvercuellar3.bsky.social
The fourth Property Brother.
I haven't paid for food at Cava for at least two years.
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I haven't paid for food at Cava for at least two years.
That noise everyone in North Georgia heard last night was me audibly groaning when Ben Affleck found a way to take his shirt off in the first 5 minutes of The Rip.
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
That noise everyone in North Georgia heard last night was me audibly groaning when Ben Affleck found a way to take his shirt off in the first 5 minutes of The Rip.
I met THE Carol of Chicken Salad Chick Carol fame yesterday. So I'm basically an oligarch now.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I met THE Carol of Chicken Salad Chick Carol fame yesterday. So I'm basically an oligarch now.
I've been an Apple evangelist since the pre-original iPod days. But this liquid glass update is some Blacklberry quality bullshit.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I've been an Apple evangelist since the pre-original iPod days. But this liquid glass update is some Blacklberry quality bullshit.
You think I'd be into a movie that at face value is half ham.
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
You think I'd be into a movie that at face value is half ham.
Just recreated the Dennis Quaid shrimp eating scene from The Substance at my desk.
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Just recreated the Dennis Quaid shrimp eating scene from The Substance at my desk.
No diner like that is serving Poppi.
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
No diner like that is serving Poppi.
If there’s one thing the bowl games has made clear, it’s that every college TV ad voiceover has the same meaningless lofty bullshit that says absolutely nothing unique.
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If there’s one thing the bowl games has made clear, it’s that every college TV ad voiceover has the same meaningless lofty bullshit that says absolutely nothing unique.
Give Plemons the Oscar.
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Give Plemons the Oscar.
Got my kids 38 dolls for Christmas.
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Got my kids 38 dolls for Christmas.
Swag from Production Vendors? In this economy?
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Swag from Production Vendors? In this economy?
About to get my eyes dilated. On the bright side, I won't be able to read the bill at the Ophthalmologist.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
About to get my eyes dilated. On the bright side, I won't be able to read the bill at the Ophthalmologist.
Was just offered tickets to the Potato Expo 2026. Guess I'm no longer a small fry.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Was just offered tickets to the Potato Expo 2026. Guess I'm no longer a small fry.
'Membah that song Makeba? That shit was bigger than Livin' La Vida Loca.
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
'Membah that song Makeba? That shit was bigger than Livin' La Vida Loca.
Doesn't stealing an oil tanker violate FIFA Peace Prize protocols?
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Doesn't stealing an oil tanker violate FIFA Peace Prize protocols?
Bought cookies that looked delicious but turned out to taste just like fruitcake. A transgression so grand, it's enough to be a super villain origin story.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bought cookies that looked delicious but turned out to taste just like fruitcake. A transgression so grand, it's enough to be a super villain origin story.
Bring me the head of the copywriter behind the State Farm Meghan Trainor ad.
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bring me the head of the copywriter behind the State Farm Meghan Trainor ad.
Pantone so white.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pantone so white.
Tarantino Dano is the new Kendrick Drake.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tarantino Dano is the new Kendrick Drake.
I would hope of all German discount grocers, Lidl would be the authority on $1 bratwurst.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I would hope of all German discount grocers, Lidl would be the authority on $1 bratwurst.
Hogwarts so white.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Hogwarts so white.
Goodbye to A&M. 🤘🏻
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Goodbye to A&M. 🤘🏻
We don't know The Proclaimers aren't the Weasley twins.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We don't know The Proclaimers aren't the Weasley twins.
The guy from Scanners looks like Topher Grace.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The guy from Scanners looks like Topher Grace.
Why are movies failing at the box office? Because it costs $80 for a family of five for a friggin' matineé and popcorn. Movie VS groceries, groceries wins.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Why are movies failing at the box office? Because it costs $80 for a family of five for a friggin' matineé and popcorn. Movie VS groceries, groceries wins.