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We can cure diseases and even put people on the moon, but are apparently incapable of making a printer that isn't a steaming pile of shit.

It wasn’t the vehicle self-immolating, I swear!

It is woven into the nature of the universe. There can be no bad Red Bird.

Much like the rings of a tree, you can tell how old you are by how much your back hurts after wrapping gifts while sitting on the floor.

Finally got through the rehearsal tapes and the obligatory re-listen of Goosemas N2. Yeah, these guys are aight.

This entire flight is going to Goosemas

Gearing up for Goosemas

I did an old crossword earlier and one of the answers was "Beethoven's Fifth". Now I have Goose's version of A Fifth of Beethoven in my head. You go, brain.

New circuit breaker and contact-free voltage tester: $30.

NOT electrocuting yourself replacing a busted breaker because you refuse to pay a few hundred dollars for an electrician: Priceless

Daleks : Dr. Who :: Plankton : Spongebob