Simon scarfe
simon.bsky.social
Simon scarfe
@simon.bsky.social
Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it.

Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz.

But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors
I’m just here for the Tony Springett redemption arc. #ncfc
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Spurred on by numbers that don’t mean anything, been getting through random films on the watchlist. Last night gave me a real highlight in 2024’s Y2K. The general reviews are probably reflective of its actual quality, but I loved it. Clearly made for someone who turned 18 in 2000 - boxd.it/FnHI
Y2K (2024)
Two high school nobodies make the decision to crash the last major celebration before the new millennium on New Year's Eve 1999. The night becomes even crazier than they could have ever dreamed when t...
boxd.it
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Would have taken that result at the beginning. Feels like a kick in the nuts now though. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Lol wtf. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jack Stacey and head injuries, name a more iconic duo #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Absolute bullet. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
One bright spot from us - springett looks better than I’ve previously seen him. Seems hungry. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My review of that half of football - championship as fuck #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Forson finally shows a moment of real quality. Instantly drops down injured. Cursed. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This godawful pitch could be in the premier league next year. #ncfc
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
And that wraps up #TheTraitorsCanada season 3 for me. Really enjoyed it. Ending felt pretty predictable for a while, but some great strategy to get there.
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Finally a wrapped I can get behind #BalatroWrapped
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Via reddit, some delightful maniac puts together lego highlights of #ncfc games. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8qh...
Norwich city 2:1 Southampton Lego highlights
YouTube video by Lego Canaries
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Exciting night, have tickets to a james acaster “work in progress” show. No idea what to expect.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Think what we might do against a team who aren’t in form #ncfc
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If he continues like this, Clement is going into city folklore. The transformation is ridiculous. Mattsson and Wright look fantastic at this level. The whole team works together as a unit. It’s genuinely fun to watch them again.

#ncfc
December 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Was nervous for a massacre for the first five minutes, but the adaptation has been fantastic. I don’t think this energy is maintainable the full game though given this season’s lack of fitness, but hoping I’m wrong. #ncfc
December 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Another thing I really like about what he’s doing with that team - it doesn’t matter who they bring on - some of them players who haven’t played in ages - the system is still there and you can see what they’re trying to do. Not seen that since the good times. #ncfc
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Whole #ncfc feed talking about sky red button going out. Another win for those rapscallions who have access to the ifollow streams, I hear that they’ve had no issues at all.

Allegedly etc.
December 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Missing the match again because of a badly booked barbers appointment. Just seen we’re winning again. Guys, forget clement, I think the real issue has been me watching. #ncfc
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The World Cup draw was quite the chore, but then I got to watch Wayne Gretzky phonetically read country names and all was saved.
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Didn’t lock my phone when at gym today, came out to realise I pocket tiled 10 of my recent calls between 630 and 7. Thankful that I get hit with so many cold calls, I think I’ve only had to send 2 mortified apology texts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Listening to the #ncfc agm q and a, MA has said twice “we could have sold Josh but we elected not to” completely unchallenged. Am I just hallucinating an accepted 20m bid from Wolfsburg that Josh turned down?

It’s a great outcome, but why rewrite history? A sale of that amount is understandable.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just come out of the faraday cage that is the sea life centre. I need to go in there more often - 3-1?! #ncfc
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM