Simon scarfe
simon.bsky.social
Simon scarfe
@simon.bsky.social
Love to play with software. Some people pay me to do it.

Play guitar with little skill or discipline, sometimes it sounds like jazz.

But really, all you need to know is that about 80% of my wittering is about #TheTraitors
I dunno where his name has come from, and I’m sure it won’t happen, but, *whispers* I wouldn’t hate a Will Still appointment #ncfc
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy to be wrong on this one
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Have some humanity when you consider Liam Manning's time at #ncfc.

Just a year ago he suffered the most devastating thing a human can go through. He may have just wanted to get back on with the job, but he's not "over it" and never will be, & he probably should have taken some real time out.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Debating whether to listen to the pinkun pod when it lands. It’s an enjoyable part of my Sunday routine, but I hate repeats. #ncfc
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
system wise and tactics, there’s clear development, some of the players are starting to click/grow into the league. But there’s zero mentality there - no grit. I like Liam and think I see where he’s trying to go, but it’s clearly not working without the man management/motivation to support it. #ncfc
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Were in a Relegation Procession!
Let’s not describe this as a “relegation battle”. That would imply there being a semblance of a fight when met with adversity. #ncfc
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Let’s not describe this as a “relegation battle”. That would imply there being a semblance of a fight when met with adversity. #ncfc
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yup
I hope we’re not planning on sitting on 1-0, this is not sustainable. #ncfc
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I hope we’re not planning on sitting on 1-0, this is not sustainable. #ncfc
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I repeat, what the fuck is happening?! #ncfc
Omfg, we just scored first in the second half. What is happening? #ncfc
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Oh my shit, I think I need a cigarette after that. Amazing tv. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Omfg, we just scored first in the second half. What is happening? #ncfc
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There is something very Onel about Oscar* #ncfc

* the Cameron Diaz sequel nobody asked for
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Still hearing “on the ball city” on the feed. Given, well everything, fair play to the travelling fans. #ncfc
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Was considering only watching first half (we know how the second goes), but even that feels like a stretch at this point #ncfc
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Don’t worry everyone, we have some new players coming on the pitch in ten minutes. #ncfc
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
lol, five tennis balls. We truly are tinpot as fuck sometimes, aren’t we? 😆 #ncfc
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
lol - producers thinking, “these dickheads could really do with a hand” with this plain sight conceit. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Absolutely smashed that one. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
A lot of chat on the timeline about Nick being next murder. I’m not buying it, I think they cut like that deliberately. Also murder not the obvious play now there’s heat on him. I suspect they’ll go Lucy. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A lot of chat on the timeline about Nick being next murder. I’m not buying it, I think they cut like that deliberately. Also murder not the obvious play now there’s heat on him. I suspect they’ll go Lucy. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The real traitor is whoever selected the wall pictures of these otherwise generally attractive people. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Ante Crnac and 60th minute substitutions, name a more iconic duo. #ncfc
October 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fucking called it. #ncfc
What worries me now is the inevitable 15 minutes between half time and the hour mark when our players forget how to play until the subs come on. #ncfc
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM