Simon Pattern
simonpattern.bsky.social
Simon Pattern
@simonpattern.bsky.social
Retired broadcaster
Avid volunteer
Living life at the end of the line in Hull
Taking a little winter break on Gran Canaria.

Apparently it's snowing at home in Yorkshire.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
And with that ending, Linda rings and demands a recount...

#celebritytraitors
an older woman wearing glasses and a hoodie is sitting at a table .
ALT: an older woman wearing glasses and a hoodie is sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It's all so confusing, hasn't some singer already got the title Formally Known As Prince?

#notaprince
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
One assumes ITV are currently bidding for Andy MW to be in this year's I'm a Celeb.

#couldntmakeitup
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fabulous journalism from #TimeOut... lifted from a National Geographic story.

Except, Time Out didn't bother to check if Hull is actually by the sea. It isn't.

Oh well.
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
#Hull looking at its best today, beautiful views across the Humber
October 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Someone had to come and sort them out...
October 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just before sunrise in #Hull this morning.
September prepares to leave us in style!
September 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Having just heard some of Trumps nonsense at the UN, I'm reminded of a previously used description of the US president...

"Absolute cockwomble"
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just had a Lancaster bomber fly over the flat here in Hull... with an inquisitive pigeon looking on!
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
23 of the items on the homepage of the BBC News App are about Charlie Kirk.
23 separate items.
Who is making that choice?

Spend a little less time creating all of those and you might have time to host a BBC News feed here on Bluesky.
September 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
A brilliant afternoon spent with the Railway Children, steam trains and the lovely team of volunteers at #Bradford2025

Fabulous production on the Keighley and Worth Valley Steam Railway line.
September 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good grief, didn't realise Skeggy had space for that many hotels?
September 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Amazing to think they'd move on to measuring radio audiences just a century later.

(*industry gag, obvs)
September 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Just wondering exactly how many times "Guinness" will be name checked, and therefore advertised, on this mornings #BBCBreakfast? Let alone have their logo plastered all over the telly.

Their marketing team know exactly what they are doing when it comes to unchecked free credits.
August 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I do love the choices you can make on here... especially "muted" text and tags. Months ago I added three words to the list... today my Discovery feed has been a joy because of one of those muted words.
😁
August 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Had a grand tour round Hull Minster earlier, up the tower and out onto the roof. Grand views.
#HEYVolunteers
August 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There's a certain scowl about the view across the Humber estuary today.
July 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Just spotted myself at Wembley, 40 years ago!
#LiveAid40
July 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Just enjoyed the conclusion of season 2 of #TraitorsNZ, just screening here in the UK.

Brilliant viewing and hat's off to a master host in Paul Henry, a wonderful mix of hilarious and slightly deranged!
July 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@scottygb.bsky.social
ITV1 having a major problem...
June 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Great night at the Grand Jury Final at the #ESC in Basel last night. No spoilers, you'll have to watch the real thing tonight... but I will just say that Nemo has visited a hardware store in preparation.
May 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Basel has some fabulous surprises as you walk round. River banks bursting with wild meadow flowers, ornate and historic drinking fountains and special bike tracks on bridge stairs.

It's also a brilliantly organised Eurovision city to be in, a credit to the local organisers.
#Eurovision2025
May 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The distinguished older gent in the distance, on the little stage, is being egged on by an Irish contingent on the left, and currently belting out a reprise of Loreen's "Euphoria"!

It's a marvelous moment in Eurovision history here in Basel!
#eurovision2025
May 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Enjoying an afternoon soaking up some sun in Basel, Switzerland.
#esc2025
May 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM