Simon 👽
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Reality TV | Cats | Art
Reality TV | Cats | Art
Costco is like a battlefield this week 😭 #isurvived
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Costco is like a battlefield this week 😭 #isurvived
My cat looks at me crazy if I ever try to feed her just plain chicken/fish but she goes feral whenever I’m eating peanut butter or popcorn 😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My cat looks at me crazy if I ever try to feed her just plain chicken/fish but she goes feral whenever I’m eating peanut butter or popcorn 😭
Someone else styled those curls.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone else styled those curls.
I’ve seen way too much Kelley content this week.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve seen way too much Kelley content this week.
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“It’s so dry!!!” Like 1. You’re making it wrong then or 2. Put that shit in mashed potatoes or gravy!!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“It’s so dry!!!” Like 1. You’re making it wrong then or 2. Put that shit in mashed potatoes or gravy!!!
Idgaf what the masses say. Turkey is elite, one of the best proteins out there actually.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Idgaf what the masses say. Turkey is elite, one of the best proteins out there actually.
The sun setting before the work day ends is literally criminal.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The sun setting before the work day ends is literally criminal.
Very bold that they expect us to be thankful around this time when then sun is literally setting at 4pm.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Very bold that they expect us to be thankful around this time when then sun is literally setting at 4pm.
I find it insane when people are like “my 27 month old”… like mam, that’s a 2 year old…
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I find it insane when people are like “my 27 month old”… like mam, that’s a 2 year old…
Thanksgiving food, get behind me!
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thanksgiving food, get behind me!
Should I make pancakes? Or be lazy and eat a protein bar…
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Should I make pancakes? Or be lazy and eat a protein bar…
This is a 🚫 bookmark free zone 🚫
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is a 🚫 bookmark free zone 🚫
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
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If someone sees me post another TAR take please shock me, I need to stop now.
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If someone sees me post another TAR take please shock me, I need to stop now.
Maybe this is a hot take but I don’t think the Wurts being cast would have made a huge difference, they are both close friends with Jag and Jas 😭 #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Maybe this is a hot take but I don’t think the Wurts being cast would have made a huge difference, they are both close friends with Jag and Jas 😭 #TAR38
Trying to find the words to put this nicely - but I think at the very least we should all try to base our critiques on the facts…otherwise we are really just writing fan fiction, respectfully. I get it can be fun to speculate but I do think there is a line that gets crossed sometimes.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trying to find the words to put this nicely - but I think at the very least we should all try to base our critiques on the facts…otherwise we are really just writing fan fiction, respectfully. I get it can be fun to speculate but I do think there is a line that gets crossed sometimes.
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I'd like to blame chatBCC in part. #abolishChatBCC! 🗣️
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'd like to blame chatBCC in part. #abolishChatBCC! 🗣️
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
If CBS was trying to get more BB fans to be interested in TAR, they’ve failed big time. I was willing to give the show a chance but will not be watching any future seasons #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If CBS was trying to get more BB fans to be interested in TAR, they’ve failed big time. I was willing to give the show a chance but will not be watching any future seasons #TAR38
The concept of the concept
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The concept of the concept