Simon Roberts
@simonsays927.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Hustled through it, first in the line?
January 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Hustled through it, first in the line?
Football equivalent of the Yellowstone Zone of Death Loophole
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Football equivalent of the Yellowstone Zone of Death Loophole
The scorebug has a red and black logo for the team wearing white and red, and a white and red logo for the team wearing red and black?
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The scorebug has a red and black logo for the team wearing white and red, and a white and red logo for the team wearing red and black?
Nor halftime. That’s one way to be Nice Weather merchants
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Nor halftime. That’s one way to be Nice Weather merchants
They cancelled the bands’ pregame shows to maintain the field. And the bands were dropped out of the 5.5 mile parade after just a mile because of the game moving up an hour.
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
They cancelled the bands’ pregame shows to maintain the field. And the bands were dropped out of the 5.5 mile parade after just a mile because of the game moving up an hour.
“We made it to the round of Bowls after the round of Bowls”
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“We made it to the round of Bowls after the round of Bowls”
Ryan Day once again fails to beat U-M in the big game
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Ryan Day once again fails to beat U-M in the big game
Did somebody say the Blizzard Man?
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Did somebody say the Blizzard Man?
But now it’s correct? Are you from the future?
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
But now it’s correct? Are you from the future?
Auditioning for Willy Wonka
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Auditioning for Willy Wonka
Yes, for 3 of the 17 games. The other 14 games are consistent for the division
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yes, for 3 of the 17 games. The other 14 games are consistent for the division
“WHOA! NEVER SEEN THAT! WHATTA YA THINK KIRK? DO WE GIVE YOUNG MR KOO ANOTHER SHOT BUT THIS TIME WE DOUBLE IT? FOR 500,000 AND ANOTHER 500K MORE FOR THE KIDS AT THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL???”
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“WHOA! NEVER SEEN THAT! WHATTA YA THINK KIRK? DO WE GIVE YOUNG MR KOO ANOTHER SHOT BUT THIS TIME WE DOUBLE IT? FOR 500,000 AND ANOTHER 500K MORE FOR THE KIDS AT THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL???”
Pat saw it and doubled his offer for a rekick
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pat saw it and doubled his offer for a rekick
Welcome Simon, from Simon
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Welcome Simon, from Simon
Clear eyes, Full hearts
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Clear eyes, Full hearts
Pinch hitter The Freeze
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Pinch hitter The Freeze
Reposted by Simon Roberts
Arizona is in “Mountain Standard Time” (they don’t do Daylight Savings) so technically you’re both correct.
Game is at 2:25pm Mountain Daylight Time and 1:25pm Arizona Mountain Standard Time (which is the same as Pacific Daylight Time)
Game is at 2:25pm Mountain Daylight Time and 1:25pm Arizona Mountain Standard Time (which is the same as Pacific Daylight Time)
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Arizona is in “Mountain Standard Time” (they don’t do Daylight Savings) so technically you’re both correct.
Game is at 2:25pm Mountain Daylight Time and 1:25pm Arizona Mountain Standard Time (which is the same as Pacific Daylight Time)
Game is at 2:25pm Mountain Daylight Time and 1:25pm Arizona Mountain Standard Time (which is the same as Pacific Daylight Time)
