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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Nov 6
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 6h
Iโ€™m sick today so instead of going to work Iโ€™m making bracelets for my friends for the holidays. (If youโ€™re in the gc, you didnโ€™t see this)
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 2d
THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 13d
Has anyone ever tried to carbonate hot chocolate????
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 13d
Thatโ€™s why so many people watch college football. A bunch of absolutely stacked guys tackling each other in the shortest shorts
a football player with the number 53 on his shirt
ALT: a football player with the number 53 on his shirt
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 13d
N Putnam walking onto the field in their shorts like they own the place. WeBo is gonna own them in even shorter shorts. Because thatโ€™s what football is all about. Having the shortest shorts
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 13d
Does anybody wonder if humans would still exist without our technological and scientific advancements?
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 20d
Numpty has signed his own death warrant
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 20d
Markiplier whole edits are good to play in the background and are usually 5-7hrs long if you just want to kill a lot of time. His Forest play through is funny. Bob comes up with a body fire song that will forever live in my brain.
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 20d
A beef flew into my car today during my lunch break. I have named him Numpty. If Numpty canโ€™t leave my car in the next 3 or so minutes, heโ€™s gonna die if he stroke when I go back to work.
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 21d
Anime lookin hair today
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 23d
Stomach problems are โœจfunโœจ
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท 24d
My sniffles smell like a subway restaurant
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Oct 6
Does anyone else remember the movie white chicks and do you want to watch it with me?
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Oct 6
Addams family values is also a thanksgiving movie in the same way die hard isnโ€™t a Christmas movie and I think thatโ€™s weird
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Oct 3
Just had to vaccinate a 6yo that put up such a fight that I had to apologize to my mom about that time I kicked her in the chest when I was five because of a flu shot
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Oct 3
I have a very lost list of deep regrets, but today itโ€™s how bad Burger King makes me feel and yet I keep eating it.
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Sep 24
Trump is Americaโ€™s toxic ex that we keep listening to for some reason
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Sep 12
I never thought the words โ€œsoftcore robbingโ€ would ever come from my mouth. And yet, at workโ€ฆ
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Sep 4
What I learned in boating school is that nobody else I work with just has songs randomly running through their head all day
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Aug 28
A visiting werewolf needed an emergency shave. I will accept no other reason as to why there is an empty razor box on the ground outside.
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Aug 27
My greatest achievement to date is figuring out how to get stuff inside a pancake. Not just mixing with the batter but actually /in the middle of a pancake without having to cut it in half/
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Aug 26
Well guys it finally happened! My car fob is still perfectly intact condition
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Aug 26
That is completely understandable
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Aug 26
Idk if itโ€™s because I be never read a book that described me so perfectly, but the dead collections was GREAT
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Nik (he/they) ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฟ @simplynotnik.bsky.social ยท Aug 26
But why is the banana chips gone????
jack sparrow from pirates of the caribbean is wearing a pirate hat and dreadlocks .
ALT: jack sparrow from pirates of the caribbean is wearing a pirate hat and dreadlocks .
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