SimpsonGames
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· Jan 30
Neon Tower Ascension by SimpsonGames
You're in a neon tower! You must ASCEND!
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My new game, Neon Tower Ascension, is now available on itch.io and GameJolt! Enjoy!
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What's so super about this bowl? Can't even eat my cornflake in it!
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
What's so super about this bowl? Can't even eat my cornflake in it!
Why does everybody assume Hell is red? Why not a nice mauve or pink or turquoise? Like, yeah, there's fire, but that doesn't have to dictate the colour of the entire realm, y'know?
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Why does everybody assume Hell is red? Why not a nice mauve or pink or turquoise? Like, yeah, there's fire, but that doesn't have to dictate the colour of the entire realm, y'know?
I can not wait for Tomodachi Life!
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I can not wait for Tomodachi Life!
fuck my stupid tomodachi life
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 PM
fuck my stupid tomodachi life
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by the way, this is her Data Data Dance, and it's really important. (full song)
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
by the way, this is her Data Data Dance, and it's really important. (full song)
Alexander?
And her what?
And her what?
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Alexander?
And her what?
And her what?
I never thought I would ever rage quit Banjo-Kazooie of all games. Mr. Vile can eat me.
(yes I know there's running shoes at the back of his room...)
(yes I know there's running shoes at the back of his room...)
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I never thought I would ever rage quit Banjo-Kazooie of all games. Mr. Vile can eat me.
(yes I know there's running shoes at the back of his room...)
(yes I know there's running shoes at the back of his room...)
Wario and Waluigi got some ego problems for having their emblems on their gloves. Mario and Luigi don't do that nonsense, they stick to the hat only.
Don't be vain like Wario or Waluigi, be humble like Mario and Luigi.
Don't be vain like Wario or Waluigi, be humble like Mario and Luigi.
January 24, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Wario and Waluigi got some ego problems for having their emblems on their gloves. Mario and Luigi don't do that nonsense, they stick to the hat only.
Don't be vain like Wario or Waluigi, be humble like Mario and Luigi.
Don't be vain like Wario or Waluigi, be humble like Mario and Luigi.
I am itching and foaming at the mouth for the full release of Godot 4.6 so I can get back into game development
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January 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I am itching and foaming at the mouth for the full release of Godot 4.6 so I can get back into game development
The first thing my brain tried to think of for "first dream of the night" was an overweight man slamming his fists down on a table repeatedly shouting "Michael Jackson can't pass his tests!"
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
The first thing my brain tried to think of for "first dream of the night" was an overweight man slamming his fists down on a table repeatedly shouting "Michael Jackson can't pass his tests!"
who up millin' they ferns rn?
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
who up millin' they ferns rn?
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CHRISTMAAAAASSSS!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 1:42 AM
CHRISTMAAAAASSSS!!!!
Identity death will never not be a fucking terrifying and deeply uncomfortable trope for me
December 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Identity death will never not be a fucking terrifying and deeply uncomfortable trope for me
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Gotta say, yesterday was another excellent installment of the yearly "looking at a bunch of new game announcements and going "damn that looks awesome and hype, I should give that a try!" and then never playing them" awards show!
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Gotta say, yesterday was another excellent installment of the yearly "looking at a bunch of new game announcements and going "damn that looks awesome and hype, I should give that a try!" and then never playing them" awards show!
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
After many headaches, restarts, rage-quits, and everything else, I have completed the Hidden Mansion on Luigi's Mansion (3DS)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
After many headaches, restarts, rage-quits, and everything else, I have completed the Hidden Mansion on Luigi's Mansion (3DS)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
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Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection
Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection - Hard Drive
HYRULE KINGDOM — Legions of Ganondorf’s horrible henchmen have reported suffering an existential crisis of sorts following their seventh resurrection back to... Read more nonsense
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December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection
I'm concerned at just how common it is to see people actually dying on mainstream social media feeds these days...
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm concerned at just how common it is to see people actually dying on mainstream social media feeds these days...
Ohhh, so *that's* why they call it a t-bone steak!
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ohhh, so *that's* why they call it a t-bone steak!
Waiting for the Steam Phone
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Waiting for the Steam Phone
Forgetting to water the flower in the bone yard before finishing Area 3 in Luigi's Mansion is enough to make a man destroy his entire room and have an emotional breakdown like a toddler.
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
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ALT: a picture of a ghost with the caption " genuinely tweaking " above it
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November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Forgetting to water the flower in the bone yard before finishing Area 3 in Luigi's Mansion is enough to make a man destroy his entire room and have an emotional breakdown like a toddler.
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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WHO NEEDS FREE CURSORS? FREE CURSORS COME GET YOUR CURSORS PIXEL AND VECTOR ALL FREE COME GET YOUR CURSORS BEFORE THEY RUN OUT
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October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
WHO NEEDS FREE CURSORS? FREE CURSORS COME GET YOUR CURSORS PIXEL AND VECTOR ALL FREE COME GET YOUR CURSORS BEFORE THEY RUN OUT
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Craving rocky road rn
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Craving rocky road rn