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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · Nov 3
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Homer, looking at a Drinking Bird: This is the greatest invention in the world.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 18h
Iraq War veteran Armin Tamzarian.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 18h
Does the sliding timeline on the Simpsons mean that Skinner served in Afghanistan or Iraq?
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 19h
ADULT CONTENT????

This is the most ridiculous one yet. Jesus, Bluesky.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 19h
One Battle After Another (2025)
Hippies pull the tarp off their germ bomb while "Along the Watchtower" plays. Mona Simpson readies some wires attached to the clock on the bomb. All the hippies and Mona look on the finished germ bomb. Hippie leader: When this baby goes off, Burns' lab is going to be history, man. Germ history! The hippies walk off laughing. Hippie leader: Oh, man, I got the munchies.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 19h
One Battle After Another (2025)
Hippies pull the tarp off their germ bomb while "Along the Watchtower" plays. Mona Simpson readies some wires attached to the clock on the bomb. All the hippies and Mona look on the finished germ bomb. Hippie leader: When this baby goes off, Burns' lab is going to be history, man. Germ history! The hippies walk off laughing. Hippie leader: Oh, man, I got the munchies.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 3d
Paradise Lost (1674) by John Milton
Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules. Lisa and Laura Powers sigh wistfully as Bart looks on, frustrated.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 4d
Suddenly reminded of a comment I saw years ago complaining that The Great North was "Bob's Burgers for conservatives." Sure.
Still from The Great North. Judy, a blonde teenager with braces, sitting with her laptop. The laptop has stickers on it - a flower, one that says, "Theater butts drive me nuts," and a Progress Pride Flag.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 6d
The Howling (1981)
Kent Brockman hosting the news. The picture in the corner is of the Wolf-Man surrounded by question marks.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 6d
Still from The Simpsons. Nelson, Lisa, Milhouse, and Bart watching TV on the floor of the Simpsons' living room. Milhouse: When are they going to get to the ass clown factory? (sobbing)
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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 8d
Live from Riyadh
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 8d
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 16
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 8d
Marge, Bart, and Lisa sitting on the couch angrily, covering their ears. An alarm buzzes. Marge: Turn it off, Homer! Homer, holding an alarm in this hand: It can't be turned off!
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 10d
That A.I. video that's nostalgic for Walmart of the 00s.
Wolfguy Jack, in an ad for his 50s nostalgia cafe: Hey, remember the 50s? Remember television, Coca-Cola and Dick Clark? Homer (gasping): I remember television!
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 11d
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
The Sea Captain is using a harpoon to fight a giant squid hanging off of the side of his boat. Music is playing on the radio. The Sea Captain stops fighting a pats the side of the squid. Sea Captain: Ah, Squiddy, I got nothing against you. Sea Captain: I just heard there was gold in your belly. Ha ha har ha ha har.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 12d
Still from the Simpsons. Kirk Van Houten gesturing towards a racecar bed. "I sleep in a Medbed. Do you?"
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 13d
Memnoch the Devil (1995) by Anne Rice
Lisa, to Bart: She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter and you're the Devil's cabana boy.
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Erik Malinowski @erikmalinowski.bsky.social · 15d
marge simpson krumping
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 16d
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
Bart, reading from a book: Well, according to this, snakes hear by sensing vibrations in the ground, Bart: So if we put stereo speakers on the ground and play something with a lot of bass those snakes will be in here like Oprah on a bakes ham.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 16d
Madam Satan (1930)
The Duff Blimp, spiraling out of control. The blimp crashes into a radio tower, exploding. Kent Brockman: Oh, the humanity! Kent Brockman: Anyway, to turn on the store's severe tire damage spikes here's Little Miss Springfield.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 17d
Krush Groove (1985)
A giant TV mounted in a wall otherwise covered in sneakers. The tv is being watched by Skinner, Lisa, and a crowd of rap musicians. On the TV is Bart performing at a rap concert. Bart (singing): Homer is a fat load Crowd (singing): Homer is a fat load.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 17d
Lisa: All through history, self-anointed seers have predicted the end of the world, and they've always been wrong. Homer: But sweetheart, I have something they didn't have -- a good feeling about this.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 18d
lol the mods are a joke
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18d
Still from the Simpsons showing Marge looking at homer in his underwear at a table covered in cheese singles labels with text that reads "I think I'm blind"
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 20d
Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance (2009)
Homer watching TV in his hotel room, weeping. Homer: Jump, Free Willy! Jump. Jump with all your might. Homer watches in shock. A scream, more screams, and a splay. Woman: Oh no, Willy didn't make it! Woman: And he crushed out boy! Man: Ugh! What a mess. Homer: Oh! I don't like this new director's cut.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 20d
Still from The Simpsons. The Blue-Haired Lawyer in a courtroom. Lawyer: How many people in this court are thinking of killing *him* right now? One guy in the gallery raises his hand. Lawyer: Be honest. A bunch of other people raise their hands too, including a Priest.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 21d
Me watching the uneven-as-hell new Futurama episodes now that I've cancelled Disney+.
Still from Futurama. The Space Pirate. He's a blue alien with four legs (three of them peglegs) and three eyes (two of them eyepatches). He has three parrots on his shoulders.
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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 23d
Innerspace (1987)
Professor Frink holding a model submarine: I have an unorthodox solution -- a fantastic voyage, if you will.
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 23d
Professor Farnsworth: We received your number broadcast. But how were you able to build a transmitter in a land of pure abstraction?

Georg Cantor: I had fortunately with me pencils und paper. I needed only to prove a transmitter could exist... and then build it out of pencils and paper.
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