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The Simpsons
@simpsonsquotes.bsky.social
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One of the most cromulent accounts about the Simpsons. DM suggestions!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 28
I don't know what you've got planned
for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 26
They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 26
This got labeled as Adult Content by @bsky.app 🤣
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 26
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 19
His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 14
Happy Lefthanders Day
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 13
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 12
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 11
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 6
Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 5
Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 4
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Aug 1
It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 31
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 25
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 24
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 22
R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 21
So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 18
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 17
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 14
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 10
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 9
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 8
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · Jul 7
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
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