𝑺𝑰𝑵-𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑹𝑬.
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sincomedentis.bsky.social
beef jerky, cocaine, and boobs.

I love this silly little planet.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
I don't think that's going to improve work efficiency—
sincomedentis.bsky.social
how did we leap from jerky to columbian nose candy ?
sincomedentis.bsky.social
then again, never did I claim to be a healthcare professional— or a dietitian.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
I must now live with the behavior I have encouraged.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
if you see a corpse on the couch, no you don't.
It just looks like I stop breathing when I sleep.

wake me up if you want the cushions, I can move to the floor.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
I need to do my rounds, figure out what'd make a good present for some of you . . .

while my understanding— and interest for the holidays is very little,

I care about a handful of you more.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
common, uncommon . . who's to say !

I'll watch any medical procedure, success or failure.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
mmh, this is why I love you people.

who else can I just have a casual conversation about ugly holiday sweaters, cannibalism, and open heart surgery ?
sincomedentis.bsky.social
common enough ?

at least three of my previous hosts required it . . . was that my fault ?

debatable.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
everyone has a few options, but I truly mean this . . .

they're really, REALLY ugly. I'm afraid the cultists took it to heart.

but surely it beats letters from "santa" written in goats blood.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
oh, actually thank you for reminding me.

I had the cult make everyone ugly holiday sweaters.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
unfortunately most of my topics involve the human body in a multitude of different stages.

decomposed, dissected, bisected ... I should really find a new hobby.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
so I don't bore you with the details. . .

subject change ! how do we feel about open heart surgery ?
sincomedentis.bsky.social
I happen to know a lot of cannibalism. . .

both fortunately and unfortunately.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
would it be classified as cannibalism with me though ?
sincomedentis.bsky.social
well, it's better I check in now than never.

what all have I missed ? do I need to eat someone ?
. . . I wouldn't mind . . .
sincomedentis.bsky.social
the only way this could be a good morning is if a comically large piano fell onto someone.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
apologies, for vanishing so often ..
the sanctuary has taken so much of my time lately.

hopefully everyone's day is good, and if not .. then I hope it gets better.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
a person with my tastes .. my corrupt heart grew three times in size.
lunarscaled.bsky.social
As is.
sincomedentis.bsky.social
ah, I'll take it I caught one of your favorites.

wonderful ! how would you want that prepared ?
sincomedentis.bsky.social
ah, I'll take it I caught one of your favorites.

wonderful ! how would you want that prepared ?
lunarscaled.bsky.social
Trout... ( 💭 )
sincomedentis.bsky.social
I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.

I'm preparing it myself— caught some fresh trout just for you.