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Antoine 🐜

@sirbant.bsky.social

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La lutte c'est la vie..."Le véritable voyage de découverte ne consiste pas à chercher de nouveaux paysages, mais à avoir de nouveaux yeux" to alleviate boredom with humour & the absolute banal with intellect.

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · Nov 12

"People who take risks without fear are brave. Far braver are those that take risks despite their fear. Courage is fear that has said its prayers." 💜

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 8h

Who is Melanine D'rangeo 🫠🙃🫣

Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 1d

She couldn't give a flying feck about anyone else so you're good. 👍

Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 4d

British Indian voters are the Latino Voters of the Orange Buffoon. IMHO

Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 7d

Barnaby Joyce is the Mark Latham of Pauline Hanson

Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 7d

This is sad but truly hilarious 😂

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 8d

New from Diaper Diplomacy.

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ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong.bsky.social · 7d

Woohoo. It's #FridayNightParties #NoKings edition 🍕🍻🕺💃🪩

Visit host timelines to party! 🎉

Parties begin at 5 PM EST!

#NoKings

If you'd like to host, DM @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 7d

Coalition Under New Transition. 😳😱🤣

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 8d

That's genuis...😳😱🤣

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 8d

0.00125 US$ 🫣😳😱🤣

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 8d

No one has corrected Trump since he fucked-up his times tables in third grade. Next thing ya know, he'll be demanding the Fields Medal.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

Trump: "Drug prices went down for the year by 1/8 of 1 percent. Now I'm getting them down, Maria, 500, 600, 800 percent. In some cases even more than that. It's hard to believe."

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 8d

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 8d

BS can also translate into something to do with bovine, but alas 😕 🫠🙃🤣💙

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Antoine 🐜 @sirbant.bsky.social · 8d

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 8d

My top suggestions of books to read this World Bread Day...

- The Focaccia in the Rye
- Yeast of Eden
- Flours for Algernon
- The Lion, the Witch and the Warburtons
- Pannetonement
- The Naan in the High Castle
- Leaven Las Vegas
- Pitta Rabbit