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Alt Tom Service

@siropsalot.bsky.social

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I like Big Data and I cannot lie. Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 59m

2nd Alternative explanation: suffering brings us closer to God, which is how he became Pope

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 17h

I still can't keep outer worlds and the outer wilds straight. The fact that I bounced off of both almost immediately doesn't help

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 17h

I know a guy who would be great for the job

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 18h

I always wondered what pure condescension tasted like

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 1d

Put game pass on switch

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 2d

TV on the Radio's cover of Mr. Grieves is perfect for a Halloween playlist

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 2d

I know a guy, but he's into turboprops so it'd never work out

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 2d

"What's this about you being spotted in Farmer McGregor's garden again?"

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 2d

You just turn on the Call of Duty machine and it spits out a other release

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 3d

It's terrible for the country but great for business: the last decade of political reporting

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 3d

Dr. Venture is probably the fictional inventor Elon most resembles

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 3d

OK, but you're going to have to be the one who convinces him to hug the reactor

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 3d

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 3d

"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole"

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

But what if he ends up missing some Mr. Peanut discourse

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

Any song can be smooth jazz if you add enough sax

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

I have a 6 year old with less than average impulse control and a 3 year old who copies everything the 6 year old does.

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

I don't really care, my kids just keep yelling it and it's fucking exhausting

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

What's that popping sound I keep hearing

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

I'd argue that it was for a brief window before people realized it might be the case. But just like how a metric it stops being a useful metric once you start using it to gague performance, as soon as the media started reporting on microblogging trends they stopped reflecting reality.

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

The best case/most charitable scenario here is he's entirely too dumb to be trusted with this kind of responsibility

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

Not only should that be enough, there's a laundry list of other extremely disqualifying stuff he's said or done.

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

They're always very suspicious of people who "aren't from around here" too

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Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

I don't think SC touched on too many bigger lore topics but the ending definitely left ample ground for other stories to explore the implications

Alt Tom Service @siropsalot.bsky.social · 4d

Wihile I'm disappointed we don't get more Qimir with a second season of The Acolyte, the fact that they didn't follow up on Skeleton Crew is criminal. Jude Law is amazing and all of the kids were fantastic too.

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