Alt Tom Service
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Alt Tom Service
@siropsalot.bsky.social
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I like Big Data and I cannot lie. Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it
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2nd Alternative explanation: suffering brings us closer to God, which is how he became Pope
I still can't keep outer worlds and the outer wilds straight. The fact that I bounced off of both almost immediately doesn't help
I know a guy who would be great for the job
I always wondered what pure condescension tasted like
TV on the Radio's cover of Mr. Grieves is perfect for a Halloween playlist
I know a guy, but he's into turboprops so it'd never work out
"What's this about you being spotted in Farmer McGregor's garden again?"
You just turn on the Call of Duty machine and it spits out a other release
It's terrible for the country but great for business: the last decade of political reporting
Dr. Venture is probably the fictional inventor Elon most resembles
OK, but you're going to have to be the one who convinces him to hug the reactor
"You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole"
But what if he ends up missing some Mr. Peanut discourse
Any song can be smooth jazz if you add enough sax
I have a 6 year old with less than average impulse control and a 3 year old who copies everything the 6 year old does.
I don't really care, my kids just keep yelling it and it's fucking exhausting
What's that popping sound I keep hearing
I'd argue that it was for a brief window before people realized it might be the case. But just like how a metric it stops being a useful metric once you start using it to gague performance, as soon as the media started reporting on microblogging trends they stopped reflecting reality.
The best case/most charitable scenario here is he's entirely too dumb to be trusted with this kind of responsibility
Not only should that be enough, there's a laundry list of other extremely disqualifying stuff he's said or done.
They're always very suspicious of people who "aren't from around here" too
I don't think SC touched on too many bigger lore topics but the ending definitely left ample ground for other stories to explore the implications
Wihile I'm disappointed we don't get more Qimir with a second season of The Acolyte, the fact that they didn't follow up on Skeleton Crew is criminal. Jude Law is amazing and all of the kids were fantastic too.