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Lewis Pierson

@sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social

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I do balderdash, smut and miserabilia. So much so, it's probably a crime. Sometimes..... it even rhymes. But never all of the time. Many pseudonyms including Sir Robin Kingfisher AI used for images only.

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · Nov 14

I remember always being at my #pinnacle but lately never, ever seem to win at all. It’s draining always failing, my mental health is ailing and I want to know when does it end. It’s a steep, hard climb and I don’t know if I’ve time to exit this slough and again reach the top. If ever I can? #vss365

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 9h

I don't know why I followed the figure in the drab #raincoat. A dirty mac often hides a pervy bloke who'll flash you as soon as look at you. Something about the hair, pinned up with clips and slides. As I followed them down an alley, turning, she shook her hair free and opened her coat.
#vss365

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 1d

"You've got pizzazz, baby, you've got #verve. A cocoa and a lullaby's now what you deserve. It must be a faff being a giggle fifteen hours a day."
"Haha!" you're perplexed. "You're being jejune." you say.
"Desist, sister, you dunderhead. I've rewritten the rules, I'll rest when I'm dead"
#vss365

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 2d

In Cheadle, Dave awoke in a strange house. He was hung over & not properly rested due to the noise from the adjacent room, where his friend had spent the night. The friend that he had thought was just a regular stud, he now understood to be lascivious & #libertine, libidinous & licentious.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 3d

I shouldn't be at your beck and call.
I shan't be coming round again.
Ashen-faced won't cut it, girl.
I shun your pleas of "I'll try"
and then,
I shudder as I turn away,
a surer man would rue the day
a shapely temptress entered his life
#Ash - I love you! Be my wife?
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t think it’s too drastic to call you iconoclastic. You saw my ostentatious display and you utterly smashed it. I’m not a person inclined to do something rash but you carry on like that and we’re going to #clash. Drab, puritanical, joyless I see versus fab, fantastical, peerless me.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 5d

"You come here, with your #associate, let's call him that, both high as a kite and wanting money from me. And why? Because I was once foolish enough to have married you? That makes me a soft touch, does it? Well, you don't want to create a scene, trust me. And you, knucklehead, back off!"
#vss365

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 6d

This story does not work.
It's not a good #advert
For the hopeless, foolish jerk
Who writes it.
It's really not inspired
Perhaps he's feeling tired
Probably should be fired
If anyone were paying him.
Labouring over lack-lustre words as if any good could ever come from it. And why? Man alive!
#vss365

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 7d

He made his first guitar with an empty tissue box and a few #elastic bands. That thing could twang, kid thought he was Duane Eddy. We bought him his first nylon-stringed acoustic, not much of a step up but he taught himself “Cavatina”. Investing in his first Stratocaster paid off. Big time!
#vss365

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 8d

#Pulp. Many negative connotations. It certainly implies a previous state ending. Not so bad for fruits & vegetables, the consumer benefits from the energy within. Awful for any kind of animal, let alone humans. But for excess stock of books, it at least promises a new life, as toilet paper.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 9d

We need an #oasis but what we get is a mirage.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 9d

“You may find this drug more aggressive than the one you take currently. This new one will #blur the line between fantasy and reality.”
“There’s a line? No, thanks, I think I’ll stick with what I’m used to. Pass me that Vorpal Sword would you, Doctor? This orc’s been bugging me all morning.”
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 10d

Well presented, in a luxurious, glossy #wrapper, this sweetie is just too good to resist!” she thought, as she sipped her welcome cocktail at the drinks reception, ahead of the Annual Confectioner’s Convention.

“Oh, my gosh, he’s coming over to “network”. With me! Best not look too sour.”
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 11d

My childhood was riddled with #conundrums - conundra? What would I rather be or a wasp? D’you know last night? D’you know the night before? Why did one have a pancake? And stuck there? The one with the drum, well yes it would have been a #conundrum, of course. But tomcats, knocking on doors?
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 12d

These ridiculous homeward journeys had a most unwelcome effect on his solid 14 stone body. 900 miles over 14 hours across 4 countries. It would #sublimate him and a hollow, gaseous apparition would float, seemingly unnoticed, into the place he called home. Had he infact died along the way?
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 12d

Plucked from the ether, the idea seemed airy-fairy at best. It lacked tangibility & the potential benefits were difficult to express. She devoted her time & persuaded the community that the resources needed should be dedicated to the task. The concept had become concrete, it had #sublimated.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 13d

“Exsqueeze me. #Escutcheon help noticing adder don’t mean to be hippo like. Can o’ beer of any help? You steam turbid struggling with dose heady fags. Mayo take one fur you?”

“Fuck you very much. My car is over ear, the Foxhall Chlamydia.”

“Nice car, what’s your job?”

“Speech therapist.”

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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 14d

Stephen imagined that Patricia would have been mortified had she known that every fold of her red cashmere sweater was under such #scrutiny. Yet he harboured a hope that she might actually be flattered. Nevertheless, he shouldn’t be watching from this vantage point. He mustn’t. He must stop.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 15d

The #sonorous bass tones of multiple cellos pounding an hypnotic riff. Then an eerie, female gothic wail in a language with which you are not familiar draws you in further. As the bongo and sitars kick in you, the listener, are hooked. And it’s your turn to place your mouthpiece on the pipe.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 15d

Going off the deep end was an asinine #caprice
Attempting to fly solo just a crazy whim
Reckless wild abandon, that was fun at least
But going all “loose cannon” finally did for him
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 17d

“In the #eventuality of my failing to return from this quest, I want it understood that no effort should be wasted on my rescue, recovery or repatriation. I fully knew the dangers and the risk I am taking should be to myself and no-one else.”
“Dad, it’s a ramble not an Antarctic expedition!”
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 18d

Rosemary, never a lady who’d follow
Said when she spotted the very first swallow
“These birds flock together
I’ll name them #bellwether
From this moment forth in summer we’ll wallow.”
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 19d

“It’s a nice thought but I don’t think it will work. I’m too set in my ways and there’s no hope of me changing now.”
“We just thought that it might help to #reinvigorate you, lift your spirits, make you see life differently, going forward.”
“There’s the word ‘forward’. I just can’t see it.”
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 20d

Potentially, this day will be one to change my life, forever. Maybe, I’ll turn this corner & be hit by a bus. Or, #perhaps you’ll be heading in my direction, we’ll smile but walk on, never to meet again. Alternatively, you’ll drop your phone, I’ll stoop to pick it up for you & so it begins.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 21d

If they gave awards for inelegant entrances, bad first impressions, ongoing incompetence & ultimate inevitable disappointment, then my suggestion would be that you receive one in feline form. They should give you a cat as trophy because that is what you are, have always been. #Catastrophe.
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Lewis Pierson @sirrobinkingfisher.bsky.social · 22d

“In plastics processing, #extrusion is a process by which vast amounts of money are input and smaller amounts of money come out at the other end. Hopefully, over time, the small amounts add up to more than the vast amount you started with.”
“I was hoping for more of a technical explanation!”
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