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Val
@sirvalerius.bsky.social
💠Husbando, PA, and chef to the radical @empitea.bsky.social
🏫teacher
🧙‍♂️ DM/GM
🦎 gecko dad
🎸music production hobbyist
So people don't eat really on public transport in Japan. Pretty big no no. Not immediate jailtime, but you really just don't see it

I'm currently sitting next to someone who is eating a bag of chips and its aggravating tf out of me

Not because I've embraced the rules

I just want some <.<
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Has the existence of skibidi toilet ruined scat singers ability to use the phrasing skibidi doo wop
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Teahouse Tabletop D&D tomorrow at @empitea.bsky.social 's house 🥳

I'm excited to introduce two new players to the setting, and I'll be using tonight to get my prep finished up.

Dean Galamine will be giving a botany lecture, so gotta warm up the 647 year old cold & bitter elf voice to yap about 🪴🌿🌺
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Godzilla 🦖🏙
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I have never heard Sleep Token before, but I already feel like I'll like them

Let's find out

Starting with 'Alkaline'
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
16 years since Act II was released

10 years since the first single for this album was released

Act III is finally releasing January 9th

I'm so excited

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Wh...
The Protomen - "Calling Out" - (with lyrics)
YouTube video by The Protomen
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sorry babe, the Fujiwara Tofu AE86 slippers are staying on
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Biodigital jazz, man
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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After an INSANELY busy September, the Teahouse is back with our usual brand of chaos and fun!!

Our affiliate stream is officially rescheduled, so mark your calendars and don’t miss the grand, goofy, goblin goods we’ve got in store!!

#goblins
October 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My gundam nerd pilgrimage has once again been completed, this time with weef
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Skytree tower tall but Excalibur is brave
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Night bus time. Tokyo bound. Legs smooshed.

Shall I embrace my sleep anwhere ability or put on the ODST soundtrack and lose myself in Obsidian mazes of tabletop planning

I leave it up to Dog (and @empitea.bsky.social when she pokes me for snacks)
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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🍃 Goblin vibes 🍄 🍄‍🟫
#cosplay
September 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I want to go where the streets are paved with crab rangoon
August 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I constantly get this thumbnail in my YT feed and then I have to remind myself that House isn't in the Matrix
August 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
After the newest trailer, I am further convinced that while this isn't the Tron movie I would have asked for, I'm not so certain anymore that it is a Tron movie I will blatantly dislike

I just hope that NIN (brilliant as they are) will be able to stand with Daft Punk's Legacy OST
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Wifey (@empitea.bsky.social) has finished her first adventure as a DM!

We had her run the classic #mcdm first time adventure, the Delian Tomb

And she had to come up with some divine intervention shenanigans to stop a party wipe due to *comically* terrible rolls

I am a (small) river to my people
July 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Tfw one of your students casually drops

"Obey your beliefs"

in the middle of a speech and you're just expected to continue your day
June 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
NakeyJakey's new CS video is a phenomenal peek at the toxicity that often comes with the healthy practice of pushing yourself. Somehow in the name of competition it feels that so many have forgotten that games are meant to be fun

By all means, push, reach, grind- but say gg and remember the human
May 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Don't tell her but I'm going to buy the mother of my gecko child extra ice cream today
🦎🍦
May 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Steve & the children may yearn for the mines, but I yearn to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride of virtual & real existential border erosion

Chat, go hug your non-virtual emotional connection of choice

#hashtag
#experiencethepassageoftime
#cellsinterlinked

www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
My Brain Finally Broke
Much of what we see now is fake, and the reality we face is full of horrors. More and more of the world is slipping beyond my comprehension.
www.newyorker.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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~Oh Traveller, come hear my song~

Rest upon this field along
the brooks and woods
And faerie dust

Eat and drink, breathe in the blooms
whilst you dance upon the shrooms
but mind the fey that want your trust

‘else the Wilds will be your tomb

#dnd #bg3 #cosplay #larian #dndcosplay
May 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I've got some extra #worldbuilding time for #d&d this week and it's always so much easier to come up with a mythology, history, founding legend, climate, culture, demographic, and language for an entire region than it is to, you know

come up with stuff for the actual region your players *live* in 🙃
March 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Time for another 2 a.m. #Soulframe watch party! #WorthIt
Look ahead, Envoys!

The team returns to Alca for Soulframe Devstream #6 on March 28! Join us on Twitch at 11 a.m. ET: twitch.tv/playsoulframe
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM