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Sitanshu 'Mini-fourgonnette Alpha'!!
@sitanshu.bsky.social
Run a small portfolio that is market neutral, low-volatility, and low-beta. The alpha is so portable it now drives itself around town.

Clean on the OpSec

Bengay fragrance model #EaudeBengay
Air quality/pollution related marches going on in New Delhi and this dude 😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This supreme court session is going to be lit 🔥

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October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Well it is that time of the year again

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October 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reposted by Sitanshu 'Mini-fourgonnette Alpha'!!
The workslop apocalypse is upon us. People submitting polished but error ridden work they didn’t read has claimed another victim.

Deloitte is going to refund the Australian government for an evaluation of its compliance framework that was full of AI hallucinations.
Deloitte to refund government over AI errors
Generative AI produced fake references, quotes in report.
ia.acs.org.au
October 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@dbergstresser.bsky.social

Interest claw backs from bond holders!
September 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Pumpkin spice ≠ Pumpkin

One is a gourd and the other an abomination
Who needs pumpkin spice when you have pumpkin pasta with goat cheese?

Embrace the cozy vibes of autumn with these quick fall recipes, all ready in about 30 minutes or less.
5 cozy fall pastas ready in 30 minutes or less
These weeknight-friendly pastas, featuring hazelnuts, pumpkin and kale, embrace the season.
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September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Ewww.....
September 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Awwww.....💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

www.spytalk.co/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: An Iran-Contra Romance
Oliver North and Fawn Hall are wed in a “secret” ceremony in rural Virginia
www.spytalk.co
September 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tesla: Elon, please pay attention to us, we will give you more $$ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Meanwhile in Dr. Phil news:
August 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I tried this today.
It was great
The person tried so hard to convince me that it was not GMO and I kept saying ….GMO is good.
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Sweet Garleek
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a garlic and a leek made a baby? We did. The result of this love match, Sweet Garleek marries the sweetness of leeks with the mellow, savory notes of garlic...
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July 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I guess there is no shortage of absurd stupidity in this world:
July 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Coastal things.
Quiet morning at the Galveston Island State Park.
July 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The shot and chaser
July 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
June 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Made chicken fricassee.
And was awared with this 😁
June 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That thing is going to wired up like Avon Barksdale's crew 🙂

#TheWire
@audacityofdespair.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What are the odds that someone saw the Kingsman movie (Dec 2014), and then announced the idea of the Boring Company?
May 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
www.marketwatch.com/story/the-on...

One in a trillion is older than the universe.
Yet the universe and this event exist.
So, perhaps it is a one in a trillion event based on the probability distribution model you are currently using . And perhaps it is insufficient 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
The one-in-a-trillion event tying Taiwan’s dollar, U.S. tariffs and AI together
Taiwan’s currency is exploding higher, and along with it fears about what Bloomberg reports is $767 billion of foreign assets held by Taiwan’s life insurers.
www.marketwatch.com
May 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am an old curmudgeon. But if you have a '19 sigma event' or 'one is trillion event' then you don't have a realistic distribution model.
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May 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This tweet gets lots of supportive traction by ignoring how prejudicial this is. The foundation being, that 'Mexicans' are somehow less intelligent & incapable of deciding what's good for them. Simultaneously, also hinting that 'Arctic' folks should know better than 'Mexicans'🤷‍♂️
April 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So here is a question.
Why would ICE need IRS data for deportations?
These would be people who file taxes, even if they don't have to.
The narrative about criminal illegals beings to fall apart rather quickly

abcnews.go.com/Politics/irs...
IRS close to finalizing data-sharing agreement with ICE, sources say
The IRS is nearing an agreement with ICE that would allow immigration officials to use tax data for deportations, two sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
March 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM