EPIC THE MUSICAL LYRICS
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[ guys forewarning i finished coding the ithaca saga lyrics in, i censored the no-no word in odysseus because idk if bsky will come after me for that 😭 additionally, there's tws for some of the lyrics in hold them down ]
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
Storm (Storm)
We're shooting for the island in the sky
In the sky
Storm (Storm)
We're shooting for the island in the sky
In the sky
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
Storm (Storm)
We're shooting for the island in the sky
In the sky
Storm (Storm)
We're shooting for the island in the sky
In the sky
CREW:
He is a different beast now
He is the one who feasts now
No more of us deceased
'Cause he won't take more suffering from you
He is a different beast now
He is the one who feasts now
No more of us deceased
'Cause he won't take more suffering from you
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
CREW:
He is a different beast now
He is the one who feasts now
No more of us deceased
'Cause he won't take more suffering from you
He is a different beast now
He is the one who feasts now
No more of us deceased
'Cause he won't take more suffering from you
SUITORS:
Whoever can string the old king's bow
And shoot through twelve axes cleanly
Will be the new king, sit down at the throne
Penelope as his queen!
Whoever can string the old king's bow
And shoot through twelve axes cleanly
Will be the new king, sit down at the throne
Penelope as his queen!
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
SUITORS:
Whoever can string the old king's bow
And shoot through twelve axes cleanly
Will be the new king, sit down at the throne
Penelope as his queen!
Whoever can string the old king's bow
And shoot through twelve axes cleanly
Will be the new king, sit down at the throne
Penelope as his queen!
ODYSSEUS:
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ODYSSEUS:
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
But when does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze?
When does a man become a monster?
EURYLOCHUS:
Look at all we've lost and all we've learned
Every single cost is so much more than what we've earned
Think about the men we have left, before there are none
Let's just cut our losses, you and I, and let's run
Look at all we've lost and all we've learned
Every single cost is so much more than what we've earned
Think about the men we have left, before there are none
Let's just cut our losses, you and I, and let's run
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
EURYLOCHUS:
Look at all we've lost and all we've learned
Every single cost is so much more than what we've earned
Think about the men we have left, before there are none
Let's just cut our losses, you and I, and let's run
Look at all we've lost and all we've learned
Every single cost is so much more than what we've earned
Think about the men we have left, before there are none
Let's just cut our losses, you and I, and let's run
ODYSSEUS:
I can't have you planting seeds of doubt
I can't have you disagreeing each route
I need you to always be devout
And comply with this, or we'll all die in this
I can't have you planting seeds of doubt
I can't have you disagreeing each route
I need you to always be devout
And comply with this, or we'll all die in this
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
ODYSSEUS:
I can't have you planting seeds of doubt
I can't have you disagreeing each route
I need you to always be devout
And comply with this, or we'll all die in this
I can't have you planting seeds of doubt
I can't have you disagreeing each route
I need you to always be devout
And comply with this, or we'll all die in this
ZEUS:
Hephaestus!
Hephaestus!
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
ZEUS:
Hephaestus!
Hephaestus!
POLYPHEMUS:
You came to my home to steal
But now you'll become my meal
A trade, you see? Take from you like you took from me
You came to my home to steal
But now you'll become my meal
A trade, you see? Take from you like you took from me
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
POLYPHEMUS:
You came to my home to steal
But now you'll become my meal
A trade, you see? Take from you like you took from me
You came to my home to steal
But now you'll become my meal
A trade, you see? Take from you like you took from me
ODYSSEUS
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
ODYSSEUS
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
Have a drink
One sip and you'll understand
The power that's in your hands
TELEMACHUS, ATHENA:
Woah...
How did I do that?
Is time now moving slow?
No, I just made your thoughts quick
Woah, that is so sick!
Woah...
How did I do that?
Is time now moving slow?
No, I just made your thoughts quick
Woah, that is so sick!
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
TELEMACHUS, ATHENA:
Woah...
How did I do that?
Is time now moving slow?
No, I just made your thoughts quick
Woah, that is so sick!
Woah...
How did I do that?
Is time now moving slow?
No, I just made your thoughts quick
Woah, that is so sick!
ODYSSEUS:
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
ODYSSEUS:
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
ODYSSEUS:
Of course I'd like to leave now, of course I'd like to run
But I can hardly sleep now, knowing everything we've done
There's no length I wouldn't go if it was you I had to save
I can only hope you'd do the same
Of course I'd like to leave now, of course I'd like to run
But I can hardly sleep now, knowing everything we've done
There's no length I wouldn't go if it was you I had to save
I can only hope you'd do the same
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
ODYSSEUS:
Of course I'd like to leave now, of course I'd like to run
But I can hardly sleep now, knowing everything we've done
There's no length I wouldn't go if it was you I had to save
I can only hope you'd do the same
Of course I'd like to leave now, of course I'd like to run
But I can hardly sleep now, knowing everything we've done
There's no length I wouldn't go if it was you I had to save
I can only hope you'd do the same
ANTINOUS:
I say, we gather near the beaches
I say, we wait 'til he arrives
Then, when he docks his ship, we can breach it
Let us leave now, today we can strike and
I say, we gather near the beaches
I say, we wait 'til he arrives
Then, when he docks his ship, we can breach it
Let us leave now, today we can strike and
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
ANTINOUS:
I say, we gather near the beaches
I say, we wait 'til he arrives
Then, when he docks his ship, we can breach it
Let us leave now, today we can strike and
I say, we gather near the beaches
I say, we wait 'til he arrives
Then, when he docks his ship, we can breach it
Let us leave now, today we can strike and
ATHENA:
I see you changing from how I've designed you
Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you
I see you changing from how I've designed you
Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ATHENA:
I see you changing from how I've designed you
Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you
I see you changing from how I've designed you
Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you
TELEMACHUS:
Father?
She's waiting for you
Father?
She's waiting for you
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
TELEMACHUS:
Father?
She's waiting for you
Father?
She's waiting for you
MELANTHIUS, APHINOMUS:
I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of kings
Left his armory unlocked
So what?
Now that we have armed ourselves
Let's make the bastard rot
Behind you!
I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of kings
Left his armory unlocked
So what?
Now that we have armed ourselves
Let's make the bastard rot
Behind you!
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
MELANTHIUS, APHINOMUS:
I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of kings
Left his armory unlocked
So what?
Now that we have armed ourselves
Let's make the bastard rot
Behind you!
I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of kings
Left his armory unlocked
So what?
Now that we have armed ourselves
Let's make the bastard rot
Behind you!
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
If I became the (Monster)
Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (Monster)
And deep down I know this well
If I became the (Monster)
Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (Monster)
And deep down I know this well
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
If I became the (Monster)
Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (Monster)
And deep down I know this well
If I became the (Monster)
Oh, ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (Monster)
And deep down I know this well
PERIMEDES, ELPENOR, ODYSSEUS, WINIONS:
Captain, what's happened?
What's trapped in that bag?
Something dangerous, friends, we mustn't lag
It's treasure!
What?
Buh-bye!
Captain, what's happened?
What's trapped in that bag?
Something dangerous, friends, we mustn't lag
It's treasure!
What?
Buh-bye!
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
PERIMEDES, ELPENOR, ODYSSEUS, WINIONS:
Captain, what's happened?
What's trapped in that bag?
Something dangerous, friends, we mustn't lag
It's treasure!
What?
Buh-bye!
Captain, what's happened?
What's trapped in that bag?
Something dangerous, friends, we mustn't lag
It's treasure!
What?
Buh-bye!
CIRCE:
There are many ways of persuasion
There are many modes of control
Maybe showing one act of kindness
Leads to kinder souls down the road
There are many ways of persuasion
There are many modes of control
Maybe showing one act of kindness
Leads to kinder souls down the road
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
CIRCE:
There are many ways of persuasion
There are many modes of control
Maybe showing one act of kindness
Leads to kinder souls down the road
There are many ways of persuasion
There are many modes of control
Maybe showing one act of kindness
Leads to kinder souls down the road
AEOLUS, CREW, WINIONS:
'Cause the end always justifies the means
Everything's changed since Polites, so
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust)
'Cause the end always justifies the means
Everything's changed since Polites, so
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust)
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
AEOLUS, CREW, WINIONS:
'Cause the end always justifies the means
Everything's changed since Polites, so
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust)
'Cause the end always justifies the means
Everything's changed since Polites, so
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust)
AEOLUS, ODYSSEUS:
Take a look right here at this bag
It has the winds of the storm all trapped
All you gotta do is not open this bag
Sounds too easy, what's the catch? (Ha-ha-ha!)
Take a look right here at this bag
It has the winds of the storm all trapped
All you gotta do is not open this bag
Sounds too easy, what's the catch? (Ha-ha-ha!)
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
AEOLUS, ODYSSEUS:
Take a look right here at this bag
It has the winds of the storm all trapped
All you gotta do is not open this bag
Sounds too easy, what's the catch? (Ha-ha-ha!)
Take a look right here at this bag
It has the winds of the storm all trapped
All you gotta do is not open this bag
Sounds too easy, what's the catch? (Ha-ha-ha!)
POLITES, LOTUS EATERS:
A cave! You're saying there's a cave where we could feast?
And where do we sail to find this food-filled cave?
East (That way)
A cave! You're saying there's a cave where we could feast?
And where do we sail to find this food-filled cave?
East (That way)
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
POLITES, LOTUS EATERS:
A cave! You're saying there's a cave where we could feast?
And where do we sail to find this food-filled cave?
East (That way)
A cave! You're saying there's a cave where we could feast?
And where do we sail to find this food-filled cave?
East (That way)
ODYSSEUS:
If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it?
If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it?
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ODYSSEUS:
If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it?
If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it?
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
When does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)
When does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
When does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)
When does a comet become a meteor?
When does a candle become a blaze? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)
When does a man become a monster? (Forgive me)