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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · 1d

he got the wrong number. but you know what, i’m gonna make this guy’s day :)

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Aug 17

men these days need to spend less time painting their nails and more time harassing women online

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Aug 14

American Nice-er 🙂

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Aug 11

i try not to get involved in such controversial topics

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Jul 13

what’s going on with my “balls” and, in some cases, my “penis”

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Jun 30

this is who shows up if you post something satirical on bluesky

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Jun 4

no, i already knew that

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Jun 4

the guy who works at at 7/11 said to me “i love quagmire’s house. i like the way he arranged things. that guy is such a pimp”

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Apr 11

got drunk one night and ordered these card sleeves. i liked them because they confused me. is the turtle “daring to dream big” because it’s eating a taco? idk. i don’t get it. i don’t like them now that i’m not drunk

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Apr 10

a nerd exploded

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Apr 10

no it’s not funny enough to be a bit and i try my best not to do bits that are bad

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Apr 10

bc he lied to me and told me my prescriptions were covered to get me to sign up for the plan but turns out it covers nothing at all i couldn’t even get antibiotics when i was sick and then he kept hanging up on me every time i asked him if he could change the plan

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katie @skatie420.bsky.social · Apr 10

insurance guy blocked my number because i told him he follows a shameful path, one which wounds humanity and should he not atone for his actions he will eventually find himself tormented by the realization that his character is laden with dishonor

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