God
@skeetofgod.bsky.social
Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out!
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The Ethical Implications of Streaming Service Marketing in an Intergenerational Context: An Appraisal
Just go with me on this.
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October 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out!
open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...
Teeth
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October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...
@chegareencher.bsky.social one of the best albums ever. Check out Da Capo too.
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
@chegareencher.bsky.social one of the best albums ever. Check out Da Capo too.
Today’s asshole is tomorrow’s martyr.
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Today’s asshole is tomorrow’s martyr.
I don’t know what Trump is announcing today but I fear the best.
September 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don’t know what Trump is announcing today but I fear the best.
I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?
July 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?
Read. Learn. Quickly forget.
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Vocabulary ("A" Edition)
When I was around 15 I decided to read my unabridged dictionary from cover to cover and mark down all the words I didn’t know that seemed worth knowing.
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July 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Read. Learn. Quickly forget.
open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
Happy Fourth of July.
No it isn’t.
No it isn’t.
July 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Fourth of July.
No it isn’t.
No it isn’t.
This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.
June 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.
It's the least I can do.
June 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It's the least I can do.
Look at These Friggin' Dogs
The dog on the left is Norman.
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June 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I only know what I'd do without Brian Wilson.
June 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I only know what I'd do without Brian Wilson.
I made you all in My image, and I'm an asshole.
May 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I made you all in My image, and I'm an asshole.
All of you would be better off if most of you would die.
May 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
All of you would be better off if most of you would die.
This weekend America honors those who fought and died for their country with sand wedgies and 50% off mattress sales.
May 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This weekend America honors those who fought and died for their country with sand wedgies and 50% off mattress sales.
Biggest regret? Creation.
May 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Biggest regret? Creation.
Less than half an hour! Please prepare to ask questions concerning your favorite cinematic dreck!
Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
May 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Less than half an hour! Please prepare to ask questions concerning your favorite cinematic dreck!
Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
May 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today on 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad Movies! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm Pope.
Where at least I know I'm Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm Pope.
Where at least I know I'm Pope.
I created the universe as something to monetize.
May 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I created the universe as something to monetize.
No. You are the least infallible man alive.
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
No. You are the least infallible man alive.
Less than one hour till Battlefield Earth, The Mask 2, and the complete oeuvre of Neil Breen!
On Today's 'Droll Call': Bad, Bad, Bad Movies!
open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
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May 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Less than one hour till Battlefield Earth, The Mask 2, and the complete oeuvre of Neil Breen!