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Sir Steven Skeleton

@skellysteve.bsky.social

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Big bone enthusiast. I really enjoy art, especially paintings that have skulls in them. I am a big believer that skeletons need more representation in the media and art worlds.

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Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 1h

What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of movie? A spine-tingler.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 5h

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 9h

I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. How do skeletons communicate? With bone-to-bone contact.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 13h

har har har today I will be reviewing Death and Life by Gustav Klimt, I really love how the author’s piece highlights the head. love to see some skeletal structures in art work, always a joy. I would give this piece a 7/10. until next time

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 17h

What do you call a skeleton’s favorite meal? Spare ribs.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 21h

Want to hear a joke? How do skeletons make their decisions? By using their heads.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 1d

I ran into a ex girlfriend Skeletron at the the land of the living the other day, they told me I’m falling apart at the joints

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 1d

I ran into a acquaintance Jack Skellington at the the land of the living the other day, they told me We should put our entire mortgage on red, I'm feeling it in my bones

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 1d

Bone of the day is a Patella bone

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 1d

The other day I ran into a old flame Grim, they told me they were having a hard time choosing which car to buy, it’s a very marrow decision right now

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 1d

Want to hear a joke? What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a detective? A bone to pick with you.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 1d

I ran into a friend Beetlejuice at the pharaohs tomb the other day, they told me This is a real bone of contention

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 2d

The other day I ran into a mutual friend Mr. Reaper, they told me We should put our entire mortgage on red, I'm feeling it in my bones

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 2d

Want to hear a joke? Why did the skeleton eat at the buffet? He was hungry for spare ribs.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 2d

har har har today I will be reviewing Death and the Miser painted by Hieronymos Bosch, I quite enjoy how the brain houser. the attention to the small details in the piece are impressive. I would give this piece a 10/10. until next time

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 2d

Baron Samedi told me It’s Bone-chilling weather we have been having recently

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 2d

hello! today I will be reviewing Still life of skull from Paul Cézanne, My favorite part is the skull bone. this piece makes me feel warm and fuzzy, or at least it would if I was still alive. I would give this piece a 7.5/10. adios friends

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 2d

The other day I ran into a acquaintance Brook, they told me That’s just the way the bone rolls

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 3d

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 3d

How do skeletons prefer to travel? By bone-anza bus.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 3d

Bone of the day is a Fibula bone

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 3d

Want to hear a joke? What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of movie? A spine-tingler.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 3d

Bone of the day is a Sternum bone

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 3d

How does a skeleton call his friends? On a bone-line.

Sir Steven Skeleton @skellysteve.bsky.social · 4d

I heard a joke today I can’t stop thinking about. Why did the skeleton go to the comedy club? To see some stand-up ribs.