Cecily W.
@skeskali.ca
She/They . Blackity, Black, #Black. ATL ➡️ YVR. 🇺🇸/🇨🇦. Shutterbug 📸. #WNBA but mostly for the cute ballers. @skeskali (or @skeskali.too) on every social. Librarian-ish. Lifetime member of the #AlphabetMafia 🏳️🌈❤️📺
I opened the mastodon app and within seconds I encountered a thread by a man about how their dicks are the source of their power and how they need to reclaim that power.
Somehow Bluesky’s scolds don’t seem so bad anymore.
Somehow Bluesky’s scolds don’t seem so bad anymore.
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I opened the mastodon app and within seconds I encountered a thread by a man about how their dicks are the source of their power and how they need to reclaim that power.
Somehow Bluesky’s scolds don’t seem so bad anymore.
Somehow Bluesky’s scolds don’t seem so bad anymore.
Can you imagine how HIGH Marshawn Lynch must be tonight?
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Can you imagine how HIGH Marshawn Lynch must be tonight?
Crisp Rat only has a career because Sylvester Stallone got old and Steven Seagal got weird
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Crisp Rat only has a career because Sylvester Stallone got old and Steven Seagal got weird
THAT WAS FOR COLIN KAEPERNICK
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 AM
THAT WAS FOR COLIN KAEPERNICK
Does this season of Hijack explain why Idris was hijacked AGAIN?
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Does this season of Hijack explain why Idris was hijacked AGAIN?
Tom Brady has such a punchable face
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Tom Brady has such a punchable face
Putting all my hopes on the Seahawks since UGA shit the bed
January 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Putting all my hopes on the Seahawks since UGA shit the bed
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I'm attempting to watch Star Trek: Degrassi even though I'm still pissed at how they treated Discovery
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I'm attempting to watch Star Trek: Degrassi even though I'm still pissed at how they treated Discovery
I’m still thinking about Conan O’Brien saying comedians should stop making jokes about that orange anal pustule because it isn’t funny anymore
And I’m sorry I fully intend to keep pointing and laughing until I run out of breath and fingers
And I’m sorry I fully intend to keep pointing and laughing until I run out of breath and fingers
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’m still thinking about Conan O’Brien saying comedians should stop making jokes about that orange anal pustule because it isn’t funny anymore
And I’m sorry I fully intend to keep pointing and laughing until I run out of breath and fingers
And I’m sorry I fully intend to keep pointing and laughing until I run out of breath and fingers
I can't. I have to get it out.
I know guys like deep throat but that's excessive.
She doesn't wear a turtleneck, she wears a giraffe neck.
Anybody receiving fellatio from her had better tie a mattress to their back
I know guys like deep throat but that's excessive.
She doesn't wear a turtleneck, she wears a giraffe neck.
Anybody receiving fellatio from her had better tie a mattress to their back
"Immigrant populations commit crimes at lower rates than native-born populations, so if this is actually about crime, how do you answer for that?"
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."
"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I can't. I have to get it out.
I know guys like deep throat but that's excessive.
She doesn't wear a turtleneck, she wears a giraffe neck.
Anybody receiving fellatio from her had better tie a mattress to their back
I know guys like deep throat but that's excessive.
She doesn't wear a turtleneck, she wears a giraffe neck.
Anybody receiving fellatio from her had better tie a mattress to their back
Rachel Maddow Charles Darwin & Whiskey 11 09 2012
YouTube video by Archon OSX
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January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Y’all, the word sapphic makes me cringe. Surely I’m not alone?
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Y’all, the word sapphic makes me cringe. Surely I’m not alone?
Anyone else watching The Boyfriend on Netflix? This show is half pure half agonizing and I can't stop watching it.
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Anyone else watching The Boyfriend on Netflix? This show is half pure half agonizing and I can't stop watching it.
Protect Paul McCartney at all costs. AT ALL COSTS.
youtu.be/pBcllNrY0u8?...
youtu.be/pBcllNrY0u8?...
Paul McCartney: Man on the Run - Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Protect Paul McCartney at all costs. AT ALL COSTS.
youtu.be/pBcllNrY0u8?...
youtu.be/pBcllNrY0u8?...
I hate what LinkedIn did to Lynda dot com
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I hate what LinkedIn did to Lynda dot com
The panel on The Boyfriend are SHADY BOOTS. One person actually said a panelist was "brave" for being on the show as a 40 year old, which is just a nice way of saying "You're to DAMN OLD to be on this show!"
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The panel on The Boyfriend are SHADY BOOTS. One person actually said a panelist was "brave" for being on the show as a 40 year old, which is just a nice way of saying "You're to DAMN OLD to be on this show!"
I was just reminded that we lost David Bowie and Alan Rickman within days of each other 10 years ago. 😔
January 15, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I was just reminded that we lost David Bowie and Alan Rickman within days of each other 10 years ago. 😔
OMG the Heated Rivalry discourse on Threads is making my head hurt. Everyone is either an armchair queer theory expert or an armchair feminist literature expert and they’re all TIRESOME
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
OMG the Heated Rivalry discourse on Threads is making my head hurt. Everyone is either an armchair queer theory expert or an armchair feminist literature expert and they’re all TIRESOME
My iPhone is experiencing the pink screen of death and I can’t afford a new one. This is GREAT
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My iPhone is experiencing the pink screen of death and I can’t afford a new one. This is GREAT
I miss library conferences.
January 14, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I miss library conferences.
Every dweeb who uses AI to create deepfake pr0n should have their schlong turned inside out like it’s the sleeve of a cardigan
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Every dweeb who uses AI to create deepfake pr0n should have their schlong turned inside out like it’s the sleeve of a cardigan
Wiz Khalifa on Finding Your Roots with the subtle Van Cleef and Arpels flex. I approve.
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Wiz Khalifa on Finding Your Roots with the subtle Van Cleef and Arpels flex. I approve.
I have been binge watching Season 6 of All Creatures Great and Small wondering why Emma Thompson kept popping into my head whenever Tristan's girlfriend was on the screen, and sure enough, the actress is Thompson's daughter.
January 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I have been binge watching Season 6 of All Creatures Great and Small wondering why Emma Thompson kept popping into my head whenever Tristan's girlfriend was on the screen, and sure enough, the actress is Thompson's daughter.
Crave is putting out a lesbian softball series and Elliot Page and Emily Hampshire (Schitt’s Creek) are involved? 👀
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Crave is putting out a lesbian softball series and Elliot Page and Emily Hampshire (Schitt’s Creek) are involved? 👀