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[OregonLive]Oregon governor declares fuel emergency after pipeline leak, warns of rising gas prices - OregonLive.com Oregon officials cautioned that drivers might see an uptick in gas prices as a result of the leak.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
[OregonLive]Oregon governor declares fuel emergency after pipeline leak, warns of rising gas prices - OregonLive.com Oregon officials cautioned that drivers might see an uptick in gas prices as a result of the leak.
[NBC News]Scientists have searched for dark matter for decades. One thinks he may have caught a glimpse. - NBC News Few things in the universe are as perplexing as dark matter — the invisible and exotic “stuff” that is thought to make up most of the matter in galaxies.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
[NBC News]Scientists have searched for dark matter for decades. One thinks he may have caught a glimpse. - NBC News Few things in the universe are as perplexing as dark matter — the invisible and exotic “stuff” that is thought to make up most of the matter in galaxies.
[Theanalyst.com]30 FCS Defensive Standouts Named Finalists for 2025 Buck Buchanan Award - Opta Analyst The Buck Buchanan Award honors the FCS defensive player of the year. The 2025 recipient will join a distinguished list of past winners.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[Theanalyst.com]30 FCS Defensive Standouts Named Finalists for 2025 Buck Buchanan Award - Opta Analyst The Buck Buchanan Award honors the FCS defensive player of the year. The 2025 recipient will join a distinguished list of past winners.
[Phys.Org]Experimental proof shows quantum world is even stranger than previously thought - Phys.org The quantum world is famously weird—a single particle can be in two places at once, its properties are undefined until they are measured, and the very act of measuring a quantum system changes...
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
[Phys.Org]Experimental proof shows quantum world is even stranger than previously thought - Phys.org The quantum world is famously weird—a single particle can be in two places at once, its properties are undefined until they are measured, and the very act of measuring a quantum system changes...
[Deadline]‘Stranger Things’ Fans Are Binging Netflix Hit Ahead Of Season 5 As First Four Seasons Enter Charts - Deadline It marks the first time that a series has had four previous seasons in the Top 10 all at the same time
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[Deadline]‘Stranger Things’ Fans Are Binging Netflix Hit Ahead Of Season 5 As First Four Seasons Enter Charts - Deadline It marks the first time that a series has had four previous seasons in the Top 10 all at the same time
[Yahoo Entertainment]Nvidia Slams Michael Burry's Claims of an AI Bubble and Faulty Accounting - Yahoo Finance Semiconductor Leader Rejects Accusations of Circular Cash Flows and Misstated Buybacks
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
[Yahoo Entertainment]Nvidia Slams Michael Burry's Claims of an AI Bubble and Faulty Accounting - Yahoo Finance Semiconductor Leader Rejects Accusations of Circular Cash Flows and Misstated Buybacks
[ESPN]NYC mayor vows to punish brawlers at UFC 322 - ESPN New York City mayor Eric Adams is vowing to hold fighters who were involved in a massive cageside brawl at UFC 322 at Madison Square Garden on Nov. 15 accountable pending an investigation.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
[ESPN]NYC mayor vows to punish brawlers at UFC 322 - ESPN New York City mayor Eric Adams is vowing to hold fighters who were involved in a massive cageside brawl at UFC 322 at Madison Square Garden on Nov. 15 accountable pending an investigation.
[Space.com]Scientists want to search for life in this double star system devoid of giant exoplanets. Here's why - Space The giants might've been kicked out, left to live a rogue lifestyle.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
[Space.com]Scientists want to search for life in this double star system devoid of giant exoplanets. Here's why - Space The giants might've been kicked out, left to live a rogue lifestyle.
[Israelnationalnews.com]10-year-old girl dies from flu - Israel National News The Health Ministry said a 10-and-a-half-year-old girl who was not vaccinated against the flu died after being rushed to hospital in serious condition.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
[Israelnationalnews.com]10-year-old girl dies from flu - Israel National News The Health Ministry said a 10-and-a-half-year-old girl who was not vaccinated against the flu died after being rushed to hospital in serious condition.
[HuffPost]Pete Hegseth's Trolling Of Mark Kelly Gets The Social Media Response It Deserves - HuffPost Former military members referred to the secretary of defense as "a blowhard," "a complete jackass" and "a total blue falcon."
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
[HuffPost]Pete Hegseth's Trolling Of Mark Kelly Gets The Social Media Response It Deserves - HuffPost Former military members referred to the secretary of defense as "a blowhard," "a complete jackass" and "a total blue falcon."
[NBC News]Selena Gomez's mother-in-law hides from intruders during break-in at L.A. home - NBC News Sandra Levin, the mother of Selena Gomez's husband, music producer Benny Blanco, was at her home in Studio City when two men wearing masks and dark clothing broke in.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
[NBC News]Selena Gomez's mother-in-law hides from intruders during break-in at L.A. home - NBC News Sandra Levin, the mother of Selena Gomez's husband, music producer Benny Blanco, was at her home in Studio City when two men wearing masks and dark clothing broke in.
[Fantraxhq.com]Waiver Wire Winners for Fantasy Football – Week 13 - FantraxHQ Nick Skrip runs down the top options from the Week 13 Fantasy Football Waiver Wire. It may be the final chance to improve your teams.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
[Fantraxhq.com]Waiver Wire Winners for Fantasy Football – Week 13 - FantraxHQ Nick Skrip runs down the top options from the Week 13 Fantasy Football Waiver Wire. It may be the final chance to improve your teams.
[Salt Lake Tribune]After 5 measles cases were linked to this Utah school, officials have 2 messages for parents - The Salt Lake Tribune The school sits in a county with some of the lowest measles vaccination rates among Utah public school kids, state health data indicates.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
[Salt Lake Tribune]After 5 measles cases were linked to this Utah school, officials have 2 messages for parents - The Salt Lake Tribune The school sits in a county with some of the lowest measles vaccination rates among Utah public school kids, state health data indicates.
[Android Central]ChromeOS isn’t dead, but Google’s new Aluminium OS might be the future - Android Central Aluminium OS is probably the internal codename for Google’s next-gen desktop OS built on Android.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[Android Central]ChromeOS isn’t dead, but Google’s new Aluminium OS might be the future - Android Central Aluminium OS is probably the internal codename for Google’s next-gen desktop OS built on Android.
[ScienceAlert]Newly Discovered Organism Could Represent a Whole New Branch in The Tree of Life - ScienceAlert It's not every day that biologists announce an entirely new branch of life, and this one has been hiding under their noses for years.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
[ScienceAlert]Newly Discovered Organism Could Represent a Whole New Branch in The Tree of Life - ScienceAlert It's not every day that biologists announce an entirely new branch of life, and this one has been hiding under their noses for years.
[Google News]Morris Named Oklahoma State’s 25th Head Football Coach - Oklahoma State University Athletics None
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[Google News]Morris Named Oklahoma State’s 25th Head Football Coach - Oklahoma State University Athletics None
[HuffPost]‘No. No. No. No’: Harry Enten Says Trumpworld Selling Ice At North Pole With This Spin - HuffPost The CNN data analyst also explained why many Americans think Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is "full of it."
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
[HuffPost]‘No. No. No. No’: Harry Enten Says Trumpworld Selling Ice At North Pole With This Spin - HuffPost The CNN data analyst also explained why many Americans think Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is "full of it."
[Windows Central]Notepad adds tables and more AI, leaving users asking who wanted this - Windows Central Microsoft keeps stuffing new AI tools into Notepad, adding tables and faster responses. Fans say the lightweight classic is getting bloated.
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
[Windows Central]Notepad adds tables and more AI, leaving users asking who wanted this - Windows Central Microsoft keeps stuffing new AI tools into Notepad, adding tables and faster responses. Fans say the lightweight classic is getting bloated.
[CNN]5 ways to make your Thanksgiving meal ‘blue zone’-friendly - CNN Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
[CNN]5 ways to make your Thanksgiving meal ‘blue zone’-friendly - CNN Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner.
[Doi.gov]Department of the Interior Announces Modernized, More Affordable National Park Access - U.S. Department of the Interior (.gov) The Department of the Interior today announced the most significant modernization of national park access in decades, delivering new digital America the...
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
[Doi.gov]Department of the Interior Announces Modernized, More Affordable National Park Access - U.S. Department of the Interior (.gov) The Department of the Interior today announced the most significant modernization of national park access in decades, delivering new digital America the...
[MMA Fighting]Dillon Danis, Nina Agdal demand trial by jury as amended lawsuit moves forward in court - MMA Fighting Nina Agdal filed an amended complaint in her lawsuit against Dillon Danis and the fighter’s lawyer responded
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[MMA Fighting]Dillon Danis, Nina Agdal demand trial by jury as amended lawsuit moves forward in court - MMA Fighting Nina Agdal filed an amended complaint in her lawsuit against Dillon Danis and the fighter’s lawyer responded
[The Daily Galaxy --Great Discoveries Channel]Scientists Just Found a Neanderthal’s Skull with Its Nose in Perfect Condition - The Daily Galaxy A rare Neanderthal fossil has just given scientists a peek into the past—and the findings inside its nose are more surprising than anyone expected.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
[The Daily Galaxy --Great Discoveries Channel]Scientists Just Found a Neanderthal’s Skull with Its Nose in Perfect Condition - The Daily Galaxy A rare Neanderthal fossil has just given scientists a peek into the past—and the findings inside its nose are more surprising than anyone expected.
[The Daily Galaxy --Great Discoveries Channel]A Family Lived With 2,000 Venomous 'Brown Recluse' Spiders for Years: What Experts Found Left Them Speechless - The Daily Galaxy A family unknowingly shared their home with thousands of one of America's most feared spiders. What scientists found...
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
[The Daily Galaxy --Great Discoveries Channel]A Family Lived With 2,000 Venomous 'Brown Recluse' Spiders for Years: What Experts Found Left Them Speechless - The Daily Galaxy A family unknowingly shared their home with thousands of one of America's most feared spiders. What scientists found...
[Yahoo Entertainment]Hiker frustrated over 'nonsense' trend people are participating in on nature trails: 'Wondering why people think this is cute or fun' - Yahoo "It doesn’t belong."
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
[Yahoo Entertainment]Hiker frustrated over 'nonsense' trend people are participating in on nature trails: 'Wondering why people think this is cute or fun' - Yahoo "It doesn’t belong."
[Interesting Engineering]3-year-old boy gets world-first gene therapy for rare Hunter Syndrome - Interesting Engineering Developed over 10 years at the University of Manchester and tested at the Royal Manchester Children's Hospital (RMCH), the therapy is a one-off procedure.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
[Interesting Engineering]3-year-old boy gets world-first gene therapy for rare Hunter Syndrome - Interesting Engineering Developed over 10 years at the University of Manchester and tested at the Royal Manchester Children's Hospital (RMCH), the therapy is a one-off procedure.