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[MovieWeb]Skeletor's Reveal in 'Masters of the Universe' Trailer Has Fans All Saying the Same Thing About Jared Leto - MovieWeb Fans have finally been given their first look at Jared Leto's Skeletor in action, and all have the same response.
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
[MovieWeb]Skeletor's Reveal in 'Masters of the Universe' Trailer Has Fans All Saying the Same Thing About Jared Leto - MovieWeb Fans have finally been given their first look at Jared Leto's Skeletor in action, and all have the same response.
[Business Insider]MrBeast had billion-dollar dreams for his burger venture. Now he's trying to destroy it. - Business Insider MrBeast Burger is at the center of a bitter legal battle between Jimmy Donaldson and his business partner, Virtual Dining Concepts.
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[Business Insider]MrBeast had billion-dollar dreams for his burger venture. Now he's trying to destroy it. - Business Insider MrBeast Burger is at the center of a bitter legal battle between Jimmy Donaldson and his business partner, Virtual Dining Concepts.
[Riotgames.com]Know Before You Go: 2XKO @ Frosty Faustings XVIII - 2XKO The 2XKO Competitive Series kicks off Jan 29 at Frosty Faustings. Here’s what to expect.
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
[Riotgames.com]Know Before You Go: 2XKO @ Frosty Faustings XVIII - 2XKO The 2XKO Competitive Series kicks off Jan 29 at Frosty Faustings. Here’s what to expect.
[The Seattle Times]How to watch Seahawks play Rams in NFC Championship Game - The Seattle Times The Seahawks and the Rams face off in the NFC Championship Game on Sunday with a spot in the Super Bowl on the line. Here's how you can watch it.
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
[The Seattle Times]How to watch Seahawks play Rams in NFC Championship Game - The Seattle Times The Seahawks and the Rams face off in the NFC Championship Game on Sunday with a spot in the Super Bowl on the line. Here's how you can watch it.
[Good News Network]Incredible Results from 20 Years of Cancer Research Boost National Survival Rates to 7 in 10 - Good News Network 5-year survival rates averaged across all cancers have never been higher, with 7-in-10 cancer patients living past 5 years post-diagnosis.
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
[Good News Network]Incredible Results from 20 Years of Cancer Research Boost National Survival Rates to 7 in 10 - Good News Network 5-year survival rates averaged across all cancers have never been higher, with 7-in-10 cancer patients living past 5 years post-diagnosis.
[49ers.com]McCaffrey, Shanahan Named AP Award Finalists Following 2025 Season - 49ers.com RB Christian McCaffrey was named a finalist Most Valuable Player, Offensive Player of the Year, and Comeback Player of the Year, while head coach Kyle Shanahan was selected as a finalist for AP Coach of the...
January 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
[49ers.com]McCaffrey, Shanahan Named AP Award Finalists Following 2025 Season - 49ers.com RB Christian McCaffrey was named a finalist Most Valuable Player, Offensive Player of the Year, and Comeback Player of the Year, while head coach Kyle Shanahan was selected as a finalist for AP Coach of the...
[BBC News]Harry Styles announces global tour ahead of fourth album release - BBC The singer has announced 50 shows across seven cities, including six at London's Wembley Stadium.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
[BBC News]Harry Styles announces global tour ahead of fourth album release - BBC The singer has announced 50 shows across seven cities, including six at London's Wembley Stadium.
[CNBC]Advisors to the ultra rich say AI isn't a gamechanger for landing new clients - CNBC Referrals are still the name of the game when it comes to earning the trust of the ultra-rich.
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
[CNBC]Advisors to the ultra rich say AI isn't a gamechanger for landing new clients - CNBC Referrals are still the name of the game when it comes to earning the trust of the ultra-rich.
[Gizmodo.com]Like an Avalanche: Wild Video Captures the Violent Trigger Behind Solar Flares - Gizmodo Solar Orbiter captured the most detailed view of a solar flare, observing the build-up of events that lead to the explosion.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
[Gizmodo.com]Like an Avalanche: Wild Video Captures the Violent Trigger Behind Solar Flares - Gizmodo Solar Orbiter captured the most detailed view of a solar flare, observing the build-up of events that lead to the explosion.
[Fortune]Ken Griffin says bond market has sent ‘explicit warning’ on national debt - Fortune Citadel CEO Ken Griffin says Japan’s bond selloff is an explicit warning to the U.S. government.
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
[Fortune]Ken Griffin says bond market has sent ‘explicit warning’ on national debt - Fortune Citadel CEO Ken Griffin says Japan’s bond selloff is an explicit warning to the U.S. government.
[Nature.com]Temporal tissue dynamics from a spatial snapshot - Nature One-shot tissue dynamics reconstruction can infer changes in tissue composition over time, from single-time-point spatial proteomics of human cancers.
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
[Nature.com]Temporal tissue dynamics from a spatial snapshot - Nature One-shot tissue dynamics reconstruction can infer changes in tissue composition over time, from single-time-point spatial proteomics of human cancers.
[Science Daily]Physicists challenge a 200-year-old law of thermodynamics at the atomic scale - ScienceDaily A long-standing law of thermodynamics turns out to have a loophole at the smallest scales. Researchers have shown that quantum engines made of correlated particles can exceed the...
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 PM
[Science Daily]Physicists challenge a 200-year-old law of thermodynamics at the atomic scale - ScienceDaily A long-standing law of thermodynamics turns out to have a loophole at the smallest scales. Researchers have shown that quantum engines made of correlated particles can exceed the...
[Pats Pulpit]Patriots vs. Broncos Thursday injury report: Garrett Bradbury joins New England’s sidelined - Pats Pulpit The second injury report heading into the AFC Championship Game.
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
[Pats Pulpit]Patriots vs. Broncos Thursday injury report: Garrett Bradbury joins New England’s sidelined - Pats Pulpit The second injury report heading into the AFC Championship Game.
[Associated Press]Consumer spending pushes US economy up 4.4% in third quarter, fastest in two years - AP News Powered by strong consumer spending, the U.S. economy grew at the fastest pace in two years from July through September, the government said Thursday in a slight upgrade rom its first...
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 PM
[Associated Press]Consumer spending pushes US economy up 4.4% in third quarter, fastest in two years - AP News Powered by strong consumer spending, the U.S. economy grew at the fastest pace in two years from July through September, the government said Thursday in a slight upgrade rom its first...
[ABC News]Alex Honnold is climbing Taipei 101 with no ropes, live on TV. It's drawing excitement — and concern - ABC News Alex Honnold plans to climb Taipei 101 in his signature free solo style without ropes or protective gear
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 PM
[ABC News]Alex Honnold is climbing Taipei 101 with no ropes, live on TV. It's drawing excitement — and concern - ABC News Alex Honnold plans to climb Taipei 101 in his signature free solo style without ropes or protective gear
[MovieWeb]'Masters of the Universe' Trailer Unleashes the Power of Grayskull with First Look at Jared Leto's Skeletor - MovieWeb Nicholas Galitzine's He-Man battles Jared Leto's Skeletor in First Trailer for 'Masters of the Universe'
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 AM
[MovieWeb]'Masters of the Universe' Trailer Unleashes the Power of Grayskull with First Look at Jared Leto's Skeletor - MovieWeb Nicholas Galitzine's He-Man battles Jared Leto's Skeletor in First Trailer for 'Masters of the Universe'
[BBC News]NI health: Oesophageal cancer patient attributes recovery to no treatment delay - BBC Cancer Research UK warns that emergency measures to tackle NI's cancer diagnosis backlog must be introduced.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
[BBC News]NI health: Oesophageal cancer patient attributes recovery to no treatment delay - BBC Cancer Research UK warns that emergency measures to tackle NI's cancer diagnosis backlog must be introduced.
[Rogerebert.com]Mercy movie review & film summary (2026) - Roger Ebert Screen-popping and kinetic but ultimately tiresome and borderline dopey.
January 24, 2026 at 9:00 AM
[Rogerebert.com]Mercy movie review & film summary (2026) - Roger Ebert Screen-popping and kinetic but ultimately tiresome and borderline dopey.
[ScienceAlert]Ancient DNA Reveals Twisted Roots of Syphilis Go Back 5,500 Years - ScienceAlert The first known outbreak of syphilis in Europe began at the turn of the 16th century, but on the distant continent of South America, the pathogen's history goes much deeper than that.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
[ScienceAlert]Ancient DNA Reveals Twisted Roots of Syphilis Go Back 5,500 Years - ScienceAlert The first known outbreak of syphilis in Europe began at the turn of the 16th century, but on the distant continent of South America, the pathogen's history goes much deeper than that.
[PEOPLE]Woman Loses 87% of Her Skin, Goes Blind from Debilitating Condition: ‘Lucky to Be Alive’ - Yahoo News Singapore “My life is unfortunately never going to be what it was,” said Emily McAllister
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
[PEOPLE]Woman Loses 87% of Her Skin, Goes Blind from Debilitating Condition: ‘Lucky to Be Alive’ - Yahoo News Singapore “My life is unfortunately never going to be what it was,” said Emily McAllister
[Associated Press]Death toll in Iran protest crackdown is reportedly at 5,002 as Trump says US 'armada' approaching - AP News Activists report that Iran's crackdown on nationwide protests has killed at least 5,002 people. Many more are feared dead, but information is scarce in part because Iran...
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 AM
[Associated Press]Death toll in Iran protest crackdown is reportedly at 5,002 as Trump says US 'armada' approaching - AP News Activists report that Iran's crackdown on nationwide protests has killed at least 5,002 people. Many more are feared dead, but information is scarce in part because Iran...
[The A.V. Club]Our most anticipated films of Sundance 2026 - AV Club From a timely immigration doc to the greatest party of Black luminaries ever held, Sundance 2026 closes out its stint in Utah with a bang.
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 AM
[The A.V. Club]Our most anticipated films of Sundance 2026 - AV Club From a timely immigration doc to the greatest party of Black luminaries ever held, Sundance 2026 closes out its stint in Utah with a bang.
[ESPN]Vonn, Kim, Shiffrin named to Olympic team; Anderson misses out - ESPN Two-time Olympic gold medalist Jamie Anderson was notably absent from a U.S. Ski & Snowboard roster that was headlined by Olympic veterans Lindsey Vonn, Mikaela Shiffrin and Chloe Kim.
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
[ESPN]Vonn, Kim, Shiffrin named to Olympic team; Anderson misses out - ESPN Two-time Olympic gold medalist Jamie Anderson was notably absent from a U.S. Ski & Snowboard roster that was headlined by Olympic veterans Lindsey Vonn, Mikaela Shiffrin and Chloe Kim.
[NPR]Heart disease deaths declined. And here's how to reduce your risk of the #1 killer - NPR An annual report from the American Heart Association shows deaths from heart disease and stroke are down, encouraging news after the rate went up in the early years of the pandemic.
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
[NPR]Heart disease deaths declined. And here's how to reduce your risk of the #1 killer - NPR An annual report from the American Heart Association shows deaths from heart disease and stroke are down, encouraging news after the rate went up in the early years of the pandemic.
[The Verge]Nintendo is following up Alarmo with a weird Talking Flower in March - The Verge The interactive toy will be available for preorder today and launches on March 12th.
January 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
[The Verge]Nintendo is following up Alarmo with a weird Talking Flower in March - The Verge The interactive toy will be available for preorder today and launches on March 12th.