The other day, I randomly remembered the part when he was at work and emotional from being dumped and started blasting the Seinfeldesque bass line during a serious part of the show and I couldn't stop laughing. Such a great movie.

Name her Rhea and constantly tell her how dire the current situation is.

DEGOATED

My dentist: You haven't been flossing enough. I can tell by the way your gums bleed when I stab them with this metal hook.

Ooh, now I have the music in my head.

WE WILL PAY ALL FIGHTER JETS $1000 TO SELF-DEPORT

I remember that hit by New Gids on the Blocg

His last name rhymes with Shittenhouse

Unfortunately, the Republicans who will vote for his confirmation also do not care that he is unqualified. It didn't stop them from confirming Betsy Devos for the Dept. of Education, nor Rick Perry for Secretary of the Dept. of Energy despite saying that he would eliminate it previously, etc., etc.

Pretired over here.

Burt's Bees should include fabric softener since 90% of them end up in the washer.

We never got hoverboards. The only thing that Back to the Future got right is that Biff Tannen got the Sports Almanac.

So...he's admitting that he's unfit for office?

This is the funniest sad I've read today.

I hate to say anything nice about the blue check mark, but it did make identifying them and bots so easy back on that other site.

Matt Gaetz having to withdraw his nomination is a major bummer for him, as getting confirmed AG was the first step in a very elaborate promposal he's been planning for some time.

I knew it. We're already in the Bad Place.

I don't have the energy to take pictures of myself anymore. I think I'm suffering from low selfie steam.

I was so glad to learn that you were on Bluesky