Dave Williams
@skirwingle.bsky.social
Walking under the career ladder. Crossword clues, limericks, bad jokes, ambigrams, logos, fonts, passable cartoons.
#thefilmcrowd phew!
Moral of the story: don't hire anyone without references.
Moral of the story: don't hire anyone without references.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
#thefilmcrowd phew!
Moral of the story: don't hire anyone without references.
Moral of the story: don't hire anyone without references.
#thefilmcrowd
"Food? Yes, yes of course. I'll phone for a pizza, eh?"
"Food? Yes, yes of course. I'll phone for a pizza, eh?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
#thefilmcrowd
"Food? Yes, yes of course. I'll phone for a pizza, eh?"
"Food? Yes, yes of course. I'll phone for a pizza, eh?"
#thefilmcrowd Ah, is he like Froderick Fronkensteen's creature - pacified by a simple tune?
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
#thefilmcrowd Ah, is he like Froderick Fronkensteen's creature - pacified by a simple tune?
#thefilmcrowd Okay, Ida, just clock him hard on the head with the Swiffer while he's looking the other way, and call it a day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
#thefilmcrowd Okay, Ida, just clock him hard on the head with the Swiffer while he's looking the other way, and call it a day.
#thefilmcrowd ... when he looks in the mirror, if we can see his reflection, he can see us 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
#thefilmcrowd ... when he looks in the mirror, if we can see his reflection, he can see us 🤔
#thefilmcrowd here, Robert, someone's cut half your tie off.
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
#thefilmcrowd here, Robert, someone's cut half your tie off.
#thefilmcrowd beware! ... be where?
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#thefilmcrowd beware! ... be where?
Egad, authors can be cruel bastards sometimes (to their characters, and thereby their readers)!
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Egad, authors can be cruel bastards sometimes (to their characters, and thereby their readers)!
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying.
🎵 First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect 🎵
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect 🎵
🎵When I was just a baby
My momma told me "Son...
Always be a good boy,
Don't ever play with guns"
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die...🎵
My momma told me "Son...
Always be a good boy,
Don't ever play with guns"
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die...🎵
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
🎵 First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect 🎵
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect 🎵
Reposted by Dave Williams
Unch Crossword Magazine
Unch, the clued-up crossword magazine
unchcrosswords.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 AM
For those who missed it yesterday (and who give a damn, obvs.) here's the link to my November #cryptic #crossword:
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
Sample clue: Run through what traffic lights do (5)
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
Sample clue: Run through what traffic lights do (5)
Crossword #80
crossword.info
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
For those who missed it yesterday (and who give a damn, obvs.) here's the link to my November #cryptic #crossword:
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
Sample clue: Run through what traffic lights do (5)
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
Sample clue: Run through what traffic lights do (5)
#thefilmcrowd Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
THE END
Cheers all and good night :-)
THE END
Cheers all and good night :-)
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
#thefilmcrowd Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
THE END
Cheers all and good night :-)
THE END
Cheers all and good night :-)
#thefilmcrowd this is your fifteen-minute klaxon!
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
#thefilmcrowd this is your fifteen-minute klaxon!
#thefilmcrowd
"I wasn't hard ... in the beginning."
"I wasn't hard ... in the beginning."
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking on a television show .
Alt: Kenneth Williams "oo-er".
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#thefilmcrowd
"I wasn't hard ... in the beginning."
"I wasn't hard ... in the beginning."
#thefilmcrowd
"I want to help you."
"How can you help me?"
"I know kung fu. And karate. And ecky-thump."
"I want to help you."
"How can you help me?"
"I know kung fu. And karate. And ecky-thump."
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
#thefilmcrowd
"I want to help you."
"How can you help me?"
"I know kung fu. And karate. And ecky-thump."
"I want to help you."
"How can you help me?"
"I know kung fu. And karate. And ecky-thump."
#thefilmcrowd
The woman in the salon reminds me of one of the oldest extant jokes, from ancient Rome.
A man goes to a hairdresser, and the barber asks, "How would you like your hair cut?"
The man replies, "In silence."
The woman in the salon reminds me of one of the oldest extant jokes, from ancient Rome.
A man goes to a hairdresser, and the barber asks, "How would you like your hair cut?"
The man replies, "In silence."
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
#thefilmcrowd
The woman in the salon reminds me of one of the oldest extant jokes, from ancient Rome.
A man goes to a hairdresser, and the barber asks, "How would you like your hair cut?"
The man replies, "In silence."
The woman in the salon reminds me of one of the oldest extant jokes, from ancient Rome.
A man goes to a hairdresser, and the barber asks, "How would you like your hair cut?"
The man replies, "In silence."
#thefilmcrowd ... perhaps they want to smoke pot?
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#thefilmcrowd ... perhaps they want to smoke pot?
#thefilmcrowd ah, the faux oriental credits font. Start as you mean to go on.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
#thefilmcrowd ah, the faux oriental credits font. Start as you mean to go on.
konbanwa everyone :-) #thefilmcrowd
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
konbanwa everyone :-) #thefilmcrowd
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Okay, we're in the back third of the month so I needed to pull my finger out and post my November #cryptic #crossword
Sample clue: Person from Accra, in Maine far off? (7-8)
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
Sample clue: Person from Accra, in Maine far off? (7-8)
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
Crossword #80
crossword.info
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Okay, we're in the back third of the month so I needed to pull my finger out and post my November #cryptic #crossword
Sample clue: Person from Accra, in Maine far off? (7-8)
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
Sample clue: Person from Accra, in Maine far off? (7-8)
crossword.info/skirwingle/p...
#TheFilmCrowd ...somewhat abrupt ending there.
Still, good fun with bad people. Them in the film, not you lot ... although ... er, cheers all and good night.
Still, good fun with bad people. Them in the film, not you lot ... although ... er, cheers all and good night.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
#TheFilmCrowd ...somewhat abrupt ending there.
Still, good fun with bad people. Them in the film, not you lot ... although ... er, cheers all and good night.
Still, good fun with bad people. Them in the film, not you lot ... although ... er, cheers all and good night.