When youre bored on a Sunday night, don't prank call hotels.
We usually know you're fucking with us, but sometimes you can cause quite the panic.

Or, you know, keep it up. At least my night has been entertaining. (No panicking, just laughing at dumb prank calls)

When people come to me with problems, I'm going to start asking, "Would you like the blanket or the sword?"

Do you want comfort? Or do you want solutions?

#Quincy'sTavern

#PhotoshopSuperSaiyan 🤣

Happy Thanks 💜

#HappyThanks2024
@sagaalastriona.bsky.social

@sagaalastriona.bsky.social : *Dreading prepping the rutabaga for Thanksgiving*
*Uses my Wüsthof knives*
"That was the quickest rutabaga ever!"

Me: Welcome to the power of Wüsthof. ❤️

Saga: *shocked Pikachu*

#Wüsthof #Thanksgiving2024
#Rutabaga
#ChefLife

For clarification, all we could see was the *back* of the book. No title. Couldn't make out any words. She could tell from a maybe 3 second scene, by the back of the book, that it was Harry Potter.
#PotterHeads

Watching season 1 of 60 days in.
@sagaalastriona.bsky.social : She's reading Harry Potter.
Me, who wasn't paying attention: Hold on I'll give a second opinion. *rewinds*
Me: Yeah. That's like book 1 or 2. *goes to google*
Saga: *Goes to her office, returns with The Sourcerer's stone* Boom.
#HPNerds

World, welcome to an inside look at our lives. You. Are. Welcome.

I'll give you treats the next time you're over 🤣

Benson Boone- Ghost Town

I'm not good at these kind of things, so here's a picture of Cauliflower as "I don't know what I'm doing" tax. 💜