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Bastard Riley

@skyrimdiet.bsky.social

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · Dec 30

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phT...

Do you guys remember my simpons video?

Scary Simpsons

YouTube video by Bastard "MK" Riley

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 15h

people come at me for naming my cat garbage when there are people out there with cats named shit like “princess snowball.” who’s the real enemy here?

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 15h

He jumped into the trash can the first night we got him. Playing with little pieces of trash is one of his favorite past times

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 16h

He does that too! He meows and leads me to his bowl. So cute

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 16h

I love my cat more than i love myself. you can fuck right off

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 16h

They’re all I wear!!

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

imagining in another timeline, garbage is a human boy and we’re sitting on a bench holding hands while he eats an ice cream

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

garbage loves it when i stand next to him while he eats. when he puts his tail on me like this it feels like we’re holding hands

black cat eating food with his tail on my sock

black cat sitting in front of his food looking back at me

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

last night was like a movie

jalapeño plant in the dark with the flash on

blurry picture at night with the flash on of jalapeños in a metal basket

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 3d

wish i could brush their hair

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 3d

redownloaded the sims 3 recently and my play-style has changed. i’ve just been making sure my sim earns a living wage, eats when they’re hungry, and get them to bed on time

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 4d

always be yourself unless you’re a weird little freak

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 4d

always be yourself but not too much

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5d

i’m a millennial but i know what a glizzy is

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5d

learning about gen z hot dog terminology

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5d

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnK... she should write songs that sound like this

Ryu ga Gotoku Zero - OST [Side B] - 35 - Friday Night [EXTENDED]

YouTube video by Isopod

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5d

taylor swift’s music sounds bad to me

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 6d

that’s as loud as he goes

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 6d

there’s pizza on the counter

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 7d

no officer, i wasn’t looking down at my phone. i was just trying to concentrate on making the perfect stack

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 7d

haulin’ 💪

a broken rusty brake pad and a bottle of coolant loose in the back of my truck

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 9d

scarfing down an ooey gooey cheesy weezy pile of lunch! yummy!

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 9d

hey nothing much 😎

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 9d

call me Striker

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 9d

having bodily functions is a full time job