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Schuylkill River
@skytheriver.bsky.social
south jersey gross pop
anyway free palestine fuck ice
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
they make him seem so powerless in the headlines man and then he just continues to do fucked up shit. when will it end?
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
what an unfortunate name for a fortnite creator game
February 5, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i genuinely fuck with sativa again since putting that together
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
non legal state heads: its not sativa giving u panic its terpinolene and pinene thank you for coming to my ted talk
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
terpinolene is the devil incarnate
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
goofiticus 4:20
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
and on the 4th day christ said watch this extremely goofy movie for this is my body
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
drinking the essence of the sativa that revived max
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
smoking the indica that killed goofy
February 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
its the safest ounce in the wärld
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
chris christie is actually short for christopher christianity
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Schuylkill River
Look, I love Bruce, and I think Trump is a piece of shit.

But that picture is disturbing as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
yay my first twitter argument on bluesky we’re so back
January 29, 2026 at 7:35 PM
buzzfeed bubble letter ass, quote tweet ass, harry potter ass
January 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
youtube: crawl down this pipe
me: no its gross in the pipe
youtube: but pipe!
me: why would i go down a pipe that looks incredibly gross, and badly taken care of?
youtube: pipe.
me: this pipe is like, so gross tho, theres like worms in it
youtube: dammit you win. but this worked on so many people
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
maybe they’re just letting me get a glimpse into how my charity work is affecting the world
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
like first of all I contribute to a yearly charity that helps steal sm7bs from podcast bros, and it seems like they still have that microphone on every podcast. So my charity works not even working. And honestly guys, I’m just tired at this point.
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
youtube be like oh ur a dood u should Get a Divorce and Listen to Podcasts
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 PM
youtube knowing im a guy has led to some of the genuinely weirdest recommendations, i find them funny tho
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 PM
talk about shooting yourself in the foot before you even cross the starting line
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM
inside you there are two wolves: indica guy and sativa guy
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
weed
January 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The Constantly Pooping Doctor
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 PM