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milk-livered guy ┊ they/theirs ┊ adult ┊ gently dni: minors + shipping discourse (pro/anti wank) a nendoroid caught writing and doodling ✸ AO3: ao3.org/users/slankyyy ✸ Tumblr: https://slankyyys.tumblr.com

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slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · Aug 22

*taps mic* is this thing on? names slanky. here’s what to expect from this place and the others:

hope you enjoy poking around my little corner ᐛ

notes screenshot:
there is a grey page divider with a pixel envelope in the center. the envelope has a thin white outline

■ slankyyy | adult years old | them/theirs
■ situated in canada-land
■ fe3h + 3hopes centric account

there is a PSS icon of hex maniac with a white outline

another grey divider

■ favourite characters:
map sprites of male enlightened Byleth, Rhea, Flayn, Hanneman, Sylvain, Miklan, Matthias and Shez. They all have a thin white outline

■ favourite routes (houses):
flag of the blue lions to represent azure moon and flag of the church of Seiros to represent silver snow. they both have thin white outlines (side note: yes I know silver snows banner is the crest of flames, I couldn’t find a flag for it)

■ favourite routes (hopes):
there is a flag of Faerghus to represent azure gleam

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 2d

*embittered aroace voice* allonormativity is a plague on fandom

it really makes me wonder if these people can’t fathom a relationship that doesn’t have sex or they think all romance must lead to it…

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 3d

dating is a massive step up holy hell

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 3d

THEY BROUGHT BACK RIVALS???? omg

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slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 18d

how we do non-american fodlan fans
#fefw #fireemblemfortunesweave

ms paint doodle of big sothis and cai, referencing sloshua's comic of mario:

sothis says "enter my amazing world of fun and fantasy intrigue"

cai says "ok sothis"

sothis says "$750 dollar"

cai says "no sothis"

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 7d

hmmm... it appears he's fond of it! i wonder what other flavours mister lionmitri would enjoy 🤔

an ms-paint doodle of dimitri's lion form eating a can of wellness minced turkey and salmon entree by a door

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 7d

This is just a stock photo off of Pinterest for privacy haha you can never be too careful

I’m lucky to have a pool close enough so i shall enjoy the water for both of our sakes ✌️

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 7d

i gotta go swimming I NEED TO GO BACK

an image of the interior of a pool

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 8d

Istfg the whole “NPC” culture has been a blight to public etiquette

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 8d

It’s morbidly hilarious how it’s now kinda untrue to say that nobody is secretly recording you in public… realistically nobody is stalking your every move for Interwebs Clout™️ but in public spaces like gyms, people are too comfortable just being massive weirdos

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 8d

i love swimming ♡ its the best sport for privacy. its the few places where i dont feel worried about getting in the crossfires of some morons 'schleepy-deepy-challenge' tiktok

seriously can we ban phones forever and ever and ever from gyms What The Hell

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 8d

??? I reply to a post - it shows the OG has been deleted but it’s still??? There??? BlueSky why are you shitting yourself lmfao

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 8d

dancer dedue!!! he looks fantastic!!! foxyvain and squirrel ashe in the corner tho 🥺

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 8d

i love swimming ♡ its the best sport for privacy. its the few places where i dont feel worried about getting in the crossfires of some morons 'schleepy-deepy-challenge' tiktok

seriously can we ban phones forever and ever and ever from gyms What The Hell

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 8d

No idea why they’re censoring the most milque toast female designs… even more odd because most story of season players are adults who grew up with the franchise

It feels so odd and ngl it gives me a weird taste in my mouth to cover up frankly, milque toast amounts of skin and cleavage :/

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 9d

im screaming

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 10d

short haired mercie my beloved 🥺

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 11d

Dude fuck social media 😭

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 12d

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slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 14d

what gets me is people taking the least charitable interpretation of her answer to a binary yes-or-no question. the flack im reading reeks of 'erm you didnt make my headcanon into canon?? do you hate transfems 🤨' absolute pancakes and waffles leaps of logic here

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 14d

Worse comes to worse and by the time the strike ends: I could get him somewhere else but that sites price is jacked up by $40….

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 14d

national strike from Canada post. sobbing. I was Just going to get Sylvain’s pop up 😔

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 14d

never look at the mouthwashing fanbase, worst mistake of my life

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 16d

if we can get nintendo mandated fursona for dimitri then can we get loptous julius at least

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 16d

i dont care how good fe18 is, im joining the luffy grind

luffy's face on top of a heavenly staircase

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 16d

they increased switch game prices by $5 for canadians for no flipping reason. only canadians. american prices are the same

compressed beserk skeleton holding an ios in despair as the switch game prices went up

slanky @slankyyy.bsky.social · 16d

is that adventuretime